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There we get back out of the morning. Desire of a Boulder of Fire. Ready to turn boss to the start. Welcome to the show.
Did you know that? Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah.
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Jason Ellis. I spent no expense. Whoo! What a treat.
We got a new team in the booth. Yeah, yeah. They're delightful. I was so excited.
Excited to meet him. Stuff happens. Life happens. You know, Tully's out there in New York.
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Good chug, chug, chug. That's what's up. More importantly though, I want to talk about something just right off the bat. First off, your hair looks amazing.
Yeah. Well, that happens when you're as good as surfers me. You went to the Kelly Slater surf ranch and you rode the big breakers. Yeah.
One of the greatest surfers of our time. Took a while for me to get it. But now I've got it and boy am I good. Man, I saw the pictures.
I have not seen video just for the audience out there. I haven't seen, but stills. Man, you're right in the pocket looking great. I got video.
Video? I'll put it up in this podcast. Did you have to be assisted into the wave? Nah.
You got it on your own power. Yeah, wait. Nah. At first, yeah.
But then I was like, I don't need this. And then yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
That's awesome. It's in in the end. Total by myself. Catching waves.
Trying to get in the barrel. Frontside and backside. They gave me. Yeah.
Okay. Here we go. He's dropping in. Yup.
Looks like he got in on his own. He's on the right and we have Ray Mono who's following a close jet ski. He's chilling right in the pocket. Steady.
It's pretty lame. Very stable. Safety stance. He's doing it.
I think I'm going to get down a little bit and touch the wave with my hands. So that's pretty laid back. That's pretty laid back. What size board was that?
Ridiculously big one. I think like a eight foot or something. It's like six inches thick too. Look at that thing.
He's on a boat. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that.
Look at that. Look at that. Oh, yeah, they've seen hips and then faces. Yeah.
They've rocked them all. They've rocked them all. Yeah. They've rocked them all.
And now that you're a surfer, are you going to quit the boxing training of surfing full-time? Yeah. I like that. He's doing patient.
To win patient. Yeah, I was thinking I should be in the green room by now. Yeah. Because I've already caught this wave three times.
Oh my God. And I was like, why am I not getting barreled? Right. And I was getting a little frustrated.
You're very high standards for yourself. Yeah. And then I thought about it afterwards. I was like, wow, you got a bit better that you didn't get barreled.
And you didn't know how to surf. Yeah, you do surf. You surf. But I do know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But problem is, all the other waves in to see don't start in the same spot, in the end in the same spot like that wave. And I'm a coug, so everyone's going to take my wave anyway. That's true.
That's true. I've been surfing with Jason and people give him his space. I don't know. Maybe it's the tattoo head.
I was going to say. They kind of let you have waves, Jason. I feel like if I saw you in the lineup, I wouldn't want to snake your wave. No, you don't want to snake.
What about when you see me paddle? I don't want to snake. That's a good point. The paddling.
Yeah. I don't want to go back down until I begin her paddle. I hear you. I hear you.
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Or I'll break your jumpson. There's a big, big contest this weekend. You can come down and tea-scent. Go with it.
Yeah, it's the anti-serve surf contest. It's the Red Bull foam records. Wait, that kind of Red Bull is a part of it if it's anti-surf contest. Well, that's their taste.
They infiltrated. They infiltrated. You can come down. It's 20 bucks to enter.
Anybody can go in. Anybody can enter. I get a wave or do I have to steal one? You'll get plenty of waves.
And you know who's gonna be there? My friend Kelly's later. I don't know if Kelly's gonna be there, but Eric, one of the greatest street skaters in the world, Austin. He's big into it.
I thought he was at the wave with this Rick Howard. I don't know who that is. Oh, wow. I'm sorry.
He was on Girl Skateboards too. Oh, no way. How'd he do? Better than you?
Yeah, he can see out. Everybody back in surf except Kevin Starb and I were the worst. We don't know what's going on with surfing and a dad and a kid. They were the worst than us.
But out of all the people that suck, I was the Kelly Slater of them. Dude, you know what I really think would be your wheelhouse? We get you out in some good-sized waves. That's what I think.
Toen. That's what I noticed. I got on a big wave and it was easier. Going a straight line.
Just fast. And like you're skating. You know that vert skating back. I'm reaching some big things.
I think I do. I agree. I agree. You're going straight to Chopes.
That's it. Chopes. Who? Wait, do I have to paddle into that?
No. Well, then yeah, I'm doing it. Hey, wait, I want to tell you something. I'm going straight.
That's what I said. Six to eight. But Hawaiian size would be like 18, 14 foot. Yeah.
With nix. He was there with the nixing team. I'm not. I didn't make that up.
So lemma masa Kayla told me that's what I did. So lemma saw it. He has a witness. True story.
All right. Certified. Well, he was in it. You're probably 30.
Yeah. Late 30s. Yeah. Were you ever like pretty decent at surfing?
No. No, I've never been able to surf ever. The time I got up in Taveruil was the first time I ever stood up on a shore board. And the last time I still haven't.
By the way, we haven't even mentioned it. Your hair looks phenomenal. Yeah. No, no, well, that's from get when I came out of the barrel, I had this hair.
That's what it does. It changes a man. Everyone knows that stops time. I'm going to hate it.
Yeah, it's just like it fits you too well to the point where like it could not be a wig and it looks so gross. I don't know. I really like it. Is it true?
This was made out of actual human hair? I scaled somebody. I killed that guy. Any of them were the bodies out or probably came out.
Oh, wow. Things are getting dark around here. Good God, man. I couldn't help it.
He had such great hair. I was like, this guy has to die. Oh, wow. You look like dude.
I just always wanted to do this. Yeah, at least you parted it to the sides. He had it like just in Bieber style over the head. You don't know what I had.
Shut up. Yeah, man. Just chilling. Life's good.
Life's good. It does seem it does suit you too. Yeah. I think I might suit you more.
I just want to let you know I went to the X Games. I saw Jason working his ass off in the heat. They put him in the middle of where just people could potentially throw things at them and and whatnot. And I had a lot of ideas in my head while you were on air and they said, no, don't do it.
Let the man be a professional. Yeah. Let him let him have his moment. You should have thrown something.
I was going to, but I don't want to get kicked out. They would have. They were pretty anal. Yeah, you got to be careful.
Somebody came with a sign and they got real mad at him. Was it a bad sign? I think so. But I didn't catch it.
I didn't get a chance to get offended. There was a couple of drunk people that needed to be escorted away. Yes. So that's a long, that's a long three days, dude.
How was it? Energy stayed up the whole time. It was very, it was very, that part was hard. It was a lot.
It was like a long, long days of sitting there. But what a job. What a opportunity. So kind of seemed ridiculous to be like, oh man, this is such a long day.
Wait, I got to be there at seven tomorrow. That's crazy. But I think they pulled it off. Like the whole thing was good.
Yeah. And the brass was happy with how you did. Yeah, they want me to do Win or X and some other stuff. You're a big fan.
So I got a job. Congratulations. Thank you. I needed a job.
That's killer, dude. That's rad. I'm supposed to be doing something. What?
Then, turn is ratchet though. Come on, man. You're just saying that because you hang out in the youthful section, in the youth are a bit rough around there. But there's a nice older demographic like myself and Jonathan here who enjoy a nice glass of chardonnay with their wives and maybe some, or doves or some cheese chakudari boards.
Yes. Wait. Chakudari board. It's a great place to enjoy a lovely chakudari board.
You're a dick knob. Oh, it sucks. Oh, it's all jank. It's because you hang out with drug dealers, you freaking hoodlum.
That's right. And I bet where I'm from is terrible. Oslime, Oceanside. We're blue collar.
Okay. You might get stabbed. You got to keep your head on a little. You son of a bitch.
Yeah. If you can't handle that, I want you to keep your mouth shut. My lord. Fucking.
Hanging out. Wait, you're talking smack on Cosbad now? I represent Seetown. You better watch it.
Better watch it. It's a great place. This guy. Yeah.
I mean, maybe if you go surf, someone's going to punch you in the face or be in there. But, apart from that, it's a pretty good place. Great breakfast burritos. Some of the best breakfast burritos ever had ever had.
Damn, I had Seetown. Incredible. Hey, have a quick question. Yeah.
This has been bothering me for a while since I saw you last. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, it's not a bad thing. I'm just saying, there's a lot of stuff out there that maybe might prevent you from getting on. Oh, yeah?
I'm just saying. I mean, there's a lot of things. And maybe at some point, the mystery- Where does that come from? I'm not wondering.
It's been in my head. If I ran for- Yeah. Maybe you want to be governor of the great city. I'm just saying.
Say you have a change of heart, you want to get a politics. You got, there might be some things, you know? Like what? Books.
Only fans. What's up with only fans? I don't know how you know. you people maybe just a congressman that's never happy you're never gonna make it I'm making up people unhappy from having a podcast I don't want to be in charge anything I want to tell anybody to do it if you saw the Arnold doc and he started making signs ah there you go so I did it you can pull that one you put me out of it all right I'm just what would be what would be your slogan don't be a pussy suck a dick you will get votes people will vote for you a certain group will vote for you you will that's a good people I care about there you go all right but I don't want them to get extra rights I just want them to get equal right there we go oh my lordy-lirty yeah so what the heck where is Tullywood where'd he go went to with his family to like a thing a vacation or something oh that's nice yeah it's cool that you're allowing to go on daycare that's cool I don't have a say he's been with you how long now that I'm 15 damn that's wild there is a long time yeah it's a long long time yeah and how are you doing seriously how's single life good I haven't seen you for a while no I'm ripping you're ripping oh life rips ripping yeah I'm like shredding yeah yeah I'm so busy and as you know like I hosted the ex-gains and I got barrel the kelly and doing a lot of stuff but also girls like me on dating sites I signed up for riot I don't know if I'm gonna be allowed in it or not but what's it all riots for famous people to date no yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't know if you've seen me before but you know that's cool it's a great skateboard in the world probably worth dating anyway I have to do the loop what what 13th to do the loop first gay person to do the leap hey that's a big deal that's a big deal shout out to the homos that we know of first gay person to do the loop oh yeah fair let's probably be a couple secret homos that did it to yeah for sure but yeah shout out to me for admitting it and doing the loop so you're out there you're doing it you're meeting people you're pressing the flesh yeah yeah fun yeah I love I love being out there and living my life good going out there and then you go as I say girls like me straight girls like me guys like me it's like that leaving Kalasong everybody loves you when you're by you see you know that's on to this pretty much what's happening Jason's life here I gotta go I got a trans girlfriend and a trans boyfriend you know it's pretty cool how are the clubs the shows going what's your comedy I'm hilarious yes nobody knows it yet but I'm hilarious I'm a comedy's I'm a force of comedy I love it yeah yeah if it was like a war and I was comedy people would be all comedians would be trembling in fear because I'm bringing them I'm bringing the wrath I agree bring that I'm gonna take over I don't really want to take over I just want to part take I don't want to do the kind of McGregor thing I just want to be a part of it there you go but I feel like I have the chops just a matter of now it's the time yeah I just gonna go out there and do all the shows and watch all the people I think I got an advantage because I don't really listen to anybody I like comedians but I don't want to be any of them that's smart you know like I feel like in skating I wanted to be people and then it took a long time for me to form who I was because I put all these other pieces of other people in my style and in my tricks and then in the end I became me from adding it all but for comedy I have I don't have any influence I don't I don't like anybody so you're loving the comedy but another question real quick if serious calls this afternoon and I'm sure you show now that's a no-go not happening we're not a big number big number I had a big number what if it's a as big and they're like we want you back buddy yeah that'd be tough tough but yeah I'd say for my kids I would do it but my kids mom is rich that's because they don't even need me yeah like financially they don't need me so I could be poor for the rest of my life and they might be fine and I like my life good you know yeah it would it's safer but I don't know if I want to live especially now that it's the twilight you never know maybe I do an 80 round or something like that but maybe not and right now you know I get to do you know I can't go I can't go Kelly's latest wave I can't go skate I can't do any of that I can't do I'm gonna go do a Canadian tour of jokes I can't do that you're doing that yeah that's a bit dude that's awesome like I don't even think I would have been able to host x games yeah yeah like it would all these things that that in the end you know the money you know I had the money but I also had like wives and debt and so I didn't I didn't really you know when I made a lot of money I didn't really have money to burn you know like I had a nice car my house was nice but I didn't really you know my house my room is everyone else's stuff you know like none of my stuff is in my bedroom now it is you know so it's almost like even if I have a little house it's more house than I've had very because every room is like my room you know and I thought maybe I'd be lonely but I like being by myself I never I'm never really by myself so when I am by myself it's pretty cool yeah like I got weed weeds cool and then like Meg is always available to watch and you know equalizer never stops delivering and I'm gonna buy John Wick so I'm gonna make some more money think about being a prostitute don't talk shut up for again whatever the Lord works in mysterious ways and you know what somebody out there needs a good jizzing and I and I am a professional and Drap Kings Sportsbook the Sportsbook of Kings an official sports betting partner of the NFL is giving you two hundred dollars in bonus bets instantly when you bet just five bucks on any NFL game books Seahawks forty Niners New York Jets you name it you just need to download the app and use the code Ellis to sign up two hundred dollars what calm down Jason 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respected we've been gone I was born Katie respected the Lord I feel like well we have to know she respected my fear of the dark one whereas I feel like you and totally just like to make fun and I really do get scared I don't like horror movies and I'm scared of Satan and you're the one that keeps bringing stuff up well it's gonna go I just I just I just want to say please respect my boundaries you know you like Jason you can't be president because you've got an only fans and I'm like dude I was hanging out here talking about getting barreled and now I can't be president because I stuck the dick on the Internet I said you could be I said we need to start thinking about it right now what direction we want to go should you pursue politics it's gonna be pretty hard if you become a prostitute oh it's hard I'm about to start pimping you out I'm just saying talent wise you know I mean like would I be a good president I would say not really but a good prostitute I would be I reckon that's a good deal I think you're a good president you could smell bullshit a mile away so that's good you know so I wouldn't get along with anybody and you got to get along with everybody to make it all the all the all the cogs turn that's a good point I'm not greasing the cogs you can you can suck my dick all those people because oh we should you know I'm taking money here I'm taking money I'd be like all you guys are fired and I would have no friends and then I'd have my friends running and they're idiots no fans friends you could be you know I'll institute to you could be the first president prostitute maybe not though if I go like I feel like a good vice president will be Tony Hawk yes and that's my friend and I know that I could probably give me if I am if I do become president I get to pick a vice president yes yes so if I say Tony I think Tony would be honored to be vice president and then he could be you mean like the smart one where I mean I'll do some talking to Tony's like you know don't say this don't say that yeah I think because he's real good at that exactly you know like sometimes I'm like I'm gonna tell this dude and it's like he's like probably better not to say anything at all and I'm like that was great advice because I was gonna tell like I eat a fat one you know we should make a video of you like seriously going up at Tony and telling him like hey I'm running for office I want you to be vice president well I think he would definitely say no to that but if I was getting the votes where it looked like I was going to be the president then I would definitely ask him to be vice president I think he would take the job because first of all we would make skateboarding so much bigger that's that's an institution where they this you're gonna hate me but skateboarding skateboarders don't pay taxes excuse me like this though pro service don't pay taxes either what do I think he does yes he does so the everyday Joe Olstein oh yeah he pays taxes from here on out when I'm the president oh you see what you're doing not everybody in the church has to pay taxes I'm with you on all this but certain people in the church where I'm like now now yeah now you pay taxes you know football you had a good run you know now it's sideways surfing and skateboarding then I'm paid taxes and you do pay taxes you got a lot of money and we need that so thanks I like all this but then I just realized you literally cannot be president because you were not born in the United States of America sorry friend wah wah wah that's a shame they need to change that law I feel like you started this whole thing just to let me down no I could become governor though you could become guy which would be good I think it's a little bit more realistic right well if I is there a vice governor you don't get that do you might be vice president vice governor I think Tony Hogg will be a better governor than me he could win he would be a governor of California yeah he would win yeah he's great for the tourist thing he's a great guy he doesn't have only fans it's a good guy he's never really done anything wrong it's pretty good dude pretty good dude yeah you starting to work out now oh yeah I think I'm out of convincing his son or something but he's talking about going to Colombia I email them and I think I talked to different people now like yeah just telling him to register and I was like no I do you know like I didn't want to say do you know me because I'm like I've been I've already been here like and I'm saying the words Tony Hogg yup he's supposed to say we're gonna get right on that that's what you say now you know I see who you hook up on there by accelerates a great place and yeah Tony Hogg is going for free that's awesome I can't wait to hear what he says about because you've raved about the results yeah I would go all the time I should also just go one time and then not do sports but yeah right get a free one again you know you get another run at it it's because you're all you mean I'm old and I've heard everything so it's like all the injections it's like let's heal you know your shoulders wrecked and it's like the injections going there and all the little stem cell things like let's build Jason shoulder bag and it's like let's work and then touching the muscles and attendance they go dinnin and then come on let's grow and they're like yeah man we're growing and then I go yeah feel the power of a grown and then I smash it into some shit and rip it to put in all the little stem cell people are like oh no it's like what the hell's going on and I'm like hell yeah we're back and all the old original juice in there is like dude yeah like you got and then they tell them stem cells like you have no idea this guy's an idiot this is getting it you guys are here for a short time and then sure enough they are and then I go back again and get more so it's just constant war everything's war and I'm winning you know I'm winning because I'm still fighting there you go I've seen you in a minute and you're mentally strong I can feel it you're you're in a good place you're pretty fat right now but it's also made me come on strong as well so I kind of I kind of like being fat powerful how's the candy situation you want to go really good I'm eating it all the time good yeah I don't really eat that much and then at night I and then I made a mistake I went to rich person supermarket and everyone now it's like a medium rich person I mean times for tough gelsons Kelsons is pretty rich yeah a little bit rich right there's a little rich better than a pavilions that's all I didn't know pavilions is I'm so used to be rich son of a gun but they have like these snacks near the counter and it's like already baked goods with like jam in my love jam and baked goods and I'm like oh and I don't like cooking because I'm single and if that's like already a wrapped baked good in a little box and you just take one out it's pretty convenient sure and it's like I could go to the fridge and make a meal and I'm like when I talk about making a meal I'm talking about putting some microwave or in the oven for 30 seconds single man oh yeah man I got chicken strips I live off chicken strips I don't even care anymore you're just in some ranch it's like I do catch up and I put it's like six I think I get eight chicken strips and they're they don't have any stick chickens that didn't have any steroids so you know they're good for whatever and then I put them in the oven and I come out and I eat them and I give my two hours a little bit and that's dinner living but sometimes I'm like man cook chicken strip or just take one of these puffy patients with jamming it out of the little container and they're so good and they're right there and the container keeps giving me they're full of those little jammy things there's like freaking I don't know man like 24 I swear to god there's so many so I just can't eat them I was like wait a minute I don't even need dinner anymore and I was like oh no I really and then I found I got chocolate covered almonds and I got blueberries dried blueberries because it's trying to be healthy snack but then I discovered if you put a bunch of blueberries in your mouth with the chocolate almonds it's pretty good so then I went to bed with that if you fell asleep fell sleep with some blueberries and chocolate almonds around me because I'm living man I'm living my life you know it's like oh man you're gonna wait one day you're not gonna wake up from all the yes I am not gonna die from OD on chocolate almonds and blueberries you could choke on them though well then if that's the case look certain things that happen to certain people is because you're weak and you weren't supposed to be okay I mean you have a kind of blueberry then that's it Jason you were you think you were gonna get barreled the next day if you're gonna choke on a blueberry probably not so why live you know you're going room or death that's how I roll right Jonathan shocker so it's a three old day 24 seven it's a lifestyle sorry yeah I mean that's a pretty like fat person thought process for sure did he just call me fat he said it's a fat person thought process he didn't call you fat he'd never say that all right that's not nice let's see what you look like when you're 51 this is coming from someone that that was fat so I've been through the fat person that's right you were fat and when you think chicken nuggets you think when you think chicken nuggets or paved pastry go that way how big were you there's a giant fat kid I can pull up a fat seven year again you know they need his mom named in miles because that's how many chains how over you what age age like fat kid age but still what do you mean fat kid age not all kids have a fat kid age once your nips become like that's when you know that's that's a very very observant and true point what each I say when you're when you become fat kid where the nipples go in oh dang yep that's yep you can't go to the water park everyone gives you a hard time they put them a fat or a dreadlocks to those I would do that to you yeah that's why I didn't talk to him back then I don't talk to faculty chasing us the park he's like certain people I don't know time for back kids are one of them so yeah with dreadlocks I'd like to hear a loss so I you were at the skatepark or something a little fat kid with dreads box up he broke his hand like he fell over and broke his arm in front of me I just gave up probably all the over a man's got to have standards that's all right I get it get a haircut there you go and a diet you know good Lord yeah my goodness you're in such prime shape to not be fat when you're a fat kid though you know that's true you shouldn't be fat you literally run it off in a day that's true that's true he probably had access to that really really good food maybe you just loved food no he wasn't always rich he was like us Jonathan is he yeah yeah he's been through a rollercoaster of emotions I hear you yeah but you came out on the other side he's a survivor I love that's why he's here that's obviously like I'm so resilient I'm gonna try to work on the Jason Elcher see how that goes cuz that I mean that's I put that on your roster like I leave to tell the story yeah that's a thing that's a thing that's gonna look good in the future yeah where you see yourself in the future months I'm trying I just I see myself entrepreneur correct entrepreneur still hopefully not fat right we'll don't give up on that time yeah not giving up on not being fat yeah that's it those are right now yeah it's very general though you just said entrepreneur like any specific area I hope my shop continues yes a shop you know that no one of the greatest gait shot what did they had a big fucking sorry they had a big party yesterday I didn't go to congratulations that's very cool that's a very cool it's a fuzzy that's M and then I'm not that's a fuzzy I don't know anything got a clothing line Wow yeah they're sick are you guys like Supreme yeah but better I love it I love it that's killer man how old are you 24 24 what else do you want to know how about him everything he was fat I don't know if you know that I heard I heard he's back if you ever thought of doing like exercise videos because you're so fat right like look at me now they're coming down and then look at this fat guy with like that was the base player of corn there's one thing I've learned is that abs are made in the kitchen and I still don't have abs so yeah all I have to do is not he candy at night for four days and I'm super fit again yes it's all it takes which is very lucky but I also think it's not luck I think it's I was born to be a fat kid you know my dad before he died he said to me one time I came back from America you know drinking and stuff you know I get hurt I put on a couple pounds that took my shirt off outside for showing me tattoo or some shit and he goes he got fat and I was like yeah right and he's like you're way too get older you're gonna be you're gonna be fat as hell and I was like yeah right but it triggered me to not be fat yeah like I feel like that is always in right that is not happening what's inside is there a little fat kid like inside your heart is that what lives in there is it like a little tiny terrified terrified scared yeah that's very honest you know that's nice to say yeah like I feel like now I understand when I did all right wasca and at one point I turned into a lizard and I was like someone was trying to touch me and I was like oh like freaking out on anything touching me yeah like a lizard does like even see like a scared lizard where they're in full his mode yep it's like you go anywhere near them they're like you know they're freaking out you're like more whoa I hope it doesn't bite me but if you put your if you do like the guy powder where he touches the deer and makes you feel like the deer feels yeah if you could if you were pattern you touch that lizard you'd be like man this is not good I'm not having a good day that's how I've that's how I've little that's little me it's like in full fight or flight yeah here's here's that photo oh yeah oh come on damn no you were just a little what do you mean that's a happy boy that's a happy boy oh my god that's like three miles like holy shit he's a barrel of laughs like what a oh my good chunk could chunk could skate all day he's got all the reserves I was like he ate his brother that is great I'll say if you're fat you should be near waterfalls more often than that it's not making you any skinny it's a good one if anything it's man that is a fat kid yeah I think you seem happy though you know yeah I have a quick question another one I'm sorry I have a lot of questions today so Selena said you guys were like rock stars back in the day when you're on your skate tour yeah you're not he said you guys fought your way out of the club a couple times is this true no that's not true no is it possible that it was but you were blacked out and maybe you were swinging and you don't remember no never happened I mean maybe like some pushing and shoving and stuff but not a melee I don't I'm usually pretty good with remembering fun yeah yeah maybe more like it looked like it was gonna happen and then we got out of there like he said we go in on the back like yeah that happened but I don't remember ever like standing with a bunch of guys throwing down I completely related with what you said because I remember being in places like partying or something Laguna and like there'd be pro surfers or pro skaters there and all the ladies which is and I would get very mad in my drunken haze of like why why why they still good because you have a magazine and my friends would too and you start to think like you're gonna do something but then you realize you don't know how to fight so you don't do anything yes there's more more like that more where everyone's probably pretty mad at this point and we should leave can I tell you the guy with the most chicks I ever saw the lead singer of uh no not counting crows yeah counting crows the lead singer counting crows he had like four on each side he pulled up in a limo do you have no shoes on I couldn't see I was like see what's that thing on his head he had that hair thing it was kind of like the fat kids hair but up higher oh wait counting crows the black guy he's not black oh no why guy dated Jennifer Aniston he had all these famous white guy he had the bell bottoms and yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that guy he had all the chicks and I was very jealous and he did the thing where he just came to the club for like 15 minutes and was like psss I'm out it took a couple chicks of them yeah what's wrong with that I think it jealous can I be happy for him we are all together in this you know I mean you've been a famous guy for a long time you know and I just I just always wanted to be you know I wanted that power I never walk into a club and just I always got like the leftover kind of friend of a friend I was always I was always I was hard when I was a young guy I used to walk in the clubs and people wanted to bone me skateboarding never the remains gave money maybe a little wash off from Tony like if we show up with Tony and at all a bunch of dudes yeah you know it's like a bunch of skateboarders are here people be like so what but if it's Tony Hulk in the video game era it was like oh wow there's like skateboarders that do it for a living and then you know it was more like regular people don't want to sleep with me it's like if we went to the strip club everyone is there and Tony Hulks there and this whole bus of people showed up and they're all think they're special they've all got a chain on or something they got money and he's married right and I'm a whore yes with an accent true and it's like oh you're you're not Tony Hulpitt you're from Australia they don't know who's good at skateboarding or not they're just like he's one of them and and then I have like talk to lady ability so I did I always did good but it wasn't so much you're famous right it's like you know somebody famous so you're saying you never got a lady based off your fame oh for sure I have thank you that's all I was trying to get you sorry let's be honest you think you did the best in that department what was peak Jason I was fame checks yeah well I'm quiet in mind I know yeah right I mean I guess you know I went out when I was younger so that changes things and when you look young then all the young people are available so I guess the 90s I was killing it pretty hard with the hair and shit you're doing pretty good now but that's what I was gonna say if I had to this old Jason fucks way more than young Jason yeah like I don't my dick is I got I got appointments because my dick is so busy that's amazing I'm not gonna be a dick I'm just saying I really like it and I seem to be a get it a lot yeah you know that's cool man yeah I'm happy for it yeah and nobody's mad I don't cheat on anybody I don't everybody knows that I'm a whore you know like if I sleep with somebody they know I sleep with someone else I'll post a photo of him on Instagram like yeah what and another person be like whoa you was someone like yep I told you I was gonna be with somebody last night what has changed in your game that has made this new era of Ellis Luddiness like what is like what is the name contributing factor to your opinion I think all the I think shooting only fans and doing a lot of like gase just doing a lot of sex things with that I've never done before and like really diving into like what I like what other people like I got way better at it you know like I used to think I was pretty good at it because I'm doing okay down there so it's pretty hard to do bad but I know way I fuck people souls sorry you've been training hard I just been here you see somebody that I got them so you think people just know that you've been like sexually sparring more than normal if you bone me you probably gonna like me after but I'm saying you have to get people to that point yeah well I don't lie so you go up and you're like hey I've been training a lot no I don't do that now you sense it you sense of the tree I don't buy I don't bone like am I am you know I if you're not on the bone in level of me I'm not get what we doing here this is great I love it this is this is like you know high-level sex sports so so I can smell one just like you know how you see somebody's got cauliflower you know they can grapple you know so it's so now you're you're basically like you've gone from amateur contest to pro contest yeah so people know like you're like okay he's a pro yeah you think that's what no no I think that and I think that makes the deal stay but I think also I'm it's not everybody's cup of tea but if it but if I am you know I'm a real one like I don't I'm not it's everyone's so full of shit it's the only when you talk to me I don't I'm not hard in anything no and people are like wait really and then that I think is intriguing and then you get to know me a little bit more and I look like a jerk off but I'm a nice person you know I'm a sweet person so then that's worth liking you think the chihuahuas have ever gotten you laid I mean if you're already in the house it's probably a done deal for sure they probably help I have to have sex for the first time last week in about six weeks and that was great because it was your anniversary yep yep I really put it home to the old a city yeah we got really late yeah we had about seven minutes in heaven it was great and I'm really happy right now I'm flying high maybe I'll be back again in eight weeks I said sarcasm no no sarcasm here that's plenty for you I'm the opposite at sex whatever you are I am the opposite I never quite figured it out I don't I like it I'm intrigued by it but yeah I just don't have the reps man never got the reps do you want the reps at this point now right you're right I might be asexual at this point oh no I'm interested in like old car the mess though things it's worth the pass if you're not gonna get me why worry about it yeah I'm not but maybe if Jason got barreled as much as you did so you wouldn't have to have so much sex that's true that's I get my ecstasy I get my kicks in other ways sir I don't need ladies or men or physical bodies I just need to be one with the waves if I get right like you can you could I would be okay with not boning as much thanks man that makes me feel good if I go I'm gonna splash around for an hour and then go back to the car and be like okay what exactly was that what am I exactly doing right yeah right that makes something about it just leaves me empty yeah you know he took me a guy that's her for approximately four hours in total in in 48 hours and was a little better than he didn't get better got a video after was I was like it was right behind me you know I'm idiot just gonna slow down a little bit more yeah had it you know they can assist you right like they might want to ask you know Tony's Tony's at one point I asked like I was like I need I want to be away but I want to begin away but anymore and he was like yeah you're sure and he just didn't give it to me and I was like you're just you're not you're just you're not you're just happy to be here and I am just happy to be here like how can you get you know oh come on look I'm at Kelly's latest ranch I didn't pay and I people are getting me coffees all day like do you want to drink Jason and I'm like yeah did you get the locker with your name on it did say I said yeah yeah go to it oh man yeah I didn't even go to do he was pretty focused on getting barrel though he like he came out from his first he like baby waves like I didn't get barrel though and then like at the end of the day he was like to I didn't get barreled me and Tony had to be like dude it takes a long time to get better yeah but I was close they're close I saw it yeah yeah I did I got a second I got to get there what a feeling it is just a dry just a fly down the wave and know you're stable that's why I believe you with a big wave once I got in there I was like this and the faster it went the easier it was to me that's I was telling staff because he didn't want to ride a big away but I was like you're a bird dude you're gonna get the same feeling I did when it kicked up and like shot me out in front of it I was like yeah that's how I feel that's how I want to feel like you're finally a little something yeah I made the board stiffer you know me it was like the other waves a little mushy I was like oh wow faster is better for sure it was impressive because we went to wake up this winter which was miserably cold it was like the water tent was like 47 or something and yeah I wasn't too happy about it but that's right you're a gloves on and yeah the whole thing sitting on the jacuzzi so pissed but he wasn't like no offense I was no he was not doing shit and then he was at Kelly's like claiming waves yes yeah the first time I got on a big one I came Plastonian I was like what's up I was already claiming on the first wave because it because when I got up I was like I don't feel like I can fall off right now yeah like it's not as hard as I this is what I assumed it would be like once I got up I just never got up on a wave where I got time to enjoy it it's a long long run and it's over like I was like this is going on and on yeah that's why I have places cool yeah no I get it I totally get it places incredible then you get jits keys to come over and tell you about it's like yeah you're not wasting all your energy so I was still tied for paddling any pressure that this is what I always thought each wave is what like 400 bucks pressure is on to turn that down well it's true like I mean you know I missed that's what everyone says is the pressure like and everyone's watching or going to the world well do you get you get like three waves priority so those are three waves you get to start on and you're in a heat for an hour and if you're in a good heat like people aren't falling so you don't have an opportunity to snake the wave so you end up getting like three waves an hour that cost $500 a wave or something so and the they're telling you like hey the barrel is right here so you want to get barrels so bad that the pressures on your friends are like riding the wave and you're like fall fall fall fall and then they pass you and you're like yes but while they're on it you just want them to fall kind of so even so you're pretty stressful you did it you came out the other side though you're a surfer now such a cool place you want a surfer before but you know you're a little bit of a better one I would love to go surfing now on a normal wave in the ocean and see if there's any if I have any more ability than I did the last time I was there because I think I do I think you do too I think you do our paddling things a little bit more where I sit on the board I'm a little bit more aware it's a few little things and getting up now it's like my body's like yeah yeah like you put your hands on there like see a little bit first don't just jump up like there's a couple things I think I was doing yeah where my on that on that note I'd like to do a vert ramp or the mega ramp do you think you can make that happen for me can you can you skate yeah I push Mongo but I can skate can you skate a quarter-part I mean I dabble can you skate a quarter-part like up to the top and then back down sure yeah yeah you drop it on a mini ramp I mean it's been a minute but yeah you have I mean yeah I don't have like a three-four or five footer sure it's back in behind the Costco in 94 yeah you should probably not do that okay well I'm just saying speaking of mega ramps I loved it the guy didn't know who you were I was talking to you oh yeah that was those cracks me up I know I love that I love that I love that I was insulted and was like what the and then I looked at his age because it just so happened to be hosting the event where I look at his name and there's age and I was like wait he's 23 yeah he wasn't there he literally wasn't around like watching videos of like let it known like when I jumped a mega ramp like I was like the second person yeah but nobody cared you know nobody posted yeah Danny you know I did the mega ramp did you see Alice is a second person he did like a smaller area nobody cares about the second I ever knew it was like mention of it it was just I was I just wasn't about it wasn't a brag it was I got to ride it before you did right that was my brag because I didn't assume that I was the second person to do it because there was only two people in the world that could do it I knew it was because I was the only person who had to do it now the first time you did it did you land clean or did you fall off and like slide on your knees yeah what are you laughing at this photo of you man ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that's not Ellis doesn't you look like a goblin looks like an old Polish man you look so skinny another oh he's not happy he's not happy he's not happy he's not happy he didn't look like you did it was 50 degrees that caps amazing you know it looks like a religion frame that he's like religious yeah it looks like very like he knows stuff like a goblin yeah damn that's a good picture it's not a good picture anyway glad you got to put that out can someone turn that into a t-shirt yeah I wish that's great new marriage coming you know what if it's solved go for it how is the show doing by the way is it killing it it's doing better every episode you know it's it's never been bigger oh dude that's really no that's killing we just don't really have any sponsors you have a few I listen I hear some good people out there yeah but it's just never I don't know how or why but it's ever been doing better well you've been working your ass off that's probably why I've been trying to podcast you meet a lot of people I mean come on man it's been fun doing it lately I know that good dude that's all that matters dude I never mind I come on I you've already you count doing so this is this is a question and you know you recently separated yeah from your your lovely ex-wife now yeah did any did you lose any friends in that separation or yeah that's the worst yeah sorry man why did you bring that I don't know that's like you talk about it enough on your own where it's not crazy to bring it up trying to move on I really am having a good life and so is she we taught everything's fun I was like both you so much and I want the best for both of you and if you're not gonna be my friend because we're not going out with each other anymore no I won't really my friend which means I am now no longer wasting any time with fake friends I would be a cool friend that's friends with both I don't get in the middle I like you both yeah that's what I would have you know that's that's my thing and it's not it's like it's like one person okay then it's nothing yeah and I think her quite might be like in person like maybe I'm annoying to her always was something I know that's usually what it is yeah that's always what it is by the way I question for you everybody if you have a friend that's gonna marry somebody and you know it's a person they shouldn't marry do you keep your mouth shut or do you say something if you say something you think they'll change their mind we're just is it a good idea because it could cause I get you that whole whole speak now forever hold your piece or whatever like do you say something I think that if if they're really like there's something sinister about it yeah maybe you say something yeah because you love it I feel like that is a thing is like first of all depends who you are you know if you're like a family member or something I think you have full I've had my mom tell me like I don't like this girlfriend and stuff it's a good mom yeah that's fine but I feel like like you said there's ways to bring up be like hey they did this thing it's a little shady do you think instead of being like no I don't like this bitch yeah you follow them and take pictures of them doing bad stuff and you just kind of leave them around the house for you to find you know you spy on them you slash your guy will go what's worse your partner is cheating on you before you get married or your partner is a werewolf and they turn into a werewolf sometimes cheating on you before you get married yeah for sure right yeah as long as a werewolf doesn't eat you right but how do you avoid that in a long-term relationship the werewolf yeah you just get him a condo for when it's a full moon yep there you go and you know it's a full moon there's out that information's out there yeah they have apps that are spot on I'm assuming I mean they make mistakes I'm not a strong answer I see a mistake that's true maybe she sleeps in a cage that's a good point are werewolves real for real are we are we are just a real are they for real yeah for real for real for real I don't talk about this stuff I hope you get scared yeah I like that stuff maybe Jesus could save you from the way yeah maybe he could maybe he could Jason okay okay maybe say a prayer I pray every time I'm driving up the way from the werewolves I say I say dear God please let one I didn't know they were real until Jason told me and now I am really freaked out so I know you're busy trying to hook me up with potential sex next year and I appreciate that but also while you're there try to whip that one up by the way thank you for this year that was a seven minute doozy yeah and yeah werewolves can you save me from those thank you oh crazy amen where wolf that's a good prayer you got this champ you got it I'm probably not gonna get eaten by we're working not to say that that yeah the Lord yes the Lord no shout out to them shout out it's probably a them either yeah I'm with you on that yeah I agree and I'm not saying like you know they prefer to be called they them I'm saying it's not a person yeah yeah oh you know what and this is this is sincere I listen to you for a while now and I'm gonna do therapy yeah yeah real yeah I got some things I need to talk about with somebody yeah you do and get in there you do because if you can cut out even a little bit of the dark that means for the rest of your time on this planet before you go to see the holy one you will have had a more delightful day every all those days until you go yes and I would like that I do want it I'd like to have a little more control of what's going on here and I like who would want three boobs instead of two you know total recall true everybody not add a boob to that there you go yeah there you go that's why I know guys not real because he would have added a baby arm to your groin if you really want to enjoy sex you're not a baby's arm a small arm the size of a baby some baby got yeah gross man I wonder you got two penises yeah but he's hideous yeah that's what happens it's a trade-off somebody hide out there's got two penises he's just not using it talking about it which is a shame you know there it is your ability you know he's in it it's true that's true that's why I think it's no matter what we're gonna be okay you know so but where but it's not we're gonna be alright bring me fine but institution marketing no you're not doing it don't do prostitution it don't do it you're not needed we're putting a talented guy you can do a lot of other things do it right now we talk about putting he's going on the blade tonight you'll find him on Figaroa yeah oh wait just treating it just corner straight in putting you on the blade man that is hard work like 50 bucks there's a lot of blowies we're gonna make some money I don't know if I get a gas tank for that has have you been ever called a sellout by anybody Jason have you ever done to that boss for sure and your thoughts what do you say that yeah cool where's the money I feel to you while I'm living up to your who who's I'm what you're saying that if I take the money and then I'm not you're not some random person on the internet it's not cool with me anymore exactly what are we talking about yeah I think it's people who can't sell out there the ones who are not yeah everybody that says oh man he took the money you shut up and you guys are all poor we're talking millions one million is like things that people have sold out for what you would do it for one million and you're hating on people for doing it for like 80 million I always think about the hitman that like somebody gave him 10 grand and they killed a person like you can live for 10 grand like you really like me yeah because you because it's like 10 grand and then what yeah you know that's gonna last that long no I feel like if you were a hitman and you got to kill bad people it'd be a pretty sweet job like I would do but like on paper like if you're at the bar and like some chick finds out you're a hitman like I would do a petos yeah like if you were like a peto hitman yeah I would be like a pretty crazy like you could be like you could be like dressing a suit I would totally face around with like C4 in it yeah you know those shows you always see where they like catch a predator yeah they let him go yeah what if it was a dude and you just warn him asking then he's like hey you see the ten-year-old girl you were talking to and then he just shot him in the head that would be that'd be a lot of violence a lot of aggression Jonathan and you need to see it there I do but also at the same time I see where you're coming from and maybe that's a good idea that's our new only fan show yeah yeah yeah don't don't murder people but I mean I'd watch I've watched that yeah but yeah all bad people will go to hell right listen I don't want to get into it with you Mr.
Ellis I'm not saying in the end it all works out I do I do I do pray for you often that's all I'm saying and I think you're doing well and I'm glad you're happy yep and your kids are doing well that's great they are I know I keep hearing you talk about them and I like the fact that they're not that impressed by you it's pretty funny man yeah you interviewed little wing that was one cool thing that I did though yeah that is cool yeah but there was nothing further they just they saw the video of you interviewing little Wayne and then said that really happened it's like they almost didn't believe it yeah and they didn't even say anything after it it was just did you and I said yeah and they were like when I'm like I'm assuming that means that's cool it's because you're just dad man it's hard to impress your own kids it really is yeah it's true whatever I just I'm stoked they come and visit me hell yeah means the world thanks for being on the show if anybody wants to hear more show Jonathan and I are gonna do a patreon show patreon.com slash Elsmate where we do shows all the time I do five shows a week I'm on there all the time so you should come there wait don't come you can come there go there and sign up and subscribe and get more entertainment because it's one of the greatest shows on the planet maybe you don't know that but now you do now you know okay everybody have a good day don't die