Hello beautiful people. It is Feel Good Friday, April 8th, 2022, in this sports show, shall begin. Ah, now, get that, get that for joining us here at youtube.com forward slash the Pat McVee Show. A lot going on in the sports world.
We can't wait to chat about it. Hopefully we'll get a chance to chat with you as well in a five hour engine phone line. One, eight, three, four McVee. Go ahead and ask your questions.
Give your takes. Add to the show on this glorious Feel Good Friday. That'll see Dana White here. Okay.
Yeah, talking about the massive fight this weekend between the Korean zombie and Alexander Volkenowski. Oh, yeah. Big time favorite, but the Korean zombie much better name. Yawn is also fighting.
He's a super favorite over Alja, Maine, Sterling, who said that he's gonna shock the world. He's like a plus 250 or plus 350 fighter. We'll talk to Dana about all that. And then Chrissy Chaos comes over.
Okay. And then Chrissy Stefano will be here in the third hour. Stand up comedian from New York. Who I did not know of until I seen a couple of tweets from him.
Then I talked to Tom Sagora about him last week. Sagora said he likes him. He's in town tonight for a show. I think he can still buy tickets or maybe it's probably sold out.
I'm not sure. He's stopping by the studio in the third hour. I know nothing about him. I can't wait to meet him.
Yeah. And I enjoy that speaking of energy. Let's go to the toxic table here at Boston Conner with his fossil man, Greg Ramer-Shade's on. You look great, buddy.
Hey, thanks, Passodio. Yeah. One of my favorites of all time, of course, in the world. You should have won every bracelet probably, but you know, we'll take one or two.
Nah, I'm feeling the girl you had. Hey, he's pretty good. Yeah, I feel like he's gonna circle around. He put those eyes on, I'm feeling like he's gonna, excuse me, I just woke up.
Get the hell out of my face. I am way cooler than you are. I mean, there is so many other poker players that I liked more than Greg Ramer, but we all had our favorites. Yeah, of course.
Yeah. David also held a poker player in. Okay. That was script.
What? Yeah, Texas Dolly wasn't giving him advice in that entire thing. That was a script that didn't actually take place. Yeah.
By the way, the Oreo cooked. That was based on true stories. The Oreo was cooked. What do you mean?
Yeah. He knew what the Oreo was gonna do when he was just going on. Yeah. He was all scripted.
No. Yeah. I don't want to fucking break the news, but that movie is scripted. Holy shit.
I'm gonna take these glasses on. No, no. He was not. He didn't really have to pay that man his money.
Well, in the script, they knew it was coming. God damn it. He wanted himself. He wanted himself with those glasses on.
So what I'm saying is Greg Rapper, hell of a book. Oh, it's just like it does. Thank you. Don't go back to him a little bit.
Connor, I can see it. The resemblance is on Connie. Wow. Shout out to you.
Are you wearing those all day? Oh, yeah. Zito got him for me. Shout out to you though.
He also looks fantastic today. So I figured, you know, it's feel good Friday, false man Friday. Yeah. Why not?
You look amazing. Anti-shmit baseball happened yesterday. I believe the Yankees are playing today. The game got pushed against the Red Sox.
What happened? Anything big happened in opening? See the Pirates lost nine nothing. Yeah.
He got hurt in the first inning. No. He got hurt in the first inning. He finally paid the Pirates and then they lose nine nothing.
The fucking Pirates of Kirsten, they stink. Sell a team ball. Anything else happening? Well, outside of the hot start for the Pirates of Shohail, Connie did take the bump last night.
Oh, yeah. Pitch very well. Only pitch like four and two thirds innings. We had nine strikeouts.
So he was just fucking pepper in the black. Throwing really hard. He didn't get any hits and they did lose, which is kind of the issue with Otani. They need to get that guy to fuck on there because they'll ruin his career.
Pitch great. Last night doesn't matter. Gets a loss. He doesn't hit well.
So what team is that the Angels? Don't they spend money though? Oh, yeah. So why do they stink?
I thought that was the name of the game in baseball. You spend money. You win. Why do they spend money in lose?
Because this is what Bob Nutting is saying. Bob Nutting saying, I don't spend money. We lose. People spend hundreds and hundreds of millions.
They lose too. So why would I do that? I thought they were a team that won all in. Didn't they sign some big name guys?
Yeah, they kind of went all in in a sense. They get a lot of position players. A lot of hitters, a lot of guys, stuff like that. You need good pitching.
Oh, Connie was the first guy they really spent money. I think it was last year's draft. They drafted all pitchers because they're pitching and so goddamn bad. It looks like there's a good chance.
He's not going to fucking pay her and judge and he might be gone. So hey, you know, just kind of replace him, bring an Otani and then you got another pitcher who's an absolute dog. So we'll see. He's a lefty in that in that.
Sure, sure. More. It's good news. But that was the big news yesterday.
It's kind of tough for these early because like you're watching the Cubs game and it's like 40 degrees outside. It's so goddamn cold. It's like why are these guys playing baseball already? No one seems to be doing it.
But there's some good games. Walk off Homer late last night. Oh, right here. Right here.
So yeah, I mean, Yankee Zend Red Sox marquee game. I think that first pitch is like 140 today. So should be good baseball day. All right.
Well, congrats to the baseball community. I mean, it kind of got swallowed because of what's going on the back behind the glass. Nick Merald is there and Foxy's there. But at Viva Lazito, Zito looks amazing right now.
Caddy Z fresh out of Augusta. Go ahead, Ziti. Go ahead, Ziti. Look at the patches.
He's got the patches. This is way from Augusta. You look amazing. You should have made one shirtless.
Much colder here than it is in Georgia. I'm realizing back in Indiana weather here. We got another winner coming. Oh, yeah.
Not even close to me. That's just gonna be beautiful. Yeah, but then I. Sorry.
I guess it's coming back. It's called the shit on the top. The tawny waves is won and everything like this happens. You're right.
That right. Indianapolis goes from 40 degrees straight to 90. There's no in between. Yeah, that's great.
It's like a three season. Yeah. It's like a three season. It's not four.
It's like three seasons. But the Masters are happening and it is electrifying because one man is back on the greens doing his thing just a year, a little bit over a year after everybody thought he was going to be paralyzed. He even spoke about a little bit. Tiger Woods said if you would have seen what my legs look like to where they are now and I'm golfing at the Masters.
He's like he's taking it as a win, which is not normal because normally even towards ball. You have to fuck off. But normally Tiger is either win or nothing at all. It's almost like he's taking it in, which is great for his headspace.
Hopefully he absolutely has dominated yet again today. He beat eight of the top 12 golfers in the world in his first day back. Shout out to Tiger Woods. That's gonna be a cow porter of CBS.
I don't know if we're allowed to read this tweet. CBS. No, no, no, no. Take it off.
We don't want a cow porter to get fired. He's doing good work. He's doing good stats. But with more from the Masters, other than just the Tiger information that we know, it is time for season two, episode one of T4, Tones Tasty Tournament time.
Oh, yeah, take it away, Tone. Tell you what, boys. Yesterday, the Masters felt like the Masters again. 2020 was played in November.
What was that? 2021. There wasn't a full hill of patrons at Amen Corner. There was not, but yesterday when those gates opened, all those patrons walked down Magnolia Lane.
The Pimento cheese was in the egg salad was in the air. Hell yeah. I feel like I heard a Miller light cracking in the hooters parking lot because JD was signing autographs. Oh, no, it was all the way back.
Oh, yes. The answer was on the call. Vern was on the call. SVP had his soothing voice there yesterday.
And that man. Eldrick Tiger Woods was back on the grounds, had a Sunday crew following him all around the course, minus one, minus one, which is historically below his average for first round. He doesn't normally start very quick at the Masters. So when Tiger sit in minus one at the Masters after Thursday, tell you what, that means Tiger's going to be on the prowl on Friday.
And then I'll move in day on Saturday. Man, the big cat's going to be purring. Okay. Like Jug Zodica asking Ben Roth.
Thank you, Jug. Jug Zodica's favorite football player, Ben Roth, this is great. Let's not get too far off the off the off the gate. Let's get back to the big cat.
Some JM. Not barstyl pick cat. Incredibly layers. Intelligent man.
We're talking about the big cat that has golf club in his hand and everybody's scared. Hell yeah. Leader after day was some JM. The first South Korean to lead a round.
I'm sorry about there's a Tiger. Yeah. Some day. Yeah, fun fact about some day.
Com Smith from Australia. No, no, no, no, no, no. Dustin Johnson, same top three from 2020 that finished tournament, except for DJ1, Camp Smith and Somjay tied for second in the 2020 Masters. So a little fun fact about the top three there.
World number one, Scott Schiffler's three under. He's up there. You know, some of the normal names are up there. He's also up there.
He's going to be a little Gratula's Outdoors. Rory's trying to make a round today. There were some disappointing names. Ram, JT, Roxy, Jordan Speaks, Jay Shambal.
They didn't have great starters and big names. Guess what though. Things are going to get a little tricky here today and tomorrow. The win got supposed to be 20 to 30 mounds.
The high today is only 64 to high tomorrow is 58. That's cool. That's cool. Yeah.
So it's going to be a little chilly. A little windy. Hopefully Tigers back holds up in the cold in the wind. You know, this is where we separate people.
We get to A-man corner and those winds are swirling. It's like kicking it high. It's like hitting it high. and then you're in Ray's Creek, and who knows what the fuck's gonna happen there?
No, they don't need that in that trick. No, fucking Ray's Creek is a, that's a tough spot to put. Oh yeah, it's a good leaderboard though, and we're set up great for the week. And the only concerning thing was that Guido, Miggly-Ozi was mine, and Stu and the Conners are talking about it.
No. And I believe it's plus three now, so maybe you keep that man and any Italian man's name out of your fucking mouth. How is it, Tor? How is Guido, Miggly-Ozi down, if his cat, he's smoking cigarettes?
I thought, what do you mean? How is he plus two? What happened? You happened?
I've been pounding the Guido drum for years now. What do you mean I happen? You, you cursed him. I love Guido, I don't know why you used me.
Curse of the fucking curse of the Irish. God damn snakes are falling around. You wouldn't be pounding that drum. So what happened?
How did Guido, you say start out two under? Yeah, he was two under, he was leading the four-men. How did Guido's, how did he go after the two under though? I don't understand how he got plus three.
Why did you combine those two words in the one word? What do you mean? I didn't say anything. Hey, look man.
Hey, you should smack him on. That Guido's day end is what I was gonna have. Exactly. Scumbag.
That's what I said. How you did not. Didn't that great. I mean, he is incredibly good looking man.
So I'm sure his day ended well and he does have a absolute view of a caddy. But as far as the scoreboard goes, Connor fought them. All right, well, we don't bounce back. We don't bounce back.
I feel good about it. And that's what's going on in the gizzard. What's the Chris that guy? Absolutely make Guido's.
Wow. This guy's golfer. His name is Guido, which is the best name of any golfer ever, not named Tiger. And he is a stallion on and off the board.
Master of the GTO. We are a big fan. Golf here. That's yours.
Gee. Golf. What? That's what he does.
You see that guy? That's true. Yeah, I do. I actually don't hate that.
Golf tan. Yeah, pretty good. Cam's are here with Jersey Shore, hell of a run. But anyways, shout out to T-4.
Now I'm ready to thank you. Don't wait. Thank you for keeping us caught up there on everything happening on the Masters golf ball. It's good to do a T-4 when you actually know anything about the tournament that's happening.
Here's another episode of T-4 ending with zero reference on the women's basketball tournament. Yeah. For the Masters, South Carolina. Grant's only a Boston.
Absolutely. They're not defense. South Carolina's South Carolina's women's basketball team's defense is lockdown. Can I get on the score?
49 points or something like that? Yeah. I mean, it was unbelievable. You guys, ladies, keep it up.
I'm just trying to be par for the course here. Oh, Masters. Oh, no. Masters.
Not a big fan of women. I don't think so. What? Masters for a long time.
Not a very inclusive. Well, next week is actually the women's Masters. More T-4. Not a F-4.
Give me a... Hey, how... I'm not diving into it. It's weird though.
Isn't it? How have they got it? Give me anakin' sort of sore stance. It doesn't make any sense.
No. Celebrate it everywhere. And everyone's okay. That's 20 years, too.
I don't think that's true. I don't think that's true. I don't think so. That's not true.
It is very interesting. I would just eat a year. Let's move along. Tom Brady, I great work, Tom.
Thank you. Thank you. Tom Brady, owning the Dolphins and playing for the Dolphins, as if he was Jackie fucking Moon, was allegedly very close to happening. Now, it has been reported now by two different people.
There was one report of it by Pro Football Talks, Mike Florio, and we knew that Mike Florio knows people and knows things and talks to agents and talks to teams. And he's been around and covering the NFL and been the landing page for most NFL coaches around the NFL and their offices for like the last 20 years. So Florio knows his shit. He was the one that was banging the drum like, hey, Tom Brady was going to be an owner of the Dolphins and played for the Dolphins after he retired from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
He was not supposed to come back to the Bucks. He was supposed to come back to the Dolphins. Basically, is what Mike Florio has been reporting. And it hadn't really been shat about because nobody other than Florio was reporting it.
Normally, Florio reports something or any of these other insiders report anything. The other insiders will follow up with somebody who'll get it right, get it confirmed, and then they'll all run with it as if they were told the information as well. Florio was the only one talking about Tom Brady and the Dolphins for a long time. So we had seen it.
Obviously crept into our world because Florio is in our world. We do follow along. So we were looking at it. We didn't really talk about it much.
We even asked Ian Rappaport about it. Rappaport was like, doesn't sound like that could be something that even happens or something like that. Now, we are learning that Ben Volen of the Boston Globe, he's senior NFL insider reporter for the Boston Globe. He is also reporting that Miami reportedly planned to pursue Sean Payton and had Brady at quarterback too.
The plane was scrapped after Brian Flores' lawsuit, which was filed the same day Brady retired. So when Brady retired, he was planning on becoming part owner of the Dolphins and player as if he was Jackie Moon. That is also coming from front office sports who accrued both of those. So Ben Volen of the Globe is a pretty big deal, right?
Oh yeah, that's a deal. Yeah, that's like Super Journalism Insider, right? Yeah, Old Newspaper. Been there for a while.
Took down some shady organizations. Goddamn right. I'm talking about the Catholic priest in Boston. Yeah, getting a little handy.
Oh, that was that movie. Oh yeah, that's right. So the Globe is like OG news. The investigative journalism.
Yeah. So like somebody, by the way, that whole thing is wild too. There's another thing that just happened and people just kind of, I mean, it's two of the first two subjects we've talked about. How is that just gone on?
In a world that we live in right now, somebody doesn't tip properly. They get canceled. Somebody tips less than what people expect them to be able to tip to somebody that gets projected. They get no talk about it.
But this, anyways, we'll move along. Ben Volen though, this is a big time deal if he's reporting this as well. Tom Brady, think about how pumped Giselle had to be right in Miami's like big time. Yeah, oh yeah.
That's the whole, like, I think he already has a house down there. He's gonna be owner of the Dolphins, player coach, owner. Let's go. What an amazing thing that happened and then the loss you probably distracted that and you know, maybe Tom Brady decided, I don't want to go work with this guy that's paying people to lose and maybe that's what happened or maybe they just thought now's not the time for us to be able to do this because of the loss that seems to be super serious.
I might be setting a precedent for the NFL for the future, but it's crazy that that was going to take place. Did Sean Clayton retire out of nowhere because he thought he was going to maybe be part owner of the Dolphins and their head coach? And it's Tom Brady retire out of nowhere because he thought he was going to be part owner of the Dolphins and starting quarterback for the Dolphins. Is that what happened?
And now that he's back with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, we've got to think the writing's on the wall. He's going to Miami next year then, right? He's going down there to do the same exact thing as soon as his contract is over, right? Because Bruce Aron said, it's going to take five ones if you want to fucking trade for him.
And he's going to be a head heard the rumblings that he retired so he could go down to Miami and he was like, well, that's a bad business. That's all we're doing there. But I would like to say great business for Tom Brady. If he's going to become a fucking owner of a team to play football allegedly, it was just rumor.
And people know that I know Peyton. So whenever I say this, people think this came from Peyton, I'm saying this just strictly as somebody that heard the rumor mill and would never directly ask the manning's about their business because I don't think that's my role in my relationship with the manning's at all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, just what's happened. Allegedly, the Titans were trying to make Peyton an owner and then he would be able to be the quarterback for their team.
And I was being chatted about whenever he was cut from the Indianapolis Colts in a free agent at the time because he was visiting the Titans. Obviously, he went to Tennessee. There is a numerous streets in Tennessee called manning way. The amount of kids named Peyton in Tennessee is more than any other state other than maybe Indiana caught up to it because of that.
So that was just rumblings. I was like, well, that makes sense. And that would be awesome if you fucking heard the team and played for the team and in Nashville with his connections and everything would be sweet. He ends up at Denver.
I think they give him the keys. So maybe that wasn't real at all. I think this would be the first time that would take place. That would be amazing.
Fucking good for Tom if that was going to take place. And who knows if that starts becoming a new norm maybe out there. I would assume that offers days on the table then if this is accurate too, right? I mean, it's not like outside of who knows Brady playing terrible this year and then having to be very apparent like, oh, maybe he is done.
It's not like they're going to pull that away. Well, Sean, Peyton gets golf for a year. Well, and you mentioned it like it does kind of make sense. When they asked Sean, Peyton, when he retired, he was, you know, they asked him like if he was done and he was like, well, I never said never.
You know, I'd look at other opportunities. I don't know what I'm going to do next year. Like he basically like it didn't really, it was kind of like Brady's thing. It didn't really seem like a full retirement.
It just seemed like that's what he was doing in the moment. And it makes a lot more sense now that this almost did happen. Sean, Peyton walking into his office one day, he's found me. Talk to me.
Oh, agent guy, what's going on? I'm going to get part of the fucking team. And live in Miami. What's my salary?
Oh, I get to decide because I'm a fucking owner. Oh, yeah, actually, let me put a fucking memo. I'm retiring. Put a press conference out.
It's happening at three o'clock. Like, because this retirement came out of no one day. It was like a random money and then he did an hour and 10 minute press conference. And it was like, what the fuck just happened?
And he never really even used the word retire. It was step away. Step away. Oh, good for that, man.
I had to be such cool day for Tom whenever he was presented with a team in play quarterback and it's Miami where you already have a house and your wife and other nazzy beaches and there's still their state tax and everything. You're cool with that, right? Yeah, they'll chef to fucking put that. Right.
Don't chef to put that tweet out that I'm retiring. May I make me baby face, miss chef, or force me into an earlier time and let's go out and do this whole thing. I'm not saying that's what's the place. But you can see how maybe that being held in front of them would be like, yeah, how much?
How much was the media rights do you guys just sign for? 110 billion dollars. Oh, that's going down to probably right with like Apple coming in and Netflix coming in and Google coming in and Amazon already in that number is not going to get up. Right.
That's only going to go. Oh, it's going to triple and that's just half of our profit because the other half the merch, the stadiums, the sales, everything. Oh, that's going to probably go to because the NFL is now going more global. There's going to be a games in Germany now and in England, probably in Australia at some point.
I mean, there's going to be a fucking part of that and play and run the team. Yeah, you can see how that would be pretty. I'm retiring today. Get me out of here.
It seems like that's more and more true. Ben Volen knows his shit. Yeah, he knows his shit. And also when you just look at like what the Saints did, I don't think Sean Payton would have heard if he knew they were going after to Sean Watson unless he had this Miami playing in the back end.
It makes sense too because it wasn't reported that Beflow wouldn't meet on the owners. Yacht Ross is yacht because it was Brady or he didn't want to do that entire thing and didn't want to have Brady as his quarterback. So as soon as Beflow gets fired Brady comes back and then Sean Payton steps away, but turns out Brady's going back to Tampa. This is insanity.
It's awesome. Good for both of them. Yeah. Now backfire turned like it didn't work, but Sean Gulf for a year, Tom place for Tampa for a year and then we're right back at public on Pino.
How do you feel about this whole thing, man? Dolphin's fans got to be sitting here thinking themselves. Oh, God damn, at least we tried to really go for it. It never ends with the dolphins.
It feels like there's always something fucking floating around. The big part of this is if it doesn't go well with to Tom Brady will be the starting quarterback for the dolphin. Yeah. So instead of like fits magic coming in with two minutes left and never is the dolphins fans are just going to be like, Oh, sorry.
Two or three pictures. Never. Sorry. I'm ready to see you.
Don't worry about it. I mean, the parkers haven't the best year he's ever had for the new game. Oh, you're right. Ground connection here too.
If Tom's here. Oh, yeah. He's already got a house of Miami too. Oh, and Tony around.
Oh, I am Jim waddle. All the guys from Miami that just want to come back home to Miami. You do what you didn't Tampa to Miami. It's actual home for all these guys.
If it's not Tom, it's Lamar Jackson. So I mean, we went to super well, whatever it takes, my friend. I've got the company to come skiing the castle for the next 10 years and this just becomes the new thing possible. It won't happen.
Daniel feels different. You just eat those. McDaniel McDaniel McDaniel. I said his name wrong day after somebody spoke.
I'm wrong. Sweet. We talked about versus Tom and him wrong. And then I was calling McDaniel McDaniel.
This guy acts like he's upset when people fuck up his name. He fucks up names all the time. Just wait for this Daniel white conversation. Yeah.
He's obviously in the Korean zombie. And then Al Jameen Sterling takes on Peter Yawn. And then there's... Comes up, Kimio?
Oh, yeah. There it is. Oh, comes up. He's fucking calling that guy.
Oh, yeah. He talks shit. He's a minus four, 90 or something to win. All the fights are heavy favorites this weekend.
He's like, he's finished every single one of his fights in the UFC. He was the guy who fought 10 days apart, Knobu Dabi and knocked out both guys. So he's bad. Yeah, he's bad.
He's the guy. He's got the neck beard thing. Yeah, and he's just ragged all. And by the way, UFC sent us these clips.
He's talking to Daniel White here too. And that clip before. Everybody down. So yeah, boom.
Just easily, effortlessly. Where's he from? He's from... Is he a...
He might be from Dagestan. Yeah. How did it be? Hey, don't fucking just accidentally get lost in Dagestan.
No. Do not piss anybody off over there. It feels like they're the toughest group of humans of all time. Just now in in Atticant, Ohio a COVID survivor, a college football national champion, a Super Bowl champion, AJ Hah.
How's it going, AJ? Good. So Connor is ramer of the old poker guy? Yeah, a fossil man.
That's a good... That's some good recall. You remember that dude? Oh, yeah.
You're talking about me or Connor? He's actually like, yeah, he's got like messed up hair. Yeah. Whatever.
People will never understand that that took over the world. World Series of Poker took over all world. World Series of Poker is the reason why I ended up in West Virginia. Like, why is that?
Because I fucking won a poker game to get enough money to go to the goddamn kicking camp in which I get the 65 yard field goal, missed the 70 yard field goal wide right next day at school. Tony Gibson from West Virginia walks in, hands me the trophy that I won, because I left their competition before it ended, because I had a flight and then offers me a scholarship to West Virginia. Would have never been able to go if it wasn't for the poker game that was in the basement of that awesome, by Zino Restaurant, who's straight out of a fucking movie. But the reason why I went to it to begin with is because we all played all the time, and I was a pretty good poker player.
I get good cards, and I knew the game's been shipped. You know, I knew the game's been shipped for. I wasn't scared to wait one out, but I'm also not too dumb to hold on, hope to. I felt pretty good that I was in poker and it's all because the World Series of Poker kind of took over the entire globe there for a bit.
Yeah, thank you, Chris Moneymaker, right? He's the one that started it all. Yeah, Moneymaker won like seven million or seven, and everybody was like, oh my God, that working class out of shape dude can win seven million dollars just by sitting and playing with two cards in front of him. Let's all figure out how the hell to do that ASAP.
You guys, I assume York Community much like Art Community. There was games like Every Night at Random Guys, Verages and Basements, and it was like quarter 50 Cent Anis and everything like that. I mean, yeah, I was, we were in it all the way. We bought, they had a poker table, they sold it, Dix, and myself, Nick Mando and another roommate, we went together and bought it and put it in our dining room at college house.
We played all the time. Oh, that's amazing. We had the chips, oh yeah, it was awesome. My dining room table when I got to the coach's poker table on top, you lift that up, craps table underneath.
Nice. Yeah, people wondered when I was up to him, I went up to him. Oh, so we got full craps table here. You wanna know?
Well, the house didn't always win. You know, I found that interesting. It's both fucking the deal. How come these die are a lot more lenient to the customers here than they are ever?
See, no, I've ever walked through my entire life. Those were some long nights back in the day, fun times. Shout out to Fossil Man, Greg Ramer. AJ, just a quick update.
The Masters is happening and I don't know if you saw an hour one. We had another edition, season two, episode one and T4. This one, a Masters edition. In tongue, Dix ran through everything.
Would you like another version of that? Would you like episode two or season two? I absolutely need to see it because I saw the clip online and I didn't get a chance to watch it before I came on. So I was, I'm not joking.
I was, I'm not joking. I was very excited when I saw Tony had like three and a half minutes or something. Yes, it was a long one. And by the way, I'm looking at the turnover of the people that watch the show.
Normally about 41 minutes or it's 37 minutes to 41 minutes. Oh yeah. So that means everybody's watching currently has not gotten a chance of season two of T4. Yeah.
Well, don't you worry, ladies and gentlemen, it is time for season two, episode two of T4. Ladies and gentlemen, Tones Tasty, Tournament. Tony. Tony.
Betty, Tony. Tell you what, Pat. Oh geez. Listen, remember, don't mail it in.
This is somebody's first time season, season two. As you always say, AJ hasn't seen season two yet. Don't fuck your mail it in. As you say, when you're standing in Fominate, it's always awesome to do the same thing.
Back to back. 2020 was not really the Masters. It was in November. Wow.
It was cold. These aliens weren't even in bloom. It was 2020. Yeah.
Yeah. Shout out to DJ for one of that though. I don't think we know was in the Masters. 2020, while it was, we were back at least to the same timeframe, but you know, the hills weren't full of patrons.
Yeah. So there's no yup. It's just didn't feel right. You're one of the ups walking around.
No, I was not November. I went through the one with the last year. I mean, I'm talking listening. Come on.
Listen to T4, dude. He says this third time. Right. 2022 really feels like we are officially back.
You could smell the pimento cheese in the air. The egg salad sandwiches. Oh, no. Chomping.
Egg salad sandwiches. The patrons are walking down the McAller Lane because they're not allowed to run. It is a fine if you run on the golf course. What?
How much will find? We know? 5,000 euros. John Daly signing boobs in the Hooners parking lot.
Oh, yeah. It's back to the end. The soothing sounds of the birds in the Augusta theme song and Jim Nance is on a higher horse than everyone who's ever been on a high horse in their entire lives. Hello, friends.
Hello, friends. Hello, friends. Stik up my ass. Oh, Tony.
Put on Jim Nance. What is that? Let's go. I did that out of fucking season two episode two.
Dump it. Hey, so we. Dump. Thank you, Fox.
Tiger is all the way back. Had one of his best first rounds of all time. He tees off at 141 today. Is that good news?
I don't know because the winds are swirling right now. They're all how hard. There's not a lot of people putting up low numbers right now. I'm Jay in with the leader at five under yesterday followed by.
Cam. Dustin Johnson. Cam Smith. And comm Smith from Australia.
Right now, comm Smith is the leader for under he hasn't even teed off. Some days all the way back to three. Oh, he's plus two on the bed. Yeah, he's.
DJ is all the way back to two. They're on their back nine. Oh my God. The wind is causing issues.
So you're going to look at that players that are normally good in the wind. A lot of, you know, a lot of Irish players. Of course. Playing in the wind.
A lot of English. The Welsh players. The guy's like like Bryson who played terrible yesterday. Jordan played great yesterday.
Cap God did not play great yesterday. Brooks. He did not. He just just wasn't there.
Like I said, the wind will stick around for tomorrow for a moving day. How's Tiger doing to wind? I mean, he's got the Tiger. He does well.
Lights out. He's still got the stinger. Is that a we're going to see in about 30 minutes. He can't.
Hold on. The stinger not as far back. Not as far up. Right.
He's probably able to hit the stinger. Saw it off fucking shotgun is what it is. Well, Foxy, what you've had a lot of impact. You're slamming the ground to keep that ball.
A little bit of bad. I'm not going to play high school golf. I'm going to golf course. Same rules as it goes.