Possibly Terrible Holiday Gift Ideas

From $10 to $100,000, from vain to novel, practical to "wait, what?", Bill and Agent Palmer embark upon a quest through some of the more "interesting" and terribly great or greatly terrible gifts that the internet can throw at them in order to assist you dear listener in your holiday shopping efforts. Links to the products mentioned are: Phone Conversation Privacy Mask (Kickstarter not yet available) http://www.gethushme.com/ $190 Portable Sauna https://www.amazon.com/SereneLife-Portable-Infrared-Person-Weight/dp/B0711XW4P3/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1543367808&sr=1-1-spons&keywords=Portable+Sauna&psc=1 $14 Mberry Tablets https://www.amazon.com/mberry-Miracle-Fruit-Tablets-10-Count/dp/B001LXYA5Q/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1543367910&sr=8-1-spons&keywords=mberry&psc=1 $100 Ostrich Pillow https://www.amazon.com/OSTRICH-ORIGINAL-Pillow-Airplanes-Accessories/dp/B00B4S6SLW/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?s=bedbath&ie=UTF8&qid=1543367969&sr=1-1-spons&keywords=Ostrich+Pillow&psc=1 $28.00 Fish Training Kit https://www.amazon.com/R2-Fish-School-Complete-Training/dp/B00168A6DQ/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1543368008&sr=8-2&keywords=Fish+Training+Kit $1,100 Motorized Cooler https://www.amazon.com/Crazy-Coolers-Cooler-Motorized/dp/B00HLA3CJI/ref=pd_sbs_86_2?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00HLA3CJI&pd_rd_r=f1dd1f45-f2ab-11e8-b8bf-2d5ac68107a8&pd_rd_w=2e4YM&pd_rd_wg=7ntj1&pf_rd_i=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=7d5d9c3c-5e01-44ac-97fd-261afd40b865&pf_rd_r=C7ATJZWMNJN4DPKPCYXM&pf_rd_s=desktop-dp-sims&pf_rd_t=40701&psc=1&refRID=C7ATJZWMNJN4DPKPCYXM $30 Buy Land on the Moon https://www.lunarland.com/ the lunar surface has approximately 9,383,748,198 acres. $30 The Wine Rack https://www.amazon.com/WineRack-200-008-Wine-Rack-Medium/dp/B001FYZZI2/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&qid=1526156847&sr=8-1&keywords=The+Wine+Rack&linkCode=sl1&tag=giftcollections-20&linkId=716fec76fa979af2194e4c9024d33573 $14 - Procrastinator Mousepad Doodler https://www.prezzybox.com/procrastinator-mousepad-doodler.aspx Various - Exclusive Vinyl https://thesoundofvinyl.us/limited-edition-exclusive.html $20 - Device Holding Shower Curtain (Tablets/Phones Vertical and Horizontal) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075HG56QH/ref=as_li_ss_tl?psc=1&pd_rd_i=B075HG56QH&pd_rd_wg=ZGIIX&pd_rd_r=PPKK01K8GWPPJKQDQ8P6&pd_rd_w=dRyvE&linkCode=sl1&tag=dkiwt-20&linkId=bdd6d9f8d6ee12ce6fba508f196ee0f4 $10 "How to Poo At Work" https://www.amazon.com/How-Poo-at-Work-Mats/dp/0452297664 $10 Never Soggy Cereal Bowl https://www.amazon.com/Obol-Original-Cereal-Spiral-Design/dp/B005Y6DXNQ $100,000 T-rex Skeleton https://www.hammacher.com/product/life-size-tyrannosaurus-skeleton?promo=Home-Living-Home-Decorating&catid=1720&PID=6174222&source=cj&utm_source=Affiliate&utm_medium=CPA&utm_campaign=CJ $25 Literary Insults Chart https://www.uncommongoods.com/product/literary-insults-chart?country=US&aw_cid=766724817&aw_aid=44035870767&aw_dev=c&aw_loc=9006984&aw_key=&aw_mtype=&aw_net=g&aw_ad=183512967314&aw_pos=1o1&aw_shopid=47330&aw_prod_partid=335917195585&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4tq61bX83gIVR0CGCh233AxtEAkYASABEgJLbPD_BwE $12 per candle (average) https://stinkycandlecompany.com/shop/ $15 Mug for Bill http://store.mentalfloss.com/english-major-mug/ $50 Selfie Toaster https://www.burntimpressions.com/products/the-selfie-toaster $50 Framed Tweets https://framedtweets.com/products/custom