Podcast #64: Gays, Bidets, and Hating Thy Neighbor

In this episode of drunk Ex-Pastors, we begin with a capitulation on Christian's part toward the color-blind, and then move on to what a man's chin and legs tell us about his sexual orientation. Jason nods his head and furrows his brow as Christian expresses his frustration over DXP's Catholic listeners, after which we take a call from an active military listener explaining what exactly "lawful orders" are. Another caller seeks clarity on whether acting gay sends you to hell or whether just being that way is sufficient. We then share some preliminary thoughts on a documentary about the so-called "Purity Movement" (which is that thing of when earnest evangelicals have sex before marriage, but only after promising not to). The topic of open relationships arises, as does the thorny issue of Ahmed's ticking time bomb. Oops, we mean clock. We turn our attention to the refugee crisis (noting the irony of which segment of society is embodying the "Hate Thy Neighbor" ethic), a discussion which dovetails into the issue of whether democracy can really beat theocracy in a fight. Jason is biebered by Eastern European Mexicans, while Christian's bieber ends up focusing on the real reason his clothes don't fit right. Also, it really is a small world, after all. Just ask Matt.