PREMIERE: Hedchef - Upgrade Relief [Hedplace Synthetics]

In a calculated departure from previous release schedules, HEDPLACE SYNTHETICS, INC. gives fair warning to shareholders and interested parties that 4 (FOUR) novel HEDPLACE SYNTHETICS, INC. compounds are to be made available concurrently. Despite best efforts from our chemical, legal and crisis management teams, we have been hitherto unable to control the known issue of loud and unrelenting sonic emissions from HEDPLACE SYNTHETICS, INC. products. As a strategy pivot to minimise effects on our stock price, we are no longer attempting to control these emissions, instead encouraging clients and research teams to simply give in to any sudden or unexpected desires to engage in erratic movements or extended periods of rhythmic exertion. It’s for your own good. Any legislative backlash from regulatory bodies or nation-states will be dealt with as and when they may appear. It is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. As investors and/or shareholders, we entrust that you will keep this information on a need-to-know basis. @hedchef @hedplacesynthetics Buy: https://hedplacesynthetics.bandcamp.com/album/syn003-dynamic-halogen-strength