Pool Boy

A married woman (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) has a hard time ending her affair with the pool boy (Pete Davidson). Special appearance by Nick Jonas. [Season 41, 2016] https://snltranscripts.jt.org/16/affair-with-chad.phtml Affair with Chad 0 (0) Chad… Pete Davidson Miss Hanler… Julia Louis-Dreyfus Toby… Nick Jonas [Starts with Chad cleaning the pool listening to the music] [Miss Hanler gets back home] Miss Hanler: Chad! Chad! Chad: [turns around] Wad up, miss Hanler? [Chad walks in] Hey. Miss Hanler: Oh, my god. [Chad and Miss Hanler start kissing] Oh, oh. No, no Chad. We can’t do this anymore. Chad: Oh, okay. [Chad turns around and walks] Miss Hanler: Wait. I couldn’t sleep last night. Chad: Oh, I hate that. Miss Hanler: What am I doing? Am I some bored housewife who is having an affair with her 23 year old poolboy? I mean, [hand gesturing] what is this? Chad: Your kitchen. Miss Hanler: No. I mean us. I really hope you understand that we have to end this. Chad: Okay. [Cut to Miss Hanler walking in her kitchen talking] Miss Hanler: God, I had no idea it would be this hard. It’s just when we first– [engine noise] [Cut to Chad. He is already at the pool outside cleaning it.] Chad! Chad: Wad up? Miss Hanler: You deserve an explaination. Chad: Oh, okay. Cool. [Chad turns the engine off and walks in] Miss Hanler: Look. You’ve done nothing wrong. Okay? I should have known better. But I don’t know. It was just– it was fun. It was new. Chad: Okay. Miss Hanler: But my god, I’m a married woman with three kids. My husband’s in the city council. I’ve put PTA present in at Melony’s school. Chad: Who is Melony? Miss Hanler: My daughter. Chad: Okay. Miss Hanler: God, if this got out it would just ruin my life. Our family’s lives. Chad: Ah, my bad. Miss Hanler: But all I want to do is clear the bags off this table and take me right down. Chad: Okay. [Chad starts putting the bags down.] Miss Hanler: But you can’t. Chad: Oh, okay. [Chad puts the bags back on the table.] Miss Hanler: Because I’ve learned that sometimes getting what you want means losing what you already have. [takes an envelope out] Look, I wrote this for you last night. Chad: Oh, okay. [takes the envelope.] Miss Hanler: Oh my god, I’m blushing. [closing eyes] I just want you to know that I’m not a very good writer. I mean it’s not sophisticated but it’s how I feel. I mean every word of what I wrote. ... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.