Prospector's Prime Cuts 08/27/2026 – Dog Years Are a Lie, Toilet Paper Prices, Celebrity Death Myth & “Lar Dos” Prank Call

Missed this morning’s Prospector Show on ROCK 107? Catch up with Prospector’s Prime Cuts, your daily recap of the funniest moments from NEPA’s morning radio show. On today’s episode: • Your Whole Life Is a Lie — remember being told that one dog year equals seven human years? Yeah... that's bunk. We destroy another perfectly good piece of knowledge you've been carrying around since childhood. • Your Toilet Paper Could Be Getting More Expensive — a trade war with Canada could mean higher prices for toilet paper in the U.S. Of all the places for international diplomacy to hit us, apparently it's coming for the bathroom. • Famous People DO NOT Die in Threes — Prospector has ranted about this for years, and he's doing it again. Why are we so determined to find a pattern every time celebrities die close together? We get into our love of patterns, the Rule of Three, and the confirmation bias that keeps this myth alive. • Prospector’s Prank Call — a guy joins a recreational basketball league and learns that everybody gets a funny nickname on the back of their jersey. Prospector has already picked his: “Lar Dos.” Sounds innocent enough... until you say it out loud. • Prospector’s Yambag of the Day • Plus more weird, funny, and completely unnecessary moments from the show. Stay caught up on Northeast PA radio, prank calls, celebrity myths, everyday absurdity, listener laughs, and the daily nonsense you might have missed on the Prospector Show.