Previously Patreon-only! The Black Dahlia - Season 5, Episode 13

Send us Fan MailOriginally a coveted Patreon-only treasure from June 2023, we're exhuming this body of evidence for all to examine. We're lifting the velvet rope, inviting everyone to this VIP mystery party, and delivering it to your ears earlier than usual this week!On today's autopsy table of mysteries, we’re serving up a smorgasbord of macabre morsels that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about true crime. Were the Black Dahlia and Cleveland Torso murders more than just a series of gruesome coincidences? Did Elliott Smith secretly pull the strings of the Los Angeles mob from beyond the grave? Is Jerry Lewis actually alive and working as Ned Beatty's butler? We'll slice into outrageous theories and maybe even cut a phantom telethon in half.Our crack team of professional amateur sleuths leaves no stone unturned in our quest for the truth. We'll go out on a limb – or should we say, torso – to bring you the most bizarre theories out there. Remember: in show business, it's not what you know, it's who you dismember!Will we solve these mysteries once and for all? Probably not, but we guarantee you'll have a killer time joining us on this madcap adventure through the more gruesome side of history. Along the way, we'll share our own paranormal experiences, update you on everyone's least favorite transracial icon Rachel Dolezal, and warn you about the dangers of murderous redheads.Don't miss this rare opportunity to dive into content previously reserved for our most dedicated supporters. It's like stumbling upon an unmarked grave in a forgotten cemetery – thrilling, slightly unsettling, and guaranteed to unearth some buried secrets!***Warning: This episode may be too raunchy for our regular stream, so listen with caution! We dive into some detailed discussions about lady bits right off the bat, so maybe save this one for when the kids aren't around. Side effects may include uncontrollable nervous laughter, a tendency to see conspiracies in your breakfast cereal, and a sudden interest in vintage telethons and mysterious packages. Consume at your own risk – just like that glass of wine we definitely didn't spill while recording! Music and additional effects sourced from Fesliyan, Pixabay and Freesound (public domain/CC0). 💙 Mental Health Matters 💙It’s okay to not be okay. If you’re struggling, you’re not alone, and help is available.📞 U.S. National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: Dial 988 📞 Canada Talk Suicide Service: 1-833-456-4566 📞 Crisis Text Line: Text HOME to 741741 (U.S. & Canada) 📞 International Resources: findahelpline.comPlease take care of yourselves, and if you need support, don’t hesitate to reach out. 💙