Praying Mantis vs Mantis Shrimp. BOOK IT, Dana!

It has been quite the hiatus but yours truly has returned. Travanti is here. It was needed. He was training in the hyperbolic time chamber to upgrade his NBA 2K Slider Attributes. Returning a far greater version of himself although still under extensive renovation... Bereft of fucks to give but with all of the love in the world in his heart. Simultaneously. Shadow fully intact & incorporated. He has arrived... speaking in 3rd Person... Though he has been here the entire time- with an incredulous squint reminiscent of the Fry from Futurama meme because hooooooly sheesh a lot is happening. In this episode I hop into some of my notes and the wellspring of my mind to expound on some things such as a sanctioned 1V1 bout between the Praying Mantis & the Mantis Shrimp. I would like for Dana to book this- and scrap Power Slap League. We do not need the CTE Olympics. I also might've mentioned how dumb looking for a "serious" relationship is when people are looking for "fun" when they're single. Keep that same energy, bitch. Don't bring that serious shit over here- pack a sense of humor & we will make a meal out of it.I also might've also mentioned that Cows could very well be the MVPs of the animal kingdom. From Cheeseburgers (on Potato Bun) to plush leather Cadillac Seats- they seem to be able to do it all. They have a major achilles heel, however, but you'd have to listen to the pod to discover what I think that it is... Much love, y'all. New episode coming soon!! Also- I've been working on a video component to Audio Dope this entire time I had been away from you but check out my little YouTube as we build that community together - https://www.youtube.com/@AudioDopePodcastMuch love,Travanti