Trish is out here looking like a troll doll. Happy Gay Pride Month. I'm so excited. I legit queer.
All the above. Everything, all the letters, all the letters. Alphabet army. I love it.
Well, I actually don't really know why. Like, the revolutionary is my Gay Pride. I like rainbows and celebrate, like, liking everything and everyone making pride nails the rainbow. I got the bisexual flag over here.
The non binary, both genders, the cross genders. Very exciting. You're saying the cause, whatever, the dress up. Right.
I don't really get it. Right. The cause is like, yay, we're gay. Or, like, it's okay to be gay.
I'm not really sure, but I like celebrating being gay. Well, hold on, hold on. Okay. Yeah, keep going, keep going.
Well, you don't understand the Gay Pride. Well, because being gay has been, like, a major social right. I get that. But who's the revolutionary behind Starring Gay Pride Month?
Who are we celebrating? Who are the gayers? Especially the people? Freddie Mercury.
Yeah, he's included. I believe Gay Pride Month is in June because of the Stonewall riots in New York. Oh, what is that then? Educated.
I mean, I'm far from an expert, but in the. I want to say 70s, maybe 60s on this show, you're the expert. Wow. Yeah, there was a breakout of violence because there were a lot of discrimination in police brutality towards gay people.
And I think Stonewall was a. I want to say it was a gay club or bar or something, and there was a raid on it by the police and it turned into a riot and, like, people back and stuff. And. Yeah, I mean, there was.
Well, we come a long way by 2021, we support. So I think gay pride is very important because, you know, there's still a lot of, like, people in this country that just hate gay people for religious reasons. Or I think it's mostly religious. And it's like, dude, you gotta.
You gotta get with the times, bro. I think Jesus would be down with gays. He created them, you know, like, he's down. He's down with us.
You know, I created them or God. That's what I just don't care. It's like, why would God create. It's like you have this idea of original sin, but is gay being gay an original sin?
Because why would you create this person just to condemn them? Yeah, that's not real. Oh, you know what they think, the religious people, they think being gay is a choice. They're like, oh, you just like.
Well, you're choosing just to, like, dude. Oh, yeah, we Got a Waycott this month because they're that people. They split by gay. That's true.
I think they stopped after they got some. They did. You know, after this, we're gonna watch Hollywood Restaurant Pom. I'm straight West Hollywood, because I just feel ready to come out, Bro, you are a troll doll.
I mean, I don't have to roll it the right word. You are the hair. I was like, holy shit, bro. You need, like, a huge gem in your belly button.
I do. I have one, but you can't see it. I always have belly button ring. I love it.
We should be troll dolls. You wanna dress the troll doll? That'd be awesome. I would like to be dressed as a troll doll.
You just wear. We just like the jewels on our belly and the hair sticking out. Cute. I think that would be super fun.
And you probably need some kind of prosthetic if you wanna look really good. Because they have, like, huge ears. Yeah, big ears. I mean, I kinda like the troll doll anyways, but anyways, Happy Gay Pride Month.
We support everyone at Stonewall. We support the gays. West Hollywood. There's way too.
There's still way too much homophobia in the world. I do. Honestly, it's, like, so pathetic at this point that to be still clinging to homophobia. Like, bro, how is it your business if dudes want to touch tips?
Like, that's just not your concern. Oh, my God. Yeah, I get where you're going. I get.
I mean, what is it? It's like a dude stick, their dicks touched. All of a sudden, like, the world ends, and I just don't get it. I think it's like, honestly, home people are usually, like, gay themselves on the spectrum a little bit.
Right. I think they're, like, closeted homosexuals. I think there's some of that. I think, well, when you listen to what they say, they go, oh, you are.
They're really right. They're new for Pride Month. I like it. But, like, think about what they're saying.
They saying, being gay is a choice, and you're just choosing. Because then they're like, ooh, sleeping with the same sex. So appetizing. But you have to resist that.
It's like, that's the gayest thing. When they go, like, this is what the conversion. It's a choice, and you have to choose to be straight. It's like, dude, you are so gay if you believe that.
Because they're saying, I want to sleep with the same sex. I just can't because it's against God. That's so crazy. I might be gay more than straight people.
I don't say that, but I vibe with the gays more. Like, I prefer gay people over straight people. Is that like Haple? I don't know.
I feel like a little offended. Do you think so? I don't feel offended. I like gays better than straight people.
I do find it kind of an odd statement though. Just like, I prefer gay. You don't like when I say I like somebody? I like a group of people.
Yeah, because it's like fetishizing them. No, watch the gays in the comments on the bus store. They're like, I don't know why I can't speak. I would love if people would say I'm for the Trisha pages in the world.
I'm like, yeah, thank you. So you're. What does that mean? Like.
Like calling out group of people, gays, Jewish Trishes. I would be so excited. What is it Trisha want to say I'm that group. So someone's like, I'm doing this for the Trisha.
I'm like, thank you. I would be like, people. I love that girls. Oh my God.
Don't fetish. Anyway, thank you. Like that bottom girls. Or Micah has one call, like fat.
Okay, let me ask you this. Listen. My preference is fat chicks. That people go, oh, God bless.
But then what if you go, my preference is Asian women. That seems weird. So why can you like fat chicks but not Asian women? Hey, I love Asian chicks.
I mean, maybe people find that, but I'm sure there's some people like, thank you. Like, yeah, I don't know. I think that's what you're talking to. I think you not just betting me most of the world would get me.
Like, I love like Jews or whatever. Most things is cool. I'm like, that's cool. Like I say I love Jewish men.
Like, they're like, okay, then I'm your type. They know for sure. You know what I mean? So I was like, I love a fat girl.
I'm like, oh, well, I'm definitely hyped. I love Jewish men. I've always done that. What's your take on that, Dan?
Me? Or like, I like fat chicks versus I like Asians or Jews or black dudes. Like, is that. Is there.
Is that all okay? Or what do we think about. About like. Like you said it is fetishizing a group a little bit.
But I mean, that is not. No, I'm strong. Hold on one girl. I only date Jews.
I didn't See that though all my Jewish boys have been j. They love when I'm like, oh, my God, Like, I love that. I love. You know what I mean?
Have you ever been with a guy who wasn't circumcised? Who. What with me to have the skin? Yeah.
Yeah. Over in Europe and stuff. What's your take on that? I don't want to shame anybody's body, but like, for me, I just didn't know you're supposed to pull it down.
My experience with it. But I guess I remember to pull it down and I guess it's a body. Yeah, yeah. I don't know.
Body shaming me because you can't help asking me. I'm like, oh, I know you can have preference and circuses, but you can have preface on entire fucking ethnicity of people. Maybe. I know you're saying because race is different than the way I had that whole thing.
If you like YouTube, you better like their fucking circus of the early Jewish people. But every guy that's like hardcore Jewish does not have problem with me. Like, I love Jew men. Like, they're like, thank you.
Jew men. Jewish, Jewish men. I love Jew men. Anyways, it's how you take it.
And you know you can't say Jew men. Right? Jew men. Jewish men.
Yes, thank you. I corrected myself. Anyway. Jewish Remorse month.
There's a Holocaust. Remember this month. The rest of the year is just Jews though. No.
Oh, literally me though, right? That's you. That's your. That's your mantra.
Happy, congratulations. We have some stuff to talk about. Having a baby. Like, literally.
Baby. That's exciting. Yeah. You should have brought me something.
Let's be honest. No, but you could have Dormant coke. I don't want. No, I don't want your diet.
Okay, so you want to know first of all, I guess I want to say. Oh, we just picked our sponsors. Quip stamps, credit card. Love you.
Love you. Wow. Love it. I exercise this morning.
I'm starting to do once every. Every morning at 10am for an hour every weekday. Wow. Today's my first day for every day every week.
Because I'm just like. I'm like, you know what? I've done this. I've been doing this for like a month and a half, two months, twice a week.
I can do this. I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna. I'm looking at the man in the mirror.
Stopping touching kids in that song. Think about it. Think about. Think about that song.
Did he. He didn't. I don't know. But think about It.
He's going, I'm looking at the man in the mirror. Oh, I'm asking him to change his ways. He's talking about him touching kids. He's like, I gotta stop touching kids.
But this is. Oh, well, maybe he did. I don't know. Did he write it?
He is not credited as a songwriter. I've got to stop touching kids. Oh, I've got to get that change anyway. Michael Jackson.
Anyway. No, this is how you feel about already. Well, so I was just gonna say about the exercises, I'm not sure if it's gonna make me feel tired because I feel, like, kind of tired right now. Really.
I don't want to work out. People say, but I don't fucking feel that way. Like, I asked Elisha, she exercises in the morning. I go, do you feel tired?
And she goes, no, I feel great. And I'm like sitting here, like, droopy eyed. I think you're, like, starting out. You're just starting the journey.
I don't know, but I'm doing it. I'm giving. No. When you guys went in for the hug on Friday's episode, your arms are so skinny from the side.
My arms are hugging one looks like ham Hawaii. I don't know. That is. Oh, hamk, hamk.
Is that something? I don't know. I don't know. Succulent?
It would be. I have no muscle. I have zero muscle. I never had a muscle.
It's just fat. I can't make a muscle anyways. You could probably punch pretty hard. So anyway, that's the thing going on in my life, of course.
And then the other things that Hila's. I know. Pregnant. That's exciting.
That was entitled to. We're pregnant. We changed it because why? We didn't know for sure.
And then live on the show, Hila finally got the call from the doctor. Well, I assumed it was pregnant because for so many reasons. Right. We're doing the fertility thing.
She was late on her period and then she was getting, like, faint second pink lines on the pregnancy test. And then like, I was like, that's pregnant, dude. And she did like four times. It was faint every time.
And so I put on the box, it said it was inconclusive. Oh, okay. It said, just take it again. But it kept being faint second line.
I was like, dude, you're pregnant. Why did you get the pregnant not pregnant? The doctor said he used the strips. She said they were accurate.
Really? Yeah. Oh, but so you found it on the show. So on the show.
Because that morning he went for a blood test at the end. We'll call you in afternoon. So we're on the show and around, you know, towards the end of the show, we got a text, and the doctor said, eli, you're super pregnant. Twins.
Well, I think she's just referring to, like, the hormones in her blood, but because of the treatment we've been doing, because there's a chance that more than one and they can split off, they can be twins, and then they can spot before. Don't say that. Why? You don't want four kids?
Hell, no. Why not? That'd be everything. Can I have one?
Oh, yeah, I'll take one. And then you get a nice accessory. I just. That's so exciting.
That's. Oh, my God. So, yeah, I'm honestly very happy. I mean, I saw your good mood.
You were in such a good movie. I was like, oh, you, like, beaming. You have a pregnant glow. I think it's because exercise was like.
I was sweating and I just took a shower. Usually I'm all grimy. I. Come here.
Come here. Yeah, yeah. You look fresh. Patty Fresh.
Thank you. You're gonna name the baby something with patty feet. Are you named. No, no, no, no.
Fresh is a good name. Oh, if we have twin girls, I'm gonna name them Peace and Love. Oh, that's cute. No, no, like, love.
Like, that works for your name. That's cute. No, I can't. Oh, can I say the names we're thinking about?
Yeah. No, I definitely don't say. You said, what if people copy us? That's true.
Well, it's not like a secret name. Nope. Jeremiah. Jeremiah would be good.
It would. Or how about, like, Edo. Ito? What country is this?
Israel's. Israel. I want to say. I want to say the name Tila.
Someone might steal them. Yeah, no, they don't care. It's a name. Everybody can name their baby what they want.
What do you think of a boy? Everyone thinks it's a girl. I personally don't think it's a boy. Listen, I'm happy with whatever I get.
Even out. Hila wants a girl. Yeah. Yeah.
I would love to have a girl, but I'm not, like. I don't want to put that. I just. I'm happy for anything.
Right? Right. Twins, maybe. Boy, Ethan.
Ethan Jr. Yeah. And the girl. Ethan and Hila.
Hila what? Ethan and Hila jr. Yeah. That's cute.
I love that. That's so cute. I don't like the junior names because it's like, let this kid have his Own life. Why does he've gotta live in your shadow?
I love the junior names most of all. Me name is. He's like. No, I'm Moses.
Yeah, he's Moses. You want your kid to have their own identity. Why does he gotta be Moses Jr? I like Moses.
I'd like calling my son Jr. Though. I think it's cute. Do you, do you want Peter Jr.
No, but I like y of video. We all have friends, they're really cool. I think they're gonna be here tomorrow. What's his actual birthday?
His actual birthday is on Saturday, I think on the 4th of June. This is his actual birthday party. That was just because my brother's girlfriend. Oh.
But I love, I love when there's like more like plus one to the family when they bring the girlfriend, you know what I mean? But anyways, also the guy took so long. To me it was like nine hours. I did my fault, honestly.
Yeah, it was like a lot. There wasn't more working on our wall too. Are you thinking like these gays addicted? Too much.
I'm just precious. Sorry, that was a joke, you know. Yeah. We made him a tractor cake.
We got a custom made so it's like a big. Wait, you had a heck. We had two cakes. One was ice cream because we wanted ice cream.
And they had little tractor toys which he loves on top. And the top of the cake was like ground up Oreo so it looks like gravel, like dirt. He was playing on the cake with his tractors. This weekend we're making a tractor cake.
Like a three egg tractor. Wow. Does he have a picture? You want to dig his hand in there like little kids do.
I love that. You should unwrap it. I don't think he does that. Oh, he's too polite.
Yeah, he's too polite. Oh my God, that's so exciting. Wait, are you gonna eat like now that he eats a friend? I can eat with her.
That's one of the reasons why I want to start exercising. I'm not gonna get even fatter now that he was pregnant. It's happened. She's been already like way hungrier than usual.
Yeah, I think the way she's eating though, she's probably got a double twin. I don' Then she start with the double double for me now every day. Every day. Do you think you have twins?
She says she's worried that she might have. Oh God. I'm worried for her. That seems like a lot.
I feel so scared how you do that because I see how one baby came out of her too. I was like, eli, you can have quadruplets. Really? Oh, I don't know how to do that.
Well, it. Yeah, I mean, listen, it's hard work. I keep making myself incline. I can think.
I'm sick. You guys are serious. Is really tight, so I need to, like. You already bought the dress.
Yeah. The dress is being made. It is real, but not. When is your wedding day.
I can't say it. Okay, so once the wedding's coming up, you gotta do the fertility stuff. Maybe after I don't get sick and, like, Jack me stuff. Yeah.
So we're just gonna. Okay. So after the wedding, you should see your doctor shooting. Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, she'll hook you guys up. Yeah, we definitely need to try them, but whatever, it's fine. But this is exciting. I really love that fertility.
Like, everyone's getting frightened. I was like, oh, the doctor gives it out. The doctor gives out the fertility. That's true.
Well, that's gonna be very exciting. So, yeah, I'm gonna. You know, it's amazing. We're gonna have a family.
You have a family. I know, but it's like, you can have, like, a fan. Right? Right.
So, I mean, it's fine. I just. I love Theodore, and I love being a dad, and ever since we have Theodore, just. I love life.
I love kid. I just love my son so much, and, like, I want him to have siblings. Yeah. I just feel like I love being a dad.
I'm so excited for you. So excited. Everyone's spoiling. Oh, you want to watch it here?
I don't know. If you guys watch on Friday, we'll watch it again, but here it is. No, I don't look five times your size. That was amazing.
You guys are great. Here it is. You have a very skin upper half your body here. Thank you.
Fauci eats baby from Dr. Fauci Babies. I saw you get the text. I texted the doctor.
I texted her. I said, I did the blood test today. I'm waiting to hear the results. Do you know if it's ready?
And she said, 392. I have no idea what that number means. Mark, you are super pregnant. The whole week.
Because it was like, you know, the last time we did the fertility treatment, she got her period, like, early, and we're like, oh, this is so disappointing. Yeah, I couldn't have that one hopeful at least one week. Because she's like, well, know if you're pregnant in two weeks. Yeah.
And then a week later, she got her period. We're like, oh, this is so sucky. Especially when you're, like, trying so hard. Yeah.
And I. I don't feel like this, but, like, the. The process is brutal. Like, I was sticking her with a syringe in the stomach every night.
You didn't hit a certain spars anywhere? No, just anywhere in the stomach around the belly button. But, like, the solution is, like, for some whatever reason, it's really painful. Yeah, I think it just stings a lot inside the belly.
I don't poke anything in my belly. No, because it's a ring. You're so reckless. You're just so, like, wild.
Anyways, I was like, okay, you love. Just close your eyes. Do you get scared? I would have.
The first time was stressful, but I got better at it, and I've done it, like, a billion times now. Oh, my God. I literally don't have to do it. I was like, get r.
Study this, because when I get diabetes, you're gonna be doing this to me. Oh, my God. Not a diabetes joke. I thought I did not fly.
What'd you say? Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah, it was almost there.
Almost there. Almost there. Why? You can't even talk about diabetes.
But we're fat. We're like, you can't be weak now. You're working out every week. I mean, good for you.
No, it's very small. It's getting smaller. Why don't you show up on the side? Oh, there are people who want to see it.
Let's see. Wow. Don't say it. Don't be stupid.
Just be normal. Be normal. Wow. You're being stupid.
It looks okay. All right. I think it's good. The fan pack that you wear, that looks like a dude's got.
You're making unattractive pass away. Just be normal with it. Oh, my God. Put your hoodie down.
Now. Put your hood down and show it. Look at that. Yeah, you really are.
Oh. Nine of those people are losing weight. Also be triggering for people. I think that.
Keep going. We gotta draw the line. I'm gonna make fun of diabetes. I'm not making fun of diabetes.
Better person like, ah, you got diabetes. You just might get it. I'm gonna get diabetes at this rate. Yeah, he was like, alcohol Joe.
He would love that. He would love it. Yeah. He had diabetes.
His foot. Seriously. He had surgery. He had, like, foot off, and he died during surgery.
It was like, two days in co. He was, like, losing his foot to die. Yeah, he had here. He couldn't walk on.
It was like. Was he a big guy? Didn't take Care of himself. No, he never did.
And yeah, but he grew closest, like, always about, like, what do I think? He's always like, support. But yeah, he did lose weight towards the end of his life, but, you know, it's a little too late. Yeah.
That's such a funny TikTok you. Maybe almost. That's not right that people bullied you to move to bully you. Love myself.
No. Yeah. Anyways, anyway, about the baby. Thank you.
This is very exciting. Look at how happy you are. Yeah. We were on edge all weekend.
So one week passed and we're like, okay. And then every day past the week was like, okay, no period yet. And then we're like, on Thursday. And then we hit Thursday, we're like.
Usually knows when she's about to appear. She gets sore and stuff. She's like, no period pains or anything. Right?
And I was like, oh. And then so she pees on the stick and keeping these inconclusive. But I was like, you're definitely pregnant, dude. And she was like, super tired, which happens to get pregnant.
Yeah. So she, like, knew. But this was her first time out here on this. Yeah, for sure.
First time finding. For sure. I would do one of those, like, pregnancy surprises, you know, people like baby carrots, baby back ribs, and you'd like guests and like, are you pregnant? Oh, did you do it at first?
No. We together? Yeah. I mean, I think I do like, Q and A.
I'm doing the thing with Moses. I would just be like, hold a baby or something. I don't know what I do. Oh, that'd be.
That would be fine. But I don't think either one. Oh, yeah. Edible babies.
Eat this baby. I ground up this placenta for you, babe. Do you think they make, like, replicas of place. You can find anything online, really.
You can find a real place on. I know a guy. I'll surprise you too, when I get pregnant. That'd be fun.
Yeah. I don't know what I do. I don't know. Did you touch your foot?
No, that was my. I'm sorry. But I like, I just. Yeah.
Just knowing together. I like being upfront about the fertility thing because it is like, something that's not talked about a lot and it's very stressful. You know, when I go to these fertility clinics, they're like, you know, nut in a cup for. Oh, wait, what we mean.
Wait, which part are you confused about? You not in a cup. Yeah, that was what we're doing. We're doing an insemination.
So they were. They took my what's the play? What's my way to put this? My massive load.
Okay. And they. They basically turkey based her with it. How do you.
I think you were talking about, how do you know, like, they don't switch it? I know it's scary or something. I know it's scary, but they said they only do one at a time and you watch it. Are you watching them transfer it?
I would probably watch that. Yeah. Well, Hila asked them and they're like, we've never been asked to do that before. I guess I'm just being superb.
But it's like, I do that and then. And then she comes an hour later and they inseminate her. Like hums. No, she.
I don't think the doctor's making more orgasm. That'd be weird. So she just goes in. They say when you orgasm, you're more fertile.
Like, if you orgasm at the same time, like, you're more fertile. That's why she's never. Wait. So.
Oh, my God, that's so fast. My point is, when I go there, no IVF is like the next level. Wow. Okay.
It's more. Even more invasive, you know? So, like, this is so. I'm happy that this worked, but when you go to this off these fertility office, it's full of young women.
Don't. Eating eggs. No. Who are trying to get pregnant.
Oh, oh, oh, yeah. If you're young, you're not being pregnant probably. But I'm just saying, like, a lot of people are getting pregnant now, like 25 and your fertility goes down. So it's hard.
It's much. It's hard. It's much hard to get pregnant between like 25 and 35 than it is like 18. Yeah.
So it just. People like, think there's something wrong with them, but it's not. It's just people are having babies later in life. Yeah.
It is crazy. I do know so many people praying I want to get pregnant. It's crazy. But it is true.