Pod#122 - Chalant Crew XXV - Funerals, Karachi Crime, Food, Advice

The boys are back. We're losing weight! Pizza Hut in Pakistan isn't doing well! Karachi's crime stories are crazy! Funerals have the weirdest people showing up! New Zealand left Pakistan! People want advice! All this and more in our TWENTY FIFTH Chalant Crew episode! Things discussed in this episode: 00:00 Intro 01:33 What did Rizwan have for dinner & KFC/Pizza Hut discussion 10:32 Karachi crime tweets, rant about stealing credit, first story Karachi Crime Tales:  15:41 Gulshan 13D & phone slappers 17:37 Bakery Uncle 18:53 NIC courtesy in Karachi muggers: Syed power and professionalism 20:16 Rizwan gets his friends mugged 23:03 Palwasha saved from a mugging by Dunkin Donuts 25:06 Shehenshah analysis 26:25 A very long rant about NZ, Pakistan, national leverage, the lies we tell ourselves Funeral stories: 47:46 Rizwan & his mom go to a taaziat, and our regional obsession with sadness 55:12 Daawat demands by insane guests at funerals CHALANT ADVICE SECTION 59:35 Question 1: Secret ingredient for less stressed life & advice to youth 1:03:21 Question 2: How to stop hating your feelings 1:04:58 Question 3: What is the “State of Art” in Pakistan 1:12:15 Question 4: Talking about money (how much do you need to live in Dubai) 1:14:46 Question 5: KFC and self control 1:15:32 Question 6: How to fart expertly in a bus 1:16:32 Question 7: KFC vs McDonalds 1:17:22 Question 8: Hair Loss chat 1:18:38 Question 9: Too many exams 1:19:23 Outro LINKS: 1. Hawkesbay's tweet about crime stories: https://twitter.com/HawkesBay/status/1437415316804579330 2. Pizza Hut's response about mushrooms & olives: https://twitter.com/ghauraghaura/status/1439912424933572613 Support the podcast by becoming a monthly patron on Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/tprpod) or send a one-off token on Ko-fi (https://ko-fi.com/tprpod)!  Find all our previous episodes on SoundCloud, Spotify & Apple Podcasts and follow us all on Twitter! Links to everything below! SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/tprpod Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6PvTahp... Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tprpod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/TPRPod Ali: https://twitter.com/themaholupper Rizwan: https://twitter.com/RizwanTakkhar Sarkhail: https://twitter.com/Sarkhail7Khan