Pop Me Daddy - Balloon Lovers Get Freaky With The Squeaky

On Today's Show: Balloon Squeaks & Baklava Reeks🎈 Squeaky sex with balloon fetishists, including a true “Lunar’s Lunar” who makes love to latex while offering DIY netting tips🐉 A dragon-being alien ambassador offers $10K meet-and-greets with blue extraterrestrials (no refunds, obviously)👨‍⚕️ My 600-Pound Life star Stephen Asante returns looking Amish and acting feral—ranting, shitting, and threatening nurses from his hospital bed💨 HungerFF's Brolapse podcast explores what it’s like when your prolapse takes steam breaks and dips in toilet water🧴 Tim is being stalked by pistachio-scented products: car fresheners, baklava body sprays, and other nutty fragrances🍪 Mrs. Butterworth is thicc, and possibly filled with horse pee—shout out to Palm Beach County!🔥 Woman sets lifelong friend ablaze for telling her to make scones (he dared her… bad move, bro)🌌 More wild tales from the Conscious Life Expo: flat earthers, dragons, and intergalactic MLMs💥 New York official shoots DoorDash driver for using his driveway—because America is extremely emotionally stable right now⚔️ A man armed with a high-quality lightsaber attacks a mom and her daughter, then blames rent increases. Jedi he is not.☎️ Voicemails include a gay love scandal involving a wealthy girlfriend’s male relative and a poorly timed vacation hookupTimestamps:00:00:00 Introduction01:37:23 Pistachio Cologne05:04:03 Steven Asanti Is Back And Toothless09:33:17 Danging Your Prolapsed Butt In The Toilet Bowl13:38:14 Anti-Porn / Porn Mashup15:09:13 The Sounds Of Looner-bation20:24:00 Interviews From The Coo-Coo Crazy UFO Expo24:50:04 Sign Up For The Sideshow!27:13:13 Lost Door Dasher Gets Shot At35:41:07 Dousing Your Bestie In Gasoline and Setting Him Ablaze40:50:24Dork Vader Lightsabers A 7 Year Old44:04:01Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending