President Trump Discloses Proof of Alien Life

Oh for f**k’s sake, Trump issued some grand executive directive demanding the Pentagon cough up all its alien files, which sounds exciting until you remember this whole circus was triggered by Obama casually musing on a podcast that space is big and aliens are probably a thing statistically—before immediately walking it back—and Trump, allergic to letting anyone else have a news cycle, responded with a Truth Social post that reads like a late-night infomercial promising the biggest disclosure dump in history, which will almost certainly reveal nothing more thrilling than Cold War spy drones and some birds behaving suspiciously, because every official government report from the Pentagon to NASA keeps coming back with the same cosmic shrug of “zero evidence of extraterrestrial anything,” and yet here we all are, refreshing our feeds like idiots, waiting for the truth that’s been “just around the corner” for seventy goddamn years. 🛸 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit misongrey.substack.com