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EPISODE · Aug 16, 2026 · 1H 35M

Premier League Preview: Five Fans, Zero Objectivity

from Everything But The Cats · host Everything But The Cats

The 2026-2027 Premier League season is almost here, and we are making our predictions! Five fans, five clubs, and absolutely zero objectivity as we preview the upcoming season. Jacob (Tottenham), Josh (Newcastle), Gabe (Arsenal), DJ (Man U), and Gage (Man City) sit down to debate the Premier League title race, transfers, relegation battle, challenges, and season-ending predictions. Who will win the league? Can Arsenal win back-to-back? Are United actually back? How will Newcastle move forward? Will Tottenham battle relegation once again? We are putting our predictions on record so we can come back at the end of the season to laugh or cry about what went wrong. 00:48 - Intro05:17 - Most exciting teams this season11:46 - Least exciting teams15:53 - Dark horse 21:38 - Biggest fraud27:21 - 3-word summary of last season28:49 - What has changed most? 38:44 - Biggest strengths44:10 - Biggest weaknesses55:22 - Realistic transfers59:10 - Who NEEDS to perform? 1:06:14 - Realistic ceiling 1:11:01 - Nightmare scenario 1:17:30 - Genuine predictions 1:21:41 - General league predictions 1:33:23 - Conclusion Everything But the Cats is a variety podcast covering history, Bible topics, science, cryptids, interviews, games, and whatever else we find interesting. Thank you to our friends for our musicJacob Casey: https://open.spotify.com/artist/7E60rnQGYTO65DTkVpe6D9?si=46ylUvAcTmuoXAXqxvf04gAdam Ward: https://www.instagram.com/adamjward1/Jared ScrowtherIf you want to contact us, send us an email at [email protected] find us elsewhere, just go to these links.Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nocatspodYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@NoCatsPodSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1TOoYcuujpulwuIuLdDk7V?si=a09b0e516f7b444bApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/everything-but-the-cats/id1712223606Website: https://everythingbutthecats.com

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