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EPISODE · Aug 30, 2025 · 3 MIN

Pit Stains, Panic Orders & Pastry Porn

from Thumb War · host Bleav + Rachel Selig & Jason Doyle

This one’s for the P-Hounds only — and wow, do we get feral. JD retells the legend of a friend who ate 36 Krispy Kremes in a single day — a tale of gluttony, shame, and heroic replenishment runs. We spiral into Donut Daddy mukbang hell (yes, he sticks his fingers in them). Rachel relives flight trauma with a sweaty cigar-stained kilt man and a bag-bin bandit who deserved the death penalty. Plus: panic-ordering salads at LaGuardia, pit stain reveals, and an AMA that somehow turns into a Coen Brothers bus-driver mobster pitch. It’s chaos. It’s gross. It’s oddly arousing (don’t ask). It’s Thumb War at its most unhinged. If you’re reading this and you’re not a Patron? You’re missing the donut dump of the century. Subscribe to our Patreon! http://bit.ly/44Mo8xU Send us an email! [email protected] Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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