*Preview* Trashfuture Presents: Balthasar Speedboat

This week's bonus episode of Trashfuture is actually a pilot of sorts -- it's a comedy show we've assembled featuring an ensemble cast of Milo, Riley, Olga Koch, Pierre Noveille, Alex Kealy, and a few bits from Nate as well. It's a show about how to feel the snow in a sensual way, assigned names for criminals, Dilbert-esque porn banter, Adam Sandler's comedic oeuvre, and Nate discussing a repressed memory about a German magazine he read as a kid that depicted a very silly dog. If you want to hear the whole thing, sign up at the $5 Patreon tier or higher: https://www.patreon.com/posts/23099008 Also: you can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/. Here are some new slogans we recommend: 'Dragon dick energy', 'What if your phone was the cops', and '"Truly, we live in a society," -Brendan O'Neill'