Hello beautiful people, it is Feel Good Friday, June 3rd, 2022, in this sports show, with a little extra toxicity to it, it starts now. Yeah! I would normally, you know, give a nice prelude to what the show's gonna be here for, probably a minute to two, maybe three. Sure.
Just as people, you know, realize that we're live and kind of stroll in, I'm normally just yelling nonsense about what we're potentially gonna talk about. Some things never get talked about again, by the way, after that. And that's because this show is obviously incredibly scripted and blocked, and everything that needs to be talked about gets talked about as soon as it needs to be talked about. That's why the show has done so well and won numerous awards.
Oh, yeah, hashtag awards. But today there's no reason to do that. Uh-uh. No, because today, and we're, you know, a minute and a half, two minutes already into this thing, today's a day that has never happened before in this program's history.
Whoa! And although it is up to something season, we did not know we were up to this until just a couple days ago, and this is a monumental, paramount occasion. This is all the top of the famous here at the National Headboss, and Connor, great to see you. Connor, congratulations on Celtics, the big fourth quarter.
Thank you so much. Great to see you. One, no, and the finals, never in doubt. No, never, not even when we were down.
Never in doubt. I was sending you a lot of text when we were down because we were betting heavily on the Celtics. He's also, shout-out to one half of the hammer, Cowboys, Gumpy, who's up in Canada, said he rides with himself. He's also, give me the four, I'm not greedy, although the record now, I believe, is 43-2-1 for whoever wins also covers in the NBA playoffs.
Unbelievable, yes. So whoever you think is going to win, you bet, regardless, you just bet the money line. If you're getting points, I think the money line's going to work out. So congrats, you did never doubt him, because early I was sending a lot of shots when there was air balls popping off.
Steph Curry seemed to be shooting into a bigger bucket. And the second quarter happened, he scored no points. Third quarter happened, and all of a sudden, in the fourth quarter, the lights came on. Holy shit, the boys couldn't miss.
Let's go, Boston! I'm fucking pumped about it, Pat, I'm juiced right now. We're going to win the whole thing, sweet. Congrats to you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Raise the box again. The other half of the hammer, Dr. Cowboys, Tony, did you see your turn?
How you doing, pal? We don't want that. Tony and Bill bought the office donuts today. Wow.
A national donut day. Nice. You like yours? Well, that's the thing.
I hope everybody else had a great national donut day. I hope everybody had a great national donut day. The only donuts that Ty and I eat were the only ones that didn't show up on the donut charcuterie. Zachary's JJ what, huh?
Kind of similar, yeah. Yeah. Wait, you guys ordered the pink ones, too? No, no, we have, by the way, the pink ones, strawberry ones, very good.
And although I called Zachary's pretension, allegedly, I'm being accused of calling Zachary's yesterday an uncultured swine because I didn't know about the strawberry frosted donuts. I feel like I was a little bit harsh because he did buy one of them. He probably tried it and said, bam, actually very good donut. I'm not talking about that donut, though, because there's a donut that has captured the hearts of me and Tushman.
That's right. We split one every single day for like two weeks because luckiest golfer on earth was sending us donuts from this one particular place, and we appreciate him doing that, by the way. Shout out to you sent a donut at the office. It was not something we necessarily wanted, but we did need it on certain days.
That's right. Yeah, it was nice of Tony to do that for everybody, including Ty, after what Ty said about him last week. What was that? I agree.
No, we've already put this to bed. Oh, that's the policy. We're not doing this. This is not what we're here for.
This is not what today's about. Anyway, it's having a national donut day to everybody. Except me and Tushman. Tony, why didn't you get their donut?
Huh? You bought them, why didn't you get their donut? Because those were the ringleaders of what happened last week. Boom!
You see a bomb! I mean, it's it! Yeah! I don't know how I got thrown in this.
Yeah, what is this? I don't know how I got thrown in this. Shut up. You can't lose these last two days.
Oh, no, no, really? Just yesterday. We've got to click on you then. Oh, no, no, no.
I hope you're happy. I hope you're happy. That's fine. I'm happy to be on your side.
You're too bad. No, no, no. Right there, Tester. Three, two, one.
I'm a big fan of this guy. Shout out China. Shout out China. Oh!
Shout out! Shout out! Shout out! Shout out!
Okay, son! Okay! Hey! Hey!
Oh, if it isn't Boston commie himself. Oh, come on! Anyways, that's not what today's about. This is Feel Good Friday.
I'm not a commie! That's not why the show is a monumental show. I'm not a commie. I need to say that to the people at least so they know.
Wait till my God. Oh, my God. Look, the Zambellis probably also share the same sentiment. Because without the people who invented the fireworks, then they would have never been able to revolutionize them in Pittsburgh.
All right, cool. We'll agree to disagree and agree to somewhere along the line. Today's a big day, not because he's a commie. I'm not a commie.
Okay? Hey, that's exactly what you say. Jesus Christ. That's not why today's a big day.
Today's a big day because normally we only get two hours of the toxicity, really. AJ Hart, AJ Hart, AJ Hart, I'm in studio! Am I good? Am I on?
Yeah, sounds great. Oh, man. Also, Diggs, you look great, too, by the way. I don't know who wins in the thing of you guys the fat off, but Diggs looks great.
I agree. I mean, I think we all just settled who won, and it was me because you guys are bad people. Clearly. Listen, don't have to go backwards.
That's what AJ loves doing there. You know what I'm trying to do to pass with you being in studio, by the way? How's the headset? Yeah, I'm just trying to hear.
I'm good to go. You look amazing. This place is great. It's been a while since I've been here.
I was in the bathroom peeing with Herbie, and I said, man, did they make you clean this bathroom? He said, no, it's been like this since I've been here, so you guys are doing something right. Well, yeah. Watch, watch, watch.
I'm weird you can't talk about peeing with Herbie, but still. There's like five of them. It's a public toilet, right? Well, there's two different toilets.
I hate to have a bathroom. Not unless you've been pissed on the floor like the last night you was, two times ago. No, I'm good. Everything's been good, man.
I appreciate it. I appreciate you having me here. I drove this morning. Didn't fall asleep.
Honestly, felt really good. This whole drive here, and then Herbie came and picked me up because I dropped a rental car at the airport. Whole situation, so thanks for Herbie. He was actually waiting right there at the curb.
Hey, that boy, Herbie. Hey, Herbie. Herbie might not be around that much longer, but that's not what I'm going to do. Herbie's great.
I'm joking. He wants to make up you in a fantastic fashion. He's got a good little Chevy, too. We'll fly back to Columbus afterwards, you and me.
Yes, I snacked on the night, right? Yeah, so are you coming to that, or no? I actually am going to go straight to a baseball game that's very close to the airport. I hope we're flying into that.
I left my car. I hope it's right airport, right? Yeah, last couple of days. You told me, man.
I'm not sure. I hope so. It's not my car's a hotel near an airport, so. Okay, we'll get you there.
No problem at all. Thank you for coming out. Let's dive right into Ohio State. Big conversation piece right now, AJ.
More. Ryan, well, great question. I love what you're doing here. Ryan Day has come out, and he just basically said, here's the deal with the NIL deals.
You're going to need $2 million for a good quarterback, all right? You're going to need $1 million for a good edge rusher. You're going to need about another million for a top tackle. Let alone if we get some corners coming out, it's $500, $750,000.
Let's just get them to your school. Oh, this is via at jbook37, I believe. Lives in Arizona. Covers the Buckeyes, though.
No blue check mark. A lot of followers seem like a lot of Ohioans do interact with, said Mr. Book37. Okay.
Anyways, then he had a follow-up and said, it's going to basically take $13 million to keep this team that they currently have in place. Ryan Day has put the bat signal out, the fans and boosters for cleveland.com. Day speaking to 100 local business said that the Buckeyes will need about $13 million per year in NIL funds just to keep current players on the roster intact. Ohio State is officially in the game, says jbook37, who's followed along with the Buckeyes from afar there.
So $13 million just to keep this team together. Is that person only going to go up just like with everything else in the world as it becomes a more sophisticated system? Maybe the water will find its level, maybe it'll go down. But I feel like it never does.
Normally things just only go up. Why are you not giving Ryan Day $13 million right now to keep that team together? Is that what it's going to take? Okay, so what does that mean, though?
When you want to raise $13 million, is that what these collectives? I'm going to get a serious question. If they put together these NIL collectives or whatever, are those local businesses that come together? Is that the school that gathers them?
What is it? I don't know if it's local businesses or just money from the boosters. But then who controls that money? Well, whoever's the head, right?
And then that person can go to the school and say, hey, can you help this recruit this high school kid with this money? I'm not going to have to try. As soon as you go to the coach, though, and say, hey, this is what we have. You don't have to go directly to the school.
As soon as the coach will be directly here. He's the head collector. Yeah, because he's the one recruiting, right? And this is what we're doing now.
Because Saban put the bat signal out to his guys, right? When he killed Jimbo to get the money. Right? Jimbo, the cat, though, at least knew about it.
That's right. That's right. Because Saban was talking in front of businesses, too. That's what they're doing.
This is the season, right? These types of things have always been happening. But now he can openly say, hey, if you guys pony up, we can win a lot of football games. And somebody doesn't pay close enough attention to college football, obviously.
Me. These types of things have been happening. Like boosters? Like this sit-down panel in front of all the money from your school.
They do panels in front of these people. This has probably been happening at every big school for a long time, this particular meeting. But these conferences have changed the tune now. Now it's like, hey, this is what we're in.
It's like a strategy meeting as opposed to a hello meeting. Boosters have run college sports since the dawn of time, I'm guessing. Boosters, these powerful boosters, they have so much control, so much power. I've listened to boosters tell me that they were part of coaching searches.
These guys are telling me they're texting head coaches after games. Hey, man, I think you should play Billy a little bit more in the third quarter. Stuff like that. And that opened my eyes.
I was like, jeez, okay, I had no clue. I didn't know you were that in-depth, I guess. So how much did old Bunny Pitt become the head coach of the title? Chris Pickett?
Class of 92. 97. 97. Jesus, class of 92.
Dog shit. Class of 97? 98. Can't even fucking think about touching.
No, they changed the game. That's why he wanted 97 in there. This class, we did. What if they did?
What if the University of Pittsburgh in class of 97 created some fucking life-altering, changing thing? And that's why he needed 97 on that fucking thing. Why do you think he insisted? Class of 97 on the end of that.
Just alumni are not good enough. He wanted his class. Something had to have happened. I think that's like a next level, like, proud alumni move is, you know, because you care when you're talking to these other proud, hey, you're class of 67, I'm class of 97.
So, you know, this is like super high level. We love, I love paper, maybe. Anyways, that's $20 million that he was able to put to the, you would assume he's making some other decisions is what you were alluding to, it sounds like. Yeah, I mean, I don't know how much you have to give to become like a donor like that, or somebody that's that important to where a head coach will take your text and respond to you after a big loss, but it's not illegal.
Like, that's not illegal, right? Like, you donate money to put your name on a building, they can use that money however they want. Yeah, there's always been ways to, you know, work the system. Before it was used to, hey, you can take our money and build these facilities, build all this awesome stuff to show recruits, now you can take this money and directly hand it to the recruits.
Sounds like that. Yeah, we don't even have to fake act like we're not making money. We don't even have to fake act like this is money. We need double money, though, because we need to build all these facilities and continue to build them, and we need to pay these kids.
Hey, the players need money, and we need money. Let's not take away from what we've been fucking making, though. All right, these kids are going to need 13, okay? Let alone, hey, I was supposed to get two New Juskies out on my leg here in Columbus, Ohio, right in Davidson.
Let's not fucking stop that particular avenue of cash. It's interesting what, Bobby Carpenter joining us here in a couple minutes, and he's still working out with the players that are making more money than he is now. Yeah, that would be funny to go back there, and I'm like, we should go ask him, hey, Bob, is your relationship changed with these guys since they started getting paid? Have you noticed a difference in them?
More than you, too. Oh, yeah, we've got a lot to talk about. All right, okay, let's get to a break. Let's reset this a time.
Because we got a full convo with General Bob Carpenter live at the Memorial. I believe he's going to be 100% sober. Yeah, I'm sure. He'll let you know.
I don't know, because he said that lunch one time at 11 o'clock. He ordered an old-fashioned. Wasn't that what he was doing? Well, he got off the air at 9 o'clock this morning, and I think it started getting started to say it's the weekend.
It's the weekend. It was the weekend. It's the weekend back there. Oh, yeah, this is an Ohio State Buckeye football home game weekend.
But it is more just as big. I don't know how sports. Slay and SmackDown. I bet you'll have some golfers there tonight.
Well, hopefully it's not any of the fucking loser ones. Who are the loser ones? Well, I won't. This is what I hope I see now.
What if I listen to a fifth? In like two minutes, three. Anyways, we're back in four minutes with General Bob Carpenter. Listen, Justin Thomas and the boys are at the SmackDown tonight.
Come on, boys. Come on, boys. You're starting to have a bucky work for the show tonight, because it's a fucking great one. I hope so, yeah.
We're in the middle of a lot of stuff. Hell in a cell two days from now. Yeah, here we go. Who's the headliner tonight?
What? What? AJ Hawk, baby. Isn't it?
You can't find me right now? You work for me right now? Bob Backlund. I will leave the baseball game.
So texting, actually. Have you seen him backstage? Does Bob Backlund live in Ohio? I hope.
Probably. Is Bob Backlund? Yeah, he's still alive. He was out of the show.
Is what I'm saying? I know he's like a nutrition freak. Yeah, somebody. It was right before I was about to get introduced.
Before the show goes on TV, we have to make our way to the thing. Somebody was on their way back. And I was kind of eavesdropping, I guess. You saw him knee-walking backstage?
No, no, no. No, but somebody said that they had just shook hands with him, and he was just as firm. They said he bought. He bought.
He bought. He wasn't kidding. Yeah, 73-year-old. Still got it.
Can you get him a match? I can't do anything. We'll get a program going. Will you?
No, no. We'll get Bob a program. Who's we? Me and you.
A man who needs to maybe get together with the Hawker here and round up some funds. Because the Ohio State team that we knew it as of last year, if they don't get 13 million bucks, they're going to be in Conference USA. Heard that yesterday from Ryan Day while he's addressing 100 businesses. A.J.
Hawkins had a great face there thinking about Ohio State maybe going down. General Bob Carpenter. Yes, dude. Talk to a maverick.
How you doing? I'm doing great, Patrick, man. Thanks for having me on. You're live from the Memorial Tournament in your field.
But this is the stopping grounds of A.J. Hawkins. So his wife is a native of Dublin. We come here when we were young.
Didn't know anything better. We're running around this tournament. My man Schlegel is ripping off the wings off these cicadas like a giant locust. He's going to go out in the middle of a parking lot at these house parties.
You've got A.J. grabbing a big bottle of three olive vodka, like the showpiece that they tell him, hey, don't open that up. He tells him, yeah, I'm good. Five minutes later, he's trying to chug that thing down.
That's awesome. So this is nostalgia for you guys, living in the glory days. A.J., why are you not there? What's why I'm here?
Hey, great to have you. Thank you. I might go there this weekend and take a couple of kids, maybe. House parties, what does that mean?
Just people that live on the course? Wait, are you at a house right now, or is that one of the tents? So the house parties were a little too wild. I want to make sure you guys could hear me.
I got posted up at one of the pavilions. I'm on the 17th green right here. So I'm in a perfect spot to be able to do this. We got yelled at yesterday for talking while the guys are putting.
This thing's about to get a little loud and rowdy. You guys are from the Midwest. You understand, this is like the first beautiful weekend we've had. And so when that's the case, man, the fangs come out, the zombies start walking around, and this thing's about to get lit.
Okay, so the house parties, do people own these houses? They rent them out, and then corporations buy them up, and then they host the parties throughout the day they're on the course? Yeah, that's basically what happens. You own a house, they rent it out.
Someone's going to pay me 50 grand for the week. They're going to put that, take their furniture out. They wrap that thing in shrink wrap to keep the bottling fluids and all the liquids off the walls, because it freaking gets wild and crazy. AJ's over there laughing.
He knows exactly the things that we've seen and the things that we've done in some of these houses. So what, you guys are invited because you guys are Buckeyes, because you're heroes and locals. You're in every single party and every single house over there? Here's the thing, Pat.
Going to Ohio State may have been the greatest decision I've ever made, because you don't realize, you start to play a little bit of football here, and it's the greatest thing in the world. Then you're friends with this guy, who everybody loves, but the best part is AJ doesn't talk. And so I'd just be standing there with him, and they're talking to us, AJ just looks at him, and then I would kind of fill the void in conversation. That's amazing.
Let's talk about Ohio State real quick, and I know AJ will probably have to take something as well, but Ryan Day said last night that you need to walk house to house over there with all that money. All the people that are renting $50,000 houses to have parties in Columbus and Dublin, Ohio, they need to send that money elsewhere. And that's to the fucking Buckeyes, because they need $13 million. Bobby is allegedly what they need.
Do you like that Ryan Day did what he did? And is that just somebody? call to action for you and AJ and Roosters and everybody to fork up this cash so we can continue to win. Yeah, I think that's table stakes, man.
You've got to decide what you want to be in this world. And do you want to be great? Do you want to be elite? Everyone complains.
If you don't beat Bama, if you don't beat country, if you're not beating the Georgians, if you can't get that done, then you know what? You're not going to be successful. So Ryan's just laying it out there, guys. Hey, this isn't me saying, this isn't me putting this number together.
This is when people are asking, hey, what can you do for us? And I believe this. Ryan's a great coach, and I think guys ultimately want to play for him, but you've got to be in the game. And everybody knows this.
I've never looked better there, by the way. Go ahead. Bob, what does that mean, greasing those checks? So should local businesses just send their money in?
Who do they talk to? Do you have to say this is specifically for the NIL stuff? Will you say the example you mentioned earlier? No.
Oh, yeah, Bob, I think Riker, he went on Twitter and he quote-sweeted something about when Ryan Day said that, and he said, well, the school isn't reaching out to us. We're the ones who are trying to make these deals happen. Riker, Bob, can you explain Riker? They're a car dealership, right?
So that would be Rick Riker and his dad, his family. They've got one, I think, the world's largest car dealer. There's a collective called Cohesion, and that's where this money needs to go so they can get this stuff out. Or I guess you can do individual deals.
If you're nationwide, let's boot Peyton Manning out of there and get C.J. Stroud walking around and going to Fansville or Peytonville or wherever the heck it is. Well, C.J.ville is probably not going to do as good as Peytonville right now, but maybe in the future. One of you, he says, need $13 million per year.
Is that because current players are getting poached? Do you think Ohio State has a chance to end up being in Conference USA if they don't get this money ball? I mean, Conference USA is a bit of a stretch. I think the Big Ten has kind of always been behind the times a little bit with this.
SEC has probably always kind of lived in this world a little bit more, and so he's just kind of alerting everybody. If you want to compete with these teams, if not, we're going to have Bama. We're going to be knocking on our door. Davos, Sweeney, Clemson, Georgia, all these schools are going to be knocking.
You just saw what happened with Addison and Pittsburgh. I hopped in the portal. I went to USC, got a couple million dollars. If that's what you want to see happen with your elite players, if you can't afford to keep them there, that will also be the case.
But I do not think that it will be the Ohio State playing with the thundering herd of Marshall in Conference USA. Okay, that's great analysis. We appreciate that. Have you had any drinks or cocktails today yet, Bob?
You sound amazing. This might be Prime Bob right now. Oh, okay. So I started out there about six this morning doing my local show.
I had a couple beverages out there. AJ knows how I like the world. This is really it. This is my one day.
The wife's coming out here to meet me. She's texting me, where are you at? I'm like, hey, I got to deal with Pat and AJ, man. I'm putting my life on hold to help you guys.
Just like I helped you go see Top Gun and convince you that it was the elite movie that it was, I wanted to make sure I dedicated some time to the PMS. Well, we appreciate the hell out of that. If you've been drinking since 6 a.m., you sound amazing six and a half hours in. I want to let you know that.
That's because you're a fucking warrior, pal. Just like Pete Maverick Mitchell. Hell yeah. Bob, I told the story on the show after watching it, and I don't know if you know this.
We got a theater at 8.30 a.m. the other day and watched it on IMAX. Biggest screen in Indiana. Actual biggest screen in Indiana.
So it's like we're in there. Never seen a Top Gun before. Would not have done that if you didn't come unannounced into my DMs on an Instagram story about something fascinating. I think it was golf.
I think it was golf. I was golf or gumpy. You come in, need you to see Top Gun. It is elite or whatever.
It's like you were looking at that screen. I mean, Gump, and your first thought was, fuck, he needs to see it. And I appreciate you doing that. You're 100% right.
I fucking loved it, Bob. Loved it. Listen, man. I'm here to help you guys.
I'm always available. I'm always willing to help you. I'm going to tell you this. We talked about me starting to drink at 6.
We're doing my local show. Rolling. Get the transfusions going. Transition to a little Patronin soda.
It's not the plane. It's not the plane, Pat. It's the pilot. Always remember that.
You know that to be true. The boys have a couple questions. Can we delay your time with your wife here for another moment or so? Let's do it.
Hey, baby, Bob. That's all. Bob, so there's just a bunch of big-time celebrities wandering around the grandstands at this event, or are you kind of the toast of the town down there? I mean, I guess it depends on what you call a celebrity.
I would never define myself as the toast of the town. I'm just trying to get in where I've been, and if you know what, playing football at Ohio State greases up a couple of pavilion passes here or there, I'm happy to slide in under the radar. Have a good time. Hell yeah.
You still working out with guys that are going to be paid more money than you are being paid currently right now? Is that still happening? When are you back in the gym? It's been a couple weeks since I've been in there.
They were off, but I'm going to get in next week, try to get a couple workouts. In fact, you know what you're older, man? I've got this hot knee now that doesn't feel great. I've got elbow, but occasionally, you've got to go in there, pop some ibuprofen, throw a little biofreeze on it, and show the young lads what's up.
Yeah, you've got to let the young lads know you still got it, Tom Cruise is doing. I'm going to start stalking him. I think he eats a set of burgers at night, drinks some sort of cord blood. I mean, whatever he's doing.
This dude, he's on another level. He's six years old, Pat. He's 40 years old. You tell me how a guy can somehow look better in a movie 35 years later than he did in the first one, because it doesn't make any sense.
Well, how about that? Like, he had wrinkles, too. It's not like he had the big, fake face, like he got a bunch of work done. He'd, like, seen naturally.
He's running for him is perfect, too, Bob. I'm sure you loved that, didn't you? Knee drive, almost like, knee drive. I mean, here's the thing.
We're watching that together. I watched it with my wife. This is why I love my wife. She started laughing at Tom Cruise's running for him through the woods, and it made me feel really good that we can sit there and both analyze that and realize, like, he can look however he wants to look.
He can be as cut off, and he can have that million-dollar smile. But listen, man, you can't hide not running for him. It's all out there. That's a 60-year-old dude who was maybe moderately athletic, trying to run the best he can.
All right. Perfect. Bob, he's running how you're exactly supposed to run. You know, he's running exactly like they draw it up.
Knee's or knee at about 90 degrees. Knee the arm at the same exact thing. His hands are a little bit too tight. I think people say rested hands.
But he ran out of the book. You're saying non-athletic because of such. Well, I mean, listen, Pat, you know, the great thing is all about the improv. I mean, you can sit here and golf swing and get it all technically perfect, and you can watch Tiger Woods swing at golf club.
All I know, I've got to play with some pretty fast dudes. They all have four of them that were similar, but it was all their own. So Tom Cruise and I'm trying to robot that thing like a dude running on a treadmill like that. That's not going to cut him for me running through the woods.
I hope you take some notes with your guys and have some team building exercises. Get them out there on the beach. Little dogfight football back and forth. Airflow and tank tops in the breeze.
Greased up going back and forth. Right there is the sun setting. You got John Hamm sitting there yelling at you about what you're doing. I mean, that's the scene that I want to see for the whole PMS crew.
Bob, you'll ref that? That's what AJ just said. You'll ref that. I'll ref it, Coach.
I'll be Hundo sitting there, you know, making the calls. Touchdown here and there. Hundo. Got a question for Hundo, Bob Carpenter.
Yeah, no Bob Carpenter. First of all, great to see you. You look great. The glasses are unbelievable.
But with the NIL stuff, I believe it's Texas who has like a 13-person committee that basically just runs the team. Can you see that happening for all these teams now, especially the high-end ones, so they kind of just control the NIL money and kind of understand what needs to get done? Yeah, so basically I think Texas, that's a model that a lot of people use. They're going to get some powerful people that are connected to the university.
You know, in Ohio State, you know, Cohesion, the one NIL, they've got a couple former players on it. And you're not technically supposed to have any connection, you know, with the coaches. They're not supposed to direct dollars. But when you have people who have knowledge about the situation, that always helps facilitate where those dollars are supposed to get.
So I think that that's a model that you're going to begin to see, you know, kind of throughout college football, where it's not actually part of the university, but it's people who kind of know what's going on. I can't wait to see what you get into this weekend, Bob. I can't wait to hear the shenanigans. I'll be in Columbus tonight with SmackDown.
We'll be flying back in there. If you're still standing, we'd love to see you. Coach, I'll try to get out there for you. I know this.
I ran into one of the coordinator, the bank coordinators here at the Memorial. And they're like, listen, we're emailing Pat. We were going back and forth. They want to get some sort of nine-hole celebrity playoff with you.
Mr. Hawking somehow threw me in there with him. But I said, hey, I'll throw that out to Pat to make sure that he knows he is welcome at Jack's Place. Wow.
Let's go. Let's go. Is this every year this happens? Yeah, every year.
Hey, they said they'll put it together for you next year. Bob, get shaking hands over there. You played at Ohio State. You get to roll around over there.
Ladies and gentlemen, live from the Memorial, an Ohio State legend. Hey, Roosters is damn good, isn't it? Hey. It's delicious.
Are you with them today? Coach, I got the little deal on right there. You see Mr. Rooster right there.
Call Cy Rooster. Oh, shout out. Hey, you know, Rooster, is Rooster in real life more like Rooster at the beginning of the movie or at the end of the movie? How was he doing at the beginning of the movie?
All right, so you didn't see it. Ladies and gentlemen, get back in now. General Paul Parker. You know how he was.
A great fighter pilot? He didn't want to fucking go fast. Oh, okay. No, I would say that Miles is like his character at the end of the movie.
This is it. All right. Hey, there you go. Oh, my.
Great stash on the kid, too. I mean, he... What? I mean, why did that dude have to do what he did to me?
Miles. Oh, we're back on that still? Still, yes. I didn't know what he did.
So you made a comment on Smackdown that he tweeted. It's like, that's not what happened. Basically, yeah. Bro.
Yeah, bro. Funny, bro. I think sometimes two people just need to get in the same room and talk it out. Maybe that's what you need to do.
I don't want anything to do with any of it. Listen, I want to let Rooster know, after watching his performance, I'm a fucking big fan. All right. Career changing.
But he did throw me under the Denmark tablets, you know, and I was having other languages attack me for this type of thing. Like, I made up a story of what happened in life. I think I've been talking about that a lot while I was watching. You guys think you can work on Tahoe?
He'll be in Tahoe. Yes. Oh, yeah. I think my knees hurt.
I mean... Might be tough. I don't know if me and Rooster come back. I'll get back out of an awesome golf tournament.
Well, you got to watch. How amazing would you feel? If I was Miles, I was like, no, I'm a powerful dude. This guy's not coming.
He is. A Rooster's about to be in, like, a hundred movies a year. He's in a new Godfather series, and another series with one of the Hemsworth guys. After watching him in that movie, I was like, this guy's about to be a fucking guy.
And he's a Yoke. Probably Hangman, too. Hangman is a guy. He was...
Hey, he. Once you get the seal of approval from TC, enjoy the next 30 years. Can't wait. That'll be good.
If I didn't hate that guy, you know, for what he did to me. Maybe show up with Hangman in Tahoe. Huh? How do you feel about it?
Can we get Hangman's real name? How about it? Oh, that's a movie? Oh, yeah.
Cruise has Taptain as one of the next guys. You nailed it, Connor. Yeah, I said everything. By the way, no spoilers.
Hangman is a pretty big part. Pretty big part of the whole thing. He's a dog. Very big part.
He is an absolute dog. Why was Miles Carlstein not Whiplash? Yeah. I've been doing it.
Well, because his dad's name was Goose. So Goose is a lot of staying in the family. But why is Goose a rooster? He's a rooster in a Goose family?
Yeah, I don't understand. I mean, you can probably make a connection somehow. What about Yardbird? Ornithological, yeah.
Yarddog? Huh? Ornithological, yeah. Okay.
What does that mean? Study birds. Yeah, wings. Doc would have been cooler than.
I guess maybe if we say it for me, at least I hope he gets healthy enough. I'm kind of confused because you told Bob it's full here. It's not full here. I said it's 98%.
I sound back. I was able to do this just yesterday, Bob. Can you run out like Big Ben? How does Big Ben run out?
Yeah, that's actually how I've been. That's how I've been with the golf thing still pitting on it. I don't know. There's a lot of torque you put on that thing.
And I was fucking just blindly doing it. You are reckless. Yes, in this particular fashion. Not to the society like you.
You know, that we even got further evidence of how destructive you could possibly be to your environment whenever you are behind the wheel of any type of vehicle. You know that? I've talked about that on this show before. Then I asked him to drive here.
I'm a bad guy. Oh my God. It's early in the morning, though. You put people's lives at risk.