PRONOUN_HUMAN #34 (HAPPY MUTHATURKIN' THANKSGIVING, DEER ASS NAMIN' GAME & MORE ALIEN SHIZZ)

Join the pronoun _ human crew as they delve into the first story of Thanksgiving. Was Christopher Columbus a pretty cool dude who just wanted to party or was he a dick. Join us on trying to uncover the true origins and whereabouts of the deer anus obsessed species classifier of the whitetail deer. Was it Charles Manson or some other eccentric cult leader that thought he was the king of the world because he was able to make a distinction between the color around a deer's booty hole. Regardless of if you're having an amazing or not so great Thanksgiving it's okay because without one range of emotions the other side of the spectrum would be unidentifiable by comparison. You need bad holidays to have good holidays so just know that it's just a running tally that maybe next year years will be good in the person who had a great one this year will be horrible that's just all part of being human and trying to uncover the workings of our universe to just live more efficiently and legitimately with those around us. Whether your idea of the holiday is receiving a blanket filled with smallpox or measles or murdering somebody for the nutmeg if you're putting in your pumpkin pie or just thankful to be in a better place than you have been in the past making this whatever kind of holiday during the winter months what people are lonely they want some of the cuddle with and there aren't so many people out there worth cuddling with their sharing your life with a lot of them are just drunk hos and you got to take what you can get sometimes happy thanksgiving. Love each other cultivate that self love and realize you're more important than the makeup you put on your face and the holes you have in your body. I Love everybody just the same.