Prospector’s Prime Cuts 07/17/2026 – Cyclospora Excuses, inTEXTicated, Customer Survey Rant & Go or No Go

Missed this morning’s Prospector Show on ROCK 107? Catch up with Prospector’s Prime Cuts, your daily recap of the funniest moments from NEPA’s morning radio show. On today’s episode: • Cyclospora Excuse Generator — thanks to the latest food poisoning headlines, Prospector comes up with some very creative excuses for why you're running late... or running anywhere. • inTEXTicated — the drunken texts you forgot you sent, but your friends definitely didn't. • Prospector’s Rant — enough with the customer surveys! Prospector explains why every purchase, every phone call, and every interaction doesn't need to end with a request to "rate your experience." • Go or No Go — your guide to what's happening around NEPA this weekend and whether it's worth getting off the couch. • Prospector’s Yambag of the Week • Plus more weird, funny, and completely unnecessary moments from the show. Stay caught up on Northeast PA radio, listener stories, weekend events, comedy bits, and the daily nonsense you might have missed on the Prospector Show.