Pro Deo et Patreon | Liturgy Guys Rap

Pro Deo et Patreon   Never thought I’d podcast ’bout the liturgy Never thought I’d broadcast ’bout these mysteries Told Chris I wrote this rap and he’s proud of me What’s your favorite word D-Mac? Ontology!   VS1 First up is my dog D-Mac He loves pie crust you can feed’em that He’s a church architecture lovin’ maniac Been here since the Institute began   Then we got Chris he’s a liturgy expert He was our student now he’s a professor You should see this man give one of his lectures He can quote documents with zero conjecture   Denis and Chris are a one-two punch You just missed Kevin ’cause he went to lunch No, I never thought I’d love this liturgy stuff But look me now I soak it up like a sponge   Making this show’s been a great opportunity Hearing the guys share their knowledge so beautifully I’m such a nerd now, what did they just do to me? I can now quote Tra le sollecitudini   VS2 “Liturgy is boring…I’m snoring…it needs to cease” “Maybe you should wake me up right before the kiss of peace” These are real things people say ’bout the liturgy I’m sitting here thinking to myself, “are you kidding me!?”      When you sit in God’s house act polite Make sure your heart’s pure and contrite These aren’t my rules these are facts, alright? If you don’t trust me ask an acolyte   I pray brethren that you just remain seated Until this sentence of mine’s done and completed Holding hands for our Lord’s prayer is so unneeded I just told my friend that and he’s now retreated   There’s so much to know and familiarize So many people just politicize Our only goal is to revitalize We are the best we’re the Liturgy Guys!   VS3 St. Thomas was a hesitant blok­­­e Touched the wounds of Christ, was a real slow poke Don’t get incensed, holy smokes You really need to learn to take a liturgy joke   Shout out to our Patreon friends We thank you time and time again We pray for all you women and men In saecula saeculorum Amen!   It’s all about the bride and the bridegroom A church is a church not a living room I want grace poured like a typhoon If you don’t like chant, there’s the cry room   Liturgy renewal… now that’s a forecast Come to our school… now that you’re steadfast Suddenly we’re cool? … Now that we broadcast?