Podcast #85: The Murder of Justice Scalia

This edition of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with a depressing reminder that we are aging and on a steep decline in health and wellness followed by an economics lesson on how, if we are all dying anyway, we can live for free off other people's money until we meet our untimely end. We then hear from a local listener whose Valentine's Day ended with some sexy lovin' despite how it began (with public half-naked man-wrestling). We then take a caller's question about whether CrossFit is a cult or merely a lifestyle-defining group with incredibly devoted members whose zeal to convert others to their way of life utterly consumes them. Another caller asks whether Jason's insistence that Leftist extremists are more benign than their Right-wing counterparts is actually true or just special pleading, after which we recount the birthday festivities that took place after last week's show as recorded. We seek to put to bed all present and future charges of racial and political bias by criticizing a bunch of white people, and then continue our "Pagan Repent!" discussion by examining why God, despite having a myriad of options, would choose to reveal himself to first-century Jews (or as Christian calls them, "those people"). Our "Feeding Friendsy" portion of the show seeks to get to the bottom of Justice Scalia's obvious murder, ascertaining whether the killer had help or if Obama simply acted alone. And finally, Christian is biebered by the fact that he apparently looks like a teenager (albeit one with chronic breathing problems). Also, if Bernie doesn't win, look at the bright side — at least he can get back to his real passion: stabbing babies with scissors on their birthday