The Throuple Made Them Do It: Heart Eyes

This week on Prime Cuts, we’re talking Heart Eyes (2025) — a Valentine’s Day slasher that mixes rom-com charm with masked-killer chaos. When the “Heart Eyes Killer” targets couples in Seattle, marketing exec Ally and her suspiciously charming coworker Jay find themselves fighting for their lives… and maybe catching feelings along the way. It’s self-aware, fast-paced, and packed with holiday-themed carnage. Does it reinvent the genre? No. Is it a fun seasonal watch? Absolutely.