Protect Your Checks

The first drunk podcast. But we aren’t really drunk. We just ate like mules. We podcast after an epic 10 course meal with wine pairings in Toronto. P Diddy is once again a guest on the show. Relaxed drug laws in Portugal. Nersin is absolutely shocked. But this is no news for Daveed and P Diddy. Is legalizing crime the way to reduce crime rates? Of course it is as there is less crime to report on. But what about the ancillary crimes. They must go down too. Not many countries have the balls to legalize drugs. Barack Obama takes a selfie at the Nelson Mandela memorial. Daveed asks us if we’d sleep with Michelle Obama. It’s a unanimous decision. Find out what it was. P Diddy drops a bomb and introduces us to the tweet about Africa heard around the world. By now everyone in the twitterverse knows the name Justine Sacco. Where is she now? I hope she’s okay. We all deserve a second chance. Did she ever recover from her twitter debacle? Gilbert Gottfried should take P Diddy’s advice when he says to protect your checks. Gilbert Gottfried got fired for not abiding by Aflac’s code of conduct clause. The jokes he tweeted during the Tsunami might have been too soon. If he said those jokes on the stage he likely would have received barrels of laughter from the audience. A crazy tradition to shoot your machine gun during a wedding leads to horror. Who knew? Lululemon stock drops because the CEO told everyone what he was thinking. Why do women get so pissed off over the “f” word. Daveed has a genius strategy for getting a rise out of women and it involves the Bachelor or Bachelorette tv series. That series is not reality tv because the situations aren’t real. Try paying some bills while dating the woman and working full time rather than riding a horse in Tuscany. Kanye West and Kim Kardasian. Enough said. What’s the deal with Bruce Jenner and Jersey Shore? 13 foods that had a good year. We learn what pour over coffee is. Kim Chi had a good year but she’s not a woman. What’s up with coconut water? Daveed says it doesn’t taste good at all but somehow it made the list. The smell of leather and smoke smells like butt love. We talk about whether or not we’d do anal. The space between your balls and your bum is called the causif. Why Cosmopolitan and Men’s Health are the same magazine. Prison Sex and Stinkfist. Balls deep is good. Daveed is craving a grilled cheese sandwich after the epic 10 course meal. Which would you rather have? Best food ever or best orgasm ever? This one gets controversial. Grandpa dies minutes before experiencing the threesome his grandson won for him. Grandson inherits the threesome. Michelle Obama is pissed about Barack’s selfie opportunity. Barack Obama is having a blast at Mandela’s memorial and gets grief for it. There’s no place in this world for a selfie. Daveed takes his first and last selfie ever, before selfie was even a term. Crazy drunk girl story leads to this selfie. Would Ronda Rousey be able to kick a man’s ass? TRT in UFC, how is it legal? Alistair Overeem before and after steroids. Steven Seagal is a badass who taught Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida how to throw the most vicious front kick to the face the world has ever seen. Yet, he’s never thrown a kick in a single movie he ever made. Ronda Rousey vs a man baby debate continues and it gets heated up. The post Protect Your Checks appeared first on Squeels and Wheezies Podcast.