Fuck. Smooth as fuck. Like it's bean. You drip bean and you drip feeding it to me. It's so good. We are anti-generative AI, but we are pro AI noise reduction on this new podcast recorder that we got. Yeah, yeah. I mean, imagine generating, getting AI to generate an episode. I'm going to actually go, can you generate an episode outline for HeyFam right now? Get Martin Scorsese and Kojima on the line. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My two favorite pro AI users. Can you give me a podcast rundown in the style of the show HeyFam, including topics and riffs? I asked one to generate a script for like,
to prove a point to my family about like what it would sound like if i used scripts to like generate my my videos and i said do it in the style of levin's online oh wow and it was just it didn't like didn't try and pick anything that i would normally say it was just very much like hey what's up guys got another cool unboxing so it would have just seen like this person is a creator and influencer and this took general language from that without uh it just says we would talk about wait cinema culture old guys young guys ugly winners industry rumors it's like ugly winners Yeah, ugly winners. Prestige, slop, slop, slop, the death of the movie star, the return of the movie star, Sydney restaurants, Melbourne behavior, DVDs, JPEGs, men in hats, women in sunglasses, directors who need their phones taken away, actors who should be allowed to cook, and whether or not any of this counts as criticism. Riffs include one minor celebrity sighting, three incorrect release dates, a full-throated defense of a bad sequel, somebody saying that rocks about something that clearly does not rock, and a 14-minute detour about a guy from a movie neither host has seen in 20 years. That's actually incredible. Holy fuck, it clocked us so good. That's crazy.
I'll send that for the episode notes. Wow. Fucking hell. That's like literally the 20 minute detour about a movie. The episode title will be called We Saw Avengers Doomsday and then we're like, man, what are those Ernest movies? They're just trying to remember the titles. How would it have scraped all 900 episodes? All the dialogue from us. Yeah, right. Yeah, maybe. There's women in sunglasses. That's weird. And they're like, directors who need their phone. It's obviously just pulled descriptions. Then there's some general movie stuff that I feel like is taken from general movies. Yeah. Give me some more.
No, no, let's save it for another week. Yeah, yeah, actually we will need to use generative AI soon. If we were to do a riff on, let's by the end of this episode, obviously yesterday we're in the aftermath. Oh, that's so funny. You have protein called chief. I just saw it. It just says chief protein. I don't do protein shakes anymore, but I think I have to do it soon.
and I have to, part of my like stupid like, oh yeah, shred. Not even shred, no, just my like stubborn mentality is that I have to like eat all of the unwanted protein power from these brands that my wife has tried out and had one serve and be like, ew, no. Oh yeah, you have like, and one of them is Chief. Chief, I would eat it just based on the name. Yes, they were in the aftermath obviously of Charlie XCX's album cover and title. Oh yeah, with music, fashion, film. So there's Scorsese. So by the end of this episode, John Cale. John Cale, Scorsese and Marc Jacobs. Yep. Maybe by the end of this episode we can have our own music, fashion and film. Okay, I love it. I like that. That's a goal for us. But yeah, I'm sure.
Yeah, this is crazy. Riffs included is another one. Hang on. Riffs include one host misremembering the plot of a major franchise, a passionate defense of a movie no one was attacking, several minutes on whether a guy has source or not, an attempt to classify every working actor as pub, airport, or private school. No, that sucks. You've lost the plot. Get rid of it. There's actually a funny one now. Riffs include celebrity publicists, men who love heat, men who think they're in heat, men who have never seen heat, and one deeply unnecessary comparison to what role Vincent Chase would have played in heat.
I mean, that one's kind of okay, but it's also a bit too clever. Like that's, I don't like that. That first one was amazing where it was like women in sunglasses and ugly winners. What does this mean? Have you noticed when I'm listening to a podcast in a car now, it will like use an AI summary to like give a title to what you're currently, what part of the podcast you're listening to. And so for us right now, it would be like AI generative AI riffing. I know when you listen to a show now, it will actually do that automatically. Like it'll quickly scan an episode and give you chapters. Yes. So chapter, I've been listening to.
Oh, fuck. Have you listened to Vansplain lately? The Madonna one? No, I've got to go. It's like my favorite podcast of the year so far. There's one I did. Look, it's already done, the chapters. And I'm like, I've done none of that. Introduction. Ken Burns, Anastasia. It's Jackass. Like, that's crazy. And we're like two hours ago. I haven't even. Yeah. So does it read those titles out for you? It just tells you on a display. This is the name of the chapter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I get that all the time. I'm like, oh, I guess they're going to talk about this now. I mean, it's kind of cool. Those Madonna episodes are out of control. Yeah, I've seen clips. Do you have like any...
love for next two i'm very good friends with still um probably spoke about on the pod i emceed her wedding she was a she is i'd imagine still a huge madonna fan so i got a lot of madonna law and learned about more than just the woman who was in dick tracy and austin power like i knew that part yeah and i yeah but then i learned a lot and i knew that like in the early 90s she was super provocative and had that sex book and i know all about it because i remember like it being like news and my auntie having a copy and it being like oh this is i just remember like salaciousness yeah dick tracy so if you haven't heard bands plays an amazing podcast about what we talked about for sure yeah wastes were ones that host yussi salick is probably my favorite podcaster um and every week of this um madonna like deep dive it's like four hours long episodes and every guest is just like a cool old gay guy yeah i've seen clips of some really good old gay guys um who's like an editor at a fashion magazine or like i'm talking about uh beautiful stranger oh banger um but The second episode goes into the era of Madonna that I guess I'm the most familiar with, which is the late 80s, early 90s. One of my aunties is closer in age to me than she is my mum because my grandparents were extremely Catholic and had eight children. That'll do it. She was in high school when I was in primary school. She still lived with my grandparents. Whenever we'd go over there, I would just go down to Jackie's room and see what cool stuff was there. In the podcast, they get to the erotica and the sex book.
era of Madonna and describing images. Sean Penn's in it, right? The book, maybe? Or was it a movie? No, she got married to Sean Penn. Yeah, I pretty sure there's photos of them in the book. No, no, no. I think there's a movie together. They did like a weird, at home, what's it called? In bed with Madonna. They did like an actual like super badly received movie that they both hated. Was it In bed with Madonna? No, no. It doesn't do with Madonna. It was like a romance. What is In bed with Madonna? That was a thing. But I was like, they're describing their favorite images from the sex book and I know everyone. I'm like, why have I seen all these images? It's really funny. And I called my auntie. I'm like, hey, when I was like eight, did you have Madonna's sex book?
And she's like, yeah, I borrowed it from my friend who had it for about a month. And I was like, I reckon I went down to your room once and just read from cover to cover the Madonna sex book. Yeah. And submitted to memory. Yeah. Okay. So it was called Madonna Truth or Dare in America, but all around the world it was called In Bed with Madonna. Oh, right. Yeah. I remember that. It's a concert. Yeah. I remember that video cover as a kid and being like, what the fuck is Madonna an actor? Like I just knew she was ubiquitous. She was in a movie, she was on the radio, but I've always liked Madonna. I remember also when Ray of Light came out and the huge, huge comeback that everyone was like, oh my God, this is like.
new age trance dance like and being like oh my god she looks she's wearing like jeans and stuff it's crazy she's not wearing like conical breasts it's really cool hearing them talk about that like yeah we like this is an amazing era these songs are amazing but the campness isn't there because she was like a naturalist and i was like this is who i yeah and it was kind of coinciding with her what's her the religious thing she was a part of maybe she still is um so first she was part of like she's you know very influenced by her catholic upbringing and then now she's yeah it's like yeah i forget the name but i remember that was like the ray of light introduction and they talk about how like down bad pop culture as a whole in the 90s was for like eastern oh yeah influences 100 from like gwen stefani's bindi to yeah yeah yeah george harrison died for that yeah i remember i also remember rain was a big song when i was like six or seven i really like that so that's from erotica and i love the album after it which is called bedtime stories it has her second last number one single of all ever which is music music's amazing yeah um but uh uh take a bow i know take a bow just and i hadn't heard it in so long and so i've been going back and like listening to these songs that because i think a very important part of my upbringing was every single saturday morning i would wake up at five in the morning so i could watch the entire rage top 50 and i was just like
I just had an encyclopedic knowledge of how many weeks this song had been in the top 10. I was just saying, I remember being so excited when it would get to number three. Because I'd be like, well, what's two in one? And then you could tell what one was based on two. Yeah, exactly. And you'd be like, oh, this one again? Chumpa Wumba's still? Remember the era where Last Kiss was number one for like...
eight months and there's just no video? Yes. For me, the biggest moment was when Macarena was finally number two. After like eight weeks at number one. What beat it? No, what beat it was a song I'd never ever heard before. It was Wannabe by The Spice. Oh, I remember that. Who are these guys? It was such a massive moment. That's like a classic one take video, isn't it? Remember they were in a house and it's just like... It's a brilliant video, yeah. I actually remember that because the Macarena one, there was two Macarena. There was two Macarena's. There was two Macarena's. There was two Ain't Nobodies. There was so many songs. She was crazy back then.