Portuguese Rock Hopper

Will and Rusty pull an April Fools prank on Lauren and call a record TWO (2) playmates to hear their problems. Only one answered. We draft some killer stuff, pitch red hot business ideas, and engage in witty banter. You know the drill by now. We don’t address the national debt once. If you’re looking for a show that addresses the national debt, go elsewhere. We don’t bring it up once in this whole episode. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod THIS EPISODE IS SPONSORED BY BETTERHELP. IF YOU’RE THINKING OF STARTING THERAPY, VISIT BETTERHELP.COM/PD FOR 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH AND GET ON YOUR WAY TO BEING YOUR BEST SELF. HEAD TO http://www.drinktriple.com/playdate TO GET 10% OFF THE ORIGINAL HIGH SELTZER USING CODE: PLAYDATE. 0% HANGOVER, 100% SOCIAL. (00:00) Intro (01:01) Roadmap (01:48) Zach Bryan concert (03:39) Trent (07:43) April Fools (09:49) Pitch Submissions (14:45) Pitches (19:08) AITA (31:06) Sleeping with your Friend’s Mom (42:11) Distantly Related to your Hookup?! (50:09) Teach Me Something! (55:57) Dog Breeds that Don’t Exist (01:00:18) Jimmy Buffet Songs that Don’t Exist (01:05:09) Whose Personality are you Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices