Pop Corn

Dr. Apostrophe X and The Kornhole Krew present:"Pop Corn"http://www.victorlams.com/kvr-vst/0808-DrAX-Pop_Co rn.mp3It's "Moog-hop"!Used: Nusofting Broken Drum Machine, Battery 3, Sample Moog, OligarcLyric:Pop! Pop! We're about to pop corn,Put us in the mircowave until we get warm,Pop! Pop! We're about to pop corn,Make some poor kernels wish they'd never been born.My name's DJ Endosperm and I'm on a bike,Riding through your stomach 'cuz I don't like to hike,I'm filled with starch and fiber, too,And compared to greasy chips I'm very good for you.But I'm not like my unpopped kin,I don't come out looking like I went in.When you're watching TV I'm the perfect snack,So come on over and grab a hold of my sack.Pop! Pop! We're about to pop corn,Put us in the mircowave until we get warm,Pop! Pop! We're about to pop corn,Make some poor kernels wish they'd never been born.I'm the Kernel MC and I refuse to pop,Popping is for losers and for crooked cops.People say I just need a little more heat,Maybe, like your momma needs more stinky feet.Yeah, I don't make kids smile, I only make them frown.Try to bite on me and I'll break your crown.You want some food, eat some chicken coated in penko,'Cuz I'm Bob Barker and you just lost at Plinko.Pop! Pop! We're about to pop corn,Put us in the mircowave until we get warm,Pop! Pop! We're about to pop corn,Make some poor kernels wish they'd never been born.They call me Little Orvie short for RedenbachURR.You might think I'm dead, but I'm still hURR.I'm over 100 years old but I'm rockin' the nation,Kept alive in suspended animation.ConAgra thaws me out once every few yURRS,When they need to pitch popcorn to consumURRS.People try to drown me but I don't show signs of stopping,Because my gourmet corn is the best for popping.Pop! Pop! We're about to pop corn,Put us in the mircowave until we get warm,Pop! Pop! We're about to pop corn,Make some poor kernels wish they'd never been born.