Platinum Problems, Balcony Mattresses, and Bobby's Terrible Taste in Chicken

The Golden Crew is back and absolutely unhinged as ever. First, big congrats to Tom — his brass band took home a win this weekend, which means Trevor and Jenn have exactly zero excuses next time they lose anything. We kick off the news with some ACTUAL good news: the Carnival Jubilee scored a perfect 100 on its CDC health inspection — that's a first since its 2023 launch, and our home port of Galveston has never looked cleaner. Meanwhile, Royal Caribbean was busy committing an international crime on St. Patrick's Day: no corned beef. Their stock took a hit and frankly, we're not surprised.We dive into the growing chaos around Carnival's Platinum perks after multiple sailings started pulling priority boarding and early stateroom access — turns out when everyone's Platinum, nobody is. We've got thoughts. Strong ones. Also: the Carnival Firenze is canceling 11 sailings out of Long Beach to reposition to the East Coast, and the West Coast is not taking it well (looking at you, Jenn).Then there's the TikTok trend of people dragging their mattresses out onto their balconies to sleep under the stars — John Heald has officially had enough, and honestly? Same. Bobby called in on the Speak Pipe to defend Carnival's fried chicken, and Trevor and Tom has never recovered. Plus, MSC Seascape is charging admission to a new after-hours show that includes cocktails — which sounds fine until you realize some guests already have the drink package. Chaos. Pure chaos.And yes, the Miami road trip comes up. It always comes up. Tom drove for what felt like 27 hours, Megan flew like a genius, and Trevor stared longingly into the Mississippi River. We don't talk about FGGC 1. We just... don't.Subscribe, join the Podcastaways Facebook group, and remember: anything that happens on the ship stays on YouTube. 🛳️Speakpipe.com/CarnivalCruisingPodcastaways⁠ to leave us a voicemail.Cruise With us on FRGC 4, September 2026 - Contact Amanda Barmore with Have Luggage Will Travel ⁠https://flow.page/haveluggagewilltravel