Podcast #127: Magic, Millennials, and Movies in Heaven

Episode #127 of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a description of perhaps the most harrowing dream ever, after which we consider a conservative prophet's doomsday deadline for Obama to finally accomplish the insidious plans he's been hatching for the last eight years. We discuss whether David Blaine is a master illusionist, fraud, or minion of the underworld. We take voicemails from a Millennial listener about the financial challenges her generation faces, another about whether heaven will suck because there'll be no Netflix or weed, and still another about whether marriage just gets in the way of true love. Christian's "Feeding Friendsy" asks whether God needs to be dictated to, prayer-wise, and Jason's "Dick Move, God" segment demonstrates just how far the Lord will go to pull off an object lesson. Christian is biebered by dubious clickbait math, while Jason's bieber has to do with (you guessed it) fixing what ain't broke. Also, Slenderman meets the Ring girl who crawled out of that well? Just peed myself….