Porn Refrects Real Life

This is episode #126, and was recorded on Feb 8th, 2021. Randal reveals his new celebrity crush, we talk about how to be a champion gift giver on Valentine’s Day, and (of course) there was another drunken night in Silvertown that resulted in someone doing the worm and being inducted into the Hall of Fame! The recording of this episode was streamed LIVE on our personal (Unc Randy) Facebook page. Check it out: https://www.facebook.com/706347640/videos/10158975164677641/ ENJOY!! If you want to buy some UNCLE RANDY merch, check this out: https://www.storefrontier.com/find?query=uncle%20randy Please Subscribe to Married AF on your favorite podcast app, and give us a 5 star rating! Here is where you can contact us: Twitter: @Marriedasfuck Facebook: Married AF Podcast Instagram: Marriedafpodcast Email: [email protected] This episode is brought to you by… ROKA Sunglasses -- 20% Discount! Get yourself some champion sunglasses like we have! Roka sunglasses are lightweight, and they won’t fall off your face! Bio Bidet: ARE YOU OUT OF TOILET PAPER?? Go buy a Bidet and save 10%!!! At BioBidet, they believe that your butt deserves to be spoiled after carrying you around all day. We are here to tell you that water does it better. It is an experience that you deserve to explore for yourself! Muscle Vodka: Married AF has teamed up with Muscle Vodka!! Please also check out our other sponsors... AlignMed Alignmed is the world leader in manufacturing posture apparel and first to be registered with the FDA. With Posture Apparel from Alignmed, you can work on achieving better posture and reduce pain in the neck, shoulders and back. You all know Uncle Randy has had some neck/back issues, and he LOVES his AlignMed shirt! Whax Whax was founded by friends from New York City who wanted re-imagine personal pleasure. with medical research showing that personal pleasure was healthy, whax was carefully formulated to moisturize, enhance the experience, and amplify the euphoric sensations. Treat yourself to luxury lubrication! Underzips: We are proud to deliver high quality, patriotic underwear at an affordable price. We aim to provide performance, flexibility, and breathability with the utility of a protected pocket that’s been designed to feel virtually invisible from the outside and the inside. Comfort first. Function second. Effing Gear: Look, some people just aren’t gonna like what you’re wearing. If you're the kind of person that just doesn't really give an Eff- we're probably the brand for you.