[PREVIEW] 🎙🧚‍♀️ #057 - Attack of the Clones

The greatest romance in the history of space fantasy......would have to be our Thor Love and Thunder Trailer Spoof. This film is more like How To Lose A Girl In 200+ Creepy Looks And Angry Entitlement And Pro-Dictatorship Declarations Except It Doesn't Work And She Falls Hard For You So Who Replaced Her Brain With Sand?!?? Well It Is Dry And Coarse And Gets Everywhere, Including Inside Padme's Skull Apparently.It's time for... Forbidden love! Secret clone army contracts! Dex's Diner! Locusts who love sport! Christopher Lee's digital stand-in! and of course, Shmi's month-long abduction for the purposes of... err... hey this movie's Made For Kids - they were just giving her an extended time-out.Discussed in this episode:Where are Amidala's parents?Kung Fu PandakinThe 900-year-old VirginThe most rapid growth spurt in cinema since Walter Donovan chose the wrong GrailAcreage ownership on CoruscantSingle-environment planetsThe screenwriting genealogy of clone troopersTick cows? Check.Who should have been cast as Anakin?The dark side of Cliegg LarsPadme's big turn-ons: negging incels, and murderers of not just men, but women and children as a bonus."Wish we had a clone army... oh here's one! Where'd it come from and who made it? Ah, who cares - I'm sure it's not important."Christopher Lee - polyglot stabbing expertHey, check out these exquisite abs before they get all preggers! Oh there's a costume obstructing your view? Not to worry - we have a cat-lizard!R2-D2 putting you in peril, then rescuing you from the peril he put you in. The Threepio-R2 bromance is built on a pillar of psychological manipulation.The real reason Sam Jackson got a purple lightsaberC3PO's Best Man speech9-year-old Anakin's language programming skills, putting Chris Lee to shameLucas' clone army of yes men(if you want to sync it up to the film, we hit PLAY @ 03:19)