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EPISODE · Jul 7, 2026 · 20 MIN

Police declare war on disappearing genitals sorcery. Mutant sewer rats love poison and might be teaching ninjitsu.

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Mutant sewer rats are spreading rapidly through US cities. Police in Kenya have declared war on the disappearing genitals sorcery. Police in Dublin, Ohio are retiring a parking garage Robo-Cop after 0 arrests and 0 tickets in ten months time. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it’s only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews – OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ – Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones – wants Jonesy to come perform standup comedy in your city? Fill out the form: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfvYbm8Wgz3Oc2KSDg0-C6EtSlx369bvi7xdUpx_7UNGA_fIw/viewform

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