Pizza stolen by a naked man

A man was robbed of his pizza by a naked man covered in mud. After buying a pizza and heading to his car, the man saw a shadow under the vehicle. Thinking it might be an animal, he unlocked the car with the keys, but the shadow did not move. Shining a flashlight on the area with his phone's flashlight, he discovered a naked, dirty, disturbing-looking man crouched next to the car. The man panicked, backed away and dropped the pizza on the ground. The naked man, in a sudden move, pounced on the pizza, grabbed it and fled running into a nearby forest.