Pris Turns 48: Birthday Bashes, Club Eden, and the Gang Bang She Asked For Out Loud

It was Priscilla's 48th birthday weekend, and this woman did NOT come to play… well, actually, she absolutely came to play. And kiss strangers. And organize an impromptu gang bang over sushi. You know, normal birthday stuff. In this episode, Adam and Pris give you the full, unfiltered recap of what went down over one wild weekend in San Antonio — from cozy pizza nights at Via 313 to morning coffee at Arthur's in King William, birthday brunch at Alamo Biscuit Company, and a night at Club Eden that nobody who was there is going to forget anytime soon. Here's a taste of what you're getting into: Friends flew in from Florida, Arizona, Houston, Dallas, and Corpus — and every single one of them said Club Eden was the best swinger club they'd ever been to. Pris casually announced at the sushi dinner table that she wanted a gang bang for her birthday. Like a normal person. Adam confesses his social anxiety was absolutely roaring the whole drive down — and how it took a full hour to shake it off once they got to the club. The legendary loot bags Pris handcrafted with lube, condoms, Tums, Advil, Wisps, mini makeup blenders, and custom Cricut labels reading "Slut Stuff" and "Hot Girl Glam Bag." Custom Mylar balloons printed with the Beyond Monogamy logo. Because of course. 200 jello shots, multiple flavors, courtesy of their friends David and Mary. You read that right. Two. Hundred. Their friend Ray showed up with a wand and proceeded to make Pris squirt in front of a crowd within minutes. Pris requested her birthday wish out loud and got it. Full details inside. Adam got slapped in the face mid-session by a friend who's heard the "don't touch without permission" episode one too many times. The birthday lap dance situation — including Adam admitting he is not great at it. Door Dash Whataburger at 2am. A Whataburger Junior with bacon and cheese. Pris was half asleep when she ordered it and knocked out before her milkshake was even gone. This one is warm, funny, sexy, and a little chaotic in the best way possible. If you've ever wondered what it looks like when a lifestyle couple throws a birthday party that doubles as a swinger event — this is it. Full transparency, zero filters, and a whole lot of love for the people who showed up. Mentioned in this episode: Via 313 Pizza (Austin area) Alamo Biscuit Company — San Antonio Arthur's Coffee — King William District, San Antonio Club Eden — San Antonio Spunk Lube (episode sponsor) Forbidden Fruit — Austin (episode sponsor) Fiesta San Antonio & Tejano Fanfare South by Southwest (also happening that weekend in Austin) Coming up on Beyond Monogamy: Swingers 101 Workshop — March 29th, 6–8pm at Forbidden Fruit in Austin. Visit forbiddenfruit.com/workshops for tickets. Texas Desires Hotel Takeover — Weekend of April 11th. Only a few rooms left! Check the Events tab at www.beyond-monogamy.com. For all episodes, video clips, guest bios, blogs, the events tab, merch, and the 100% anonymous Beyond Monogamy Confessional, visit www.beyond-monogamy.com. If you loved this episode, please like, subscribe, share, and leave us a review on Spotify or Apple Podcasts — it means the world to us and helps more people find the show. We'll see you next week. 🎂