Pokémon Go Gym Meltdown + Target Parking Lot Perv – Distorted View Daily

On Today's Show: Distorted View Daily – Monday, December 22, 2025Day 11 & 12 of the 12 Deals of Distorted View DailyChristmas week kicks off with a stacked episode as Tim Henson wraps up the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and dives headfirst into deranged news, internet lunacy, listener chaos, and the triumphant return of a Linda Finkel Hall of Fame legend.20% off orders of $50 or more at shop.distortedview.com using promo code AIDS (valid through Christmas)Sideshow Membership Deal: $6/month or $60/year—Black Friday pricing returnsNew year-by-year podcast archive feeds now live (2005 & 2006 available, more coming)A grotesque and unholy Christmas poem involving Santa, Mrs. Claus, Krampus, elves, and felony-level traumaTim vents about the ongoing kitchen renovation nightmare, including:No sink for weeksA boxed, unopened OLED TV aging in the hallwayThe never-ending saga of returning and rebuying iPadsListener chaos erupts as freaks bid for or against a Unicorn Hamster sponsorshipPolitical psycho Valentina Gomez resurfaces with vile immigration rhetoric and campaign insanityA 15-minute apartment hallway screaming match between neighbors that resolves absolutely nothingTwo grown adults nearly come to blows over a Pokémon Go gym in publicLinda Finkel Hall of Fame royalty returns: Lisa Gale drops TWO new songs, including:Training a New ManRed LightA brand-new Tainted Brass parody cover closes out the showFlorida: Woman assaults Planet Fitness employee after being told to lower her voiceArizona: Senior county attorney arrested for public sexual indecency involving a juvenile in a Target parking lotZootopia 2 spoilersFrankie MacDonald AI conspiracy theoriesPraise for classic DV musical insanityHoliday despair, listener predictions, and general madnessDistorted View Daily is here for you during the holidays—whether you’re stuck with family, avoiding responsibility, or questioning reality itself.🎧 Listen now. Support the show. Spread the distortion.⭐ Rate & review wherever you get podcasts🎄 Holiday Deals & Sideshow Specials🔥 On Today’s Episode🚔 Distorted News📞 Voicemails & Freak Feedback