This is liver dye. Well, this is the future liver dye. I've traveled back in time to warn you all of the dire consequences that have unfolded in the future. It starts this Saturday when the four guys have an awesome interview with Sean Forney.
It goes really well. The social media explodes all over it. The media starts covering the fandom of four guys, things get wild. We all start hailing hydro on Jimmy Kimmel and Cohen O'Brien.
And then the new government steps in, afraid of us geeks, the new president and his cabinet took steps to contain us. The Geek Registration Act was signed by a bunch of old farts who could barely pee standing up. We thought it was just a warning shot, a joke of sorts, but things got worse. Much worse.
After an awesome incident where geeks of the world united during a presidential gala and picketed the Geek Registration Act, dressed as characters from the Matrix, the fossils inside enacted a no-geeks zone in every city across the country. Comic shops and hot topics were shuttered overnight. Seven leavens had to stop selling slurpies. All socks and underwear had to be black or white.
Marvel and DC were banned words. This forced all the fun underground until the raids started. We're constantly on the move now. So was hiding out in Canada.
Others pretending to blend in topside. The world is a bleak place now. Heat my warning fellow humans. Change this future.
Stand united and make the world laugh with joy. Don't let the figureheads control your world. My energy cue was about to expire. You need to listen to this message from Bob McCloud and remember, be good to each other and stay awesome.
This is Bob McCloud talking right now with four guys in a comic. So I think you'd like it. I think you should give a try. I certainly enjoyed it.
So hope you'll give him a shot.