Portal
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Portal 2 is a 2011 first-person puzzle-platform video game developed and published by Valve Corporation. Console Obscura is a podcast dedicated to talking about games such as Portal 2. Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Console Obscura. Caution: Console Obscura may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Console Obscura contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use Console Obscura on concrete. Discontinue use of Console Obscura if any of the following occurs: itching vertigo dizziness tingling in extremities loss of balance or coordination slurred speech temporary blindness profuse sweating or heart palpitations. If Console Obscura begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Console Obscura may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, Console Obscura should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Console Obscura, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, Sunstang Heavy Industries, of any and all liability. Ingredients of Console Obscura include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. Console Obscura has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt Console Obscura. Console Obscura comes with a lifetime warranty. Console Obscura! Accept no substitutes!
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