Welcome, everybody. I know you missed us. We missed you, too. Today is March 6th.
Boy, I'll tell you what, the time is moving on by. I feel like we're just going to be dead pretty soon here. Do you fear death, Eddie? No, no fear of death.
I will be like, well, you know, it's no problem. That's good. That's wise. Thank you, Eddie.
I appreciate that. No problem. Eddie says to death, no problem. Today's episode is sponsored by Gamer Supps and Honey.
Thank you so much. We love him so much. Thank you to our beautiful sponsor. Eddie's back with us.
Thanks for coming out again. No problem. Anytime. I love it.
We actually have a special project for Eddie today. And Mr. Beast, as you know, is under attack. Oh, yeah.
His chocolate displays at Walmart, people have been messing up. And Jimmy, a.k.a. Mr. Beast, has put out a call on Twitter for people to please, if they're in Walmart, just clean up his display.
And since he's done that, people have said, no, F you, Jimmy. I'm going there and messing up your display. And as the war drums sound, and you being the expert of Walmart, we're going to send you out there with Cam to guard, to protect the chocolate displays, to make sure that nobody messes with it. They stay clean.
That sounds like a plan, man. I like that plan, and I can do that. It's possible. It's possible.
We can do this. I like your can-do attitude. Man the barricades. And so, that's exciting.
Very much looking forward to that. Today, actually, I want to honor you a little bit, Eddie. You've got a great TikTok here. You've got a banger.
Hey, Eddie. What happens when Eddie meets Eddie? So this year, Eddie, who's what? Wide wide world of sports are you doing outside without a shirt on?
My name is Eddie, also. I will take off my shirt if you would take yours on. My name is Eddie, just like your name is Eddie. And you said you'd take your shirt off if I took my shirt off.
So I'm going to do that. I'm Eddie, so take your shirt off, too. So what am I going to do? Hey, Eddie, I got my shirt off because I'm Eddie, like you.
So we both have our shirts on. Yeah, we both have our shirt off because we're both Eddies. We're both Eddies. Wow, dude.
This is a masterpiece. So is this some random guy? Yeah, I just thought I was walking my dog, and I had no idea he was going to be so energetic and willing to do it and give me all the energy and attention. Eddies are good people.
Yeah. Also, I had to ask you something. A lot popped up since you've been on the show. Lots of people spotting you in movies, shows.
Here's what I absolutely had to ask you about. I have an old friend, Trisha Paytas. I used to do a show with her. Oh, yeah.
What Dreams Are Made Of music video. We spotted you in the crowd. Oh, my gosh, Ethan. That is incredible.
Do you remember this? Oh, yes. I was really into it because I liked that song, and I thought she did a great job. She was impeccable.
She kind of was better than the original Hilary Duff. Wow. And I really got energetic, and I started being really into it. Good job.
Was it a long day? Did they mistreat you on set? Well, they do kind of drag on a long time, and you've got to sit there, and there is some down time, but we had fun, and there was a lot of good music to listen to, and so we had a good time. Right.
Do you remember that they had a nice craft service? Yeah, they had good craft service and a nice meal, so I had a good time. I'm actually impressed she did it pretty official, because this was like an official sad guild role for you, right? Yeah.
Whereas a dark man doesn't do that. That's right. Okay. Takes that 5%.
That's her sister. Oh. She was, yeah. It's hard to explain.
I'm sorry. That's just incredible. Also, somebody found, while we're on the topic of Eddie, some acting credentials. Wow.
This is your resume? This is your resume? Yes. Improvisational, we know that.
Improvisational, long form, we know that. Uh-huh. BMX? Yeah, I probably did some BMX mountain biking videos or something.
Are you prepared to ride a BMX bike right now? Yeah. Really? Mountain biking, okay.
Aerobics, that's pretty general. Disco dancing? Yeah. Really?
Pop and lock? I gotta see that. Oh, that's really not in my forte. Wait, is this not?
Somebody must have made this up here for me. Okay, all right, I see. I see what they're trying. Yeah, well, okay.
Make me more sporty or, you know. Apparently, this is your listed skills. Why is it not? These are acting skills.
I don't know if this is from some kind of acting bio? Yeah, it could have been from maybe an acting bio or a website where they hire actors, so they wanted you to have some athletic skills just in case. Got it. So we can't do any of this stuff here?
Probably not. I can do the aerobics or step aerobics or any kind of things like that. Right, and that's okay. Well, let's get on to some stories here.
We've got a great show planned for you guys, and then eventually you guys are going to take off to Walmart because there is a war happening. So we've got child influencers getting some legal protection. We're fixing this mic here. Thank you, baby.
Yeah, just extra. Thank you so much. Thank you. We've got all kinds of good stuff.
Let's just start from the top. We've got here, you know, the quarter in Jeremy. He's in his basement. That's what he's known for.
Oh. And he's actually been having a total meltdown on Twitter. It's actually pretty interesting. Although I've heard some people, Dan, saying that it was a goof and that he's trying to, like, goof on libs or something, like taking the bait.
I don't know. Seems like he's trying pretty hard to burn the bridge. Cordering has gone completely nuclear. He's an enemy of the show.
Uh-oh. Yeah. Cordering has gone completely nuclear and is claiming to reveal the truth about his far-right colleagues being closeted homosexuals or sexually obsessed with trans people. He claims to expose Elijah Schaefer, Jack Posobiec.
How do you say that? Posobiec? I don't know. And Mike Cernovich.
You know, I don't have a hard time believing that. He's talking about conservatives who are, like, very bigoted and homophobic being closeted themselves. That happens, right? So, Jordan White says, yes, the harsh truth is that many are cocksmokers.
That's vulgar. GigaChat, IndiePorn, Jack Murphy. The Cordering said, yep, wife, cheater, fake, religious, trans, cock lovers. That's just...
Jesus. Why so vulgar, bro? I don't understand how this would be satire of... It's not.
Yeah. It doesn't really add up. Basically irrefutable. But maybe, I don't know.
I'd be a comedic genius and it's so beyond our comprehension. That's impossible. I like on one hand what's happening here in that the Cordering is burning the bridges with all of his potential allies. And then at the same time, like, I fucking hate him and he's just going to be so isolated.
I like that for him. All he's going to have left is his wife and she's going for pizza. He's going, yeah. My wife went out for pizza without me.
He says, I hung out with these people. Why did he flip on them so hard? Like, what happened to the Cordering? Does anyone know what took them off?
I really don't. It's the minutiae of their slap vices is lost on me a lot of the time. Wait, why does it say paid? What does that mean?
Is that a new Twitter thing? The fuck? I don't know. They're changing things every day.
You know it was like broken all morning. Yeah, I heard that. Like, no links, no images. Elon must have been doing a good job over there.
I'm sweaty. I'm fat. I'm overweight. Yeah, we know.
Kat responds to him and says, can you prove it? Excuse me if I don't believe you just because you say so. Prove it instead of just claiming. He says he wrote a whole article about sucking trans cock.
Do people not do an ounce of research? I don't. He's in the weeds. That's what I'm saying.
It's like it's so in the weeds. I'm deep undercover. Mike Cernovich loves trans cock. He says it.
Don't get me wrong, right? Mike Cernovich is an absolute psychopath. Yeah, he's a weirdo. But I'm not sure that's the ultimate insult that somebody loves trans cock.
Well, in their world, that is. Yeah, I guess if they're transphobic. But he's really, he's putting it all out there. Laying on the line.
Loads of right-wing commentators are either closeted gays. I can't imagine this man can actually maintain a marriage. That makes no sense to me that he's remained married. Why do you care?
I guess I don't really care. I just, it makes me wonder because he seems so dysfunctional. I knew something was up. That's what I, yeah, that's what we're all here kind of thinking.
Oh, the Mexican Tana said, thank you for the note. She said, lunch is on me today. Love you all so much. The Mexican Tana?
The Mexican Tana. Shut up. Thank you so much, Mexican Tana. Lunchtime.
Iron Conchales. Hey, guys, this is my wife's Jojo's birthday. She's turning 27. We're both longtime viewers.
Really fond of your videos. We're going to love to get a birthday. Shout out. There's an extension that can show you who paid for the Twitter Blue.
That's awesome. Oh, that's clever. Because I do think people need to be shamed for that. I don't think it's adequate that you have to hover over.
How do you feel about people paying for Twitter Blue? I think it's wrong because, you know, it's not real. And then, you know, a lot of times they're promoting their Twitter feed by doing that. And why should they have to pay for that?
They should just be able to be popular on their own. Like, look, you did great and you didn't have to pay people to watch it. I didn't pay anybody nothing. I didn't pay nobody nothing.
That's right. Oh, Zach doesn't like that. Zach actually doesn't. Use the Twitter Blue subscriber.
Shut up. Yeah, but Zach's okay being in there. Maybe too, right? Yeah, I'm your brother.
The fans love you, Ethan, and they wanted you to, because they are making you, you know, their loyal friends. And they didn't ask you that you had to pay them to watch you. They love you. Well, I don't pay them.
I pay Twitter. That's right. Right, but this is the same thing. Thank you.
So this is all pretty exciting. The trans are quartering. He's having a total meltdown, and I love to see it, you know. What is his videos like on his channel during this time when he's having, like, a complete collapse?
Usually he talks about it, but this was just last night, right? Yeah, this is from this morning. I mean, early this morning. Yeah, he's still sleeping.
He's sleeping. He's not the hangover right now. He's sleeping. Or he might be doing a booting rally, getting ready for a later.
The modern, he says, the modern right wing is completely trolled by psyops. They are worse NPCs than the left. It makes you mad that unfollowed. If you can't see the obvious, then I can't help you.
Base take, actually. I couldn't agree more. Most of these pundits love cock. Okay, now that, like, now that's my pants off.
They love drugs, and they love cheating on their spouses. That actually seems about right on the nose. Yeah. You want to get mad at me?
You want to spurg out in my comments, but I've seen it all. Bro, this is why I know he's lying. I've hung out with these people. Nobody's hanging out with the quartering.
When have you ever seen anybody inviting, interacting, being with the quartering in person? He's 100% lying. Like, genuinely, finding a picture of the quartering. Literally, the only thing I can think of is those old videos of him doing the claw machines.
But that was like a decade ago. Everything else is in his basement. I would assume there's probably some evidence of that. Right, well, that's exactly what we're saying.
Let's see. Here's the most recent upload. Dr. Anthony Fauci has finally caught red-handed.
He's going to jail, dude. He's going to jail. Is he in an SS uniform or something? What is he wearing?
No, I think that might be a Russian uniform, actually. Because he's a communist. Oh, so he's a Russian stooge? Yeah, he's like a Russian soldier.
Like a World War II Russian soldier. Oh, wow. Oh, no. Chris Rock destroys Will Smith.
Fake woke corporations. Chris Rock torches Wokeness and Will Smith. I wouldn't say he torches Wokeness. I actually watched it.
It was a good special. I really wanted to see what Chris had to say about the Will Smith thing. Oh, yeah. And it was the first time he talked about it.
It was on Netflix. I thought he did. You liked it? I've been saying it get a lot of flack.
I like the part about Will Smith. Okay. Well, what's the flack that he... That he's washed up and not funny?
Because he was doing, like, anti-woke stuff. I haven't washed up, though. I don't know. I mean, he does...
I don't know when these comedians are going to learn. His opening line was, like, Everybody's going to be getting triggered tonight. And it's like, please. I don't think Chris Rock's done a special in decades.
And so, like, he didn't get the opportunity to get to, you know, sink his teeth into that. But you guys got to drop that. It's just not it. It's just so washed up.
Yeah, that sentiment was ever funny. It's definitely not anymore. Maybe it was funny for, like, a quarter of a second back in, like, 2007. When, like, the word trigger was a deep cut.
Yeah. I'm going to. Yeah, I'm seeing the chat. I turned it off right away.
Can't listen to old men talk about woke anymore. Yeah, exactly. Okay, so it wasn't as bad as, like, Chappelle's in terms of, like, I personally just really wanted to hear what he said about Will Smith. And that part was why I was watching it.
I thought that part was good. Because he really went in on it, which I appreciated. For sure. You know.
But it's funny that they say go woke, go broke. But all these guys are definitely washed up and making the worst content they ever have. I'm sure it got paid well, though. Oh, yeah.
So it was, like, actually a live stream. Yeah. Yeah, they did a live stream on Netflix with, like, a pre-show and an after-show. The whole thing was, like, three plus hours.
That's interesting. Stupid specials is better, but it's cool that they're doing that. And he kept saying that he, all these years, that he was a fan of Will Smith's and there were buddies and he kept talking about how great Will Smith is. And, you know, he didn't expect that just because he said that one time on an Academy Awards with billions of people watching that Will Smith would, you know, attack him like that.
But I think there was friction before that time. He was dissing his wife a few times before that. He does address that, but he's like, dude, it was just, like, some stupid jokes. He had a really funny joke.
He goes, now I used to watch emancipation and root for Will Smith. And now I watch emancipation and I go, hit him again, Matt. God, that's rough. That's it?
Come on, that's funny. Yeah, he claims there wasn't beef prior in the special. He says that Jada got mad because Will wasn't nominated for a concussion. And then he says, so Will gave me a concussion.
And Jada, he never really defended Jada as much as he needed to prior to the Academy Awards. There was times when Will Smith didn't defend his wife and so she was getting on him to make sure to defend her at that time or any time, you know. And she probably was, it was built up that she wanted him to defend her. For a few times that maybe other comedians had talked about her alopecia.
I just, yeah. I don't want, we don't need to rehash. This is like well-trotted ground, but I just don't think, guys, don't tell me Red Button. That's what he said.
I was telling his job. I didn't use any slurs or anything. He fucking fucks, Matt. I'm going to, okay?
Yeah, I thought his bit about the, about it was fine. Okay, thank you. Listen, I didn't say that. When I watch, when I watch Emancipation, I just sit in silence and reverence and I'm constantly crying throughout the whole movie.
That's how I do it. You sit your white ass down and you listen. I sit, exactly. I sit my white ass down and I feel guilty and sad.
Actually, I haven't seen this movie, to be totally honest. It's got shit reviews, though. I don't even remember this movie. It's from 2000.
It was last year? Yeah. Did you see that, lady? It was 46 on Ron Tinnitus.
Even the audience gave it 55. You knew that was like an Oscar date. He's like, yeah, Emancipation. You like it.
Yeah, it was okay. Yeah, it was okay. There it is. Eddie says it was okay.
It was okay. It's not my joke, people. I told you I cry when I watch it. I guess not.
I do Hail Mary. What do you call it? Hail Mary's? What do you call it?
Self-flagulation. I self-flagulate when I watch it. Not in reference to slavery, but in reference to how people atone for their sins. You know what I'm talking about?
Medieval kind of thing. Thank you. I played a basketball player on the original Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. You did?
In several episodes, I was the basketball player, and I got to dribble ball next to Alfonso Rubiero and Will Smith. We were doing their prep school basketball, and it was fun to work on. He was really cool to be a rising star at that time. That's fun.
That's exciting. I got to work on Enemy of the State and a few other of his movies. So you guys are friends, practically. Yeah, he was a cool guy.
He was recently on the show with David Letterman or Jay Leno where he talked about Hollywood, and he was coming from the comedy store and telling everybody how much he loved Hollywood right before the Academy Awards. Hold the phone. We have a picture of you in Fresh Prince. Oh, yeah.
Wait, which one are you? Well, they were the prep school kids, and then I was one of the people. You're not in this photo. But I'm not in that photo.
But those were the days where I was in the show. The guy whose face is covered? That could be me. You think that could be you?
No, the one behind the guy. This is you. There you are. I think so.
If you scroll down. I was in a car with that guy, too, in between when we had lunch, and I had to take him. We had a lot of downtime, so we went to eat lunch for some reason when we went on location or in the studio or in the park. And I remember having to be with one of these people.
I got this close-up. Do you remember this moment? Yeah. You don't want me, man.
You've done it all. It really is incredible. And then I played a football player on Polk High for Married with Children for several episodes where I got to be in a football uniform. What haven't you done?
By the way, this is Cordring's latest thumbnail. He is so fucking insane. Like, literally, they're just telling the story as it was written, right? Yeah, that story is the gay gender, dude.
They're doing a faithful retelling of the story. Fucking hell. Are you caught up on that? No, I didn't watch the new one yet.
Was it good? Did you watch it? Nope. I think Ian did, right?
Yeah, it's good. Ian's been, he's obsessed. I love the show, too. It hasn't missed for me yet.
No. I have not watched Attack on Titan yet, A.B. Me neither. I was almost in tears.
It was so good. I'm going to, though. I'm going to. I'm going to.
Definitely going to. It took the wind out of my sails when this still isn't the last block of episodes. I don't know why they're doing it like this. It's been the final season for three or four years now.
Yeah. And it's not even an exaggeration. It's crazy. It's funny.
Yeah, seriously. Well, Cordring says, lots of panic in my DMs. Don't care. Can't wait for tomorrow's live at 9 a.m.
We, us too, but I haven't seen that. Wait, is it in his live tab? Could be live. I mean, three days ago.
That's his much recent live. Oh, this is good. I think he is leaving off a hangover. Yeah, the new fat man bad just dropped.
Let's see it. I gained a lot of weight in my life, and since I gained weight, people have been calling me fat a lot. Oh, you don't look fat to me. You look nice and thin for him.
You look fat at all. Thanks, man. I appreciate you saying that. Well, anyway, look what this person said.
Layla Helpern. Look at this shit. Has inspired me and really helped me. If it wasn't for him, I'd probably be vaccinated, boosted, I'd probably be a crazy feminist and married to a beta male by now.
I mean, come on. Me? I'm the poster boy, beta male? I think I look quite dashing in that photo, to be totally honest.
Wow, we look like brothers, Ethan. I mean, I see your brother. We sure do. Yeah, we sure do.
We do look like a brother. This person, H3H Lord, he thinks that you were in the room when they were born. Wow. Is that possible?
Could be. I was in the room when they were born. Playing an extra. Oh, yeah.
One of the nurses. I mean, dude, I'm that really fucked on TikTok. I think that might be TikTok enemy number one. No, thank you.
Thanks for your love. My brother had inspired me and really helped me. It wasn't for him. I was vaccinated, boosted.
I love that. My brother inspired me not to get vaccinated, boosted, to drop out of high school, to eat only meat, to recycle my feces into edible power bars, to drink my own fermented urine. She has a few videos defining Tate, saying that they hung out together once and he was a gentleman. Oh, yeah.
There's Dove. There's Peaks of Valleys. Our streaming computer had a, I don't know, man. It just fully crashed.
Ian said his, it made a loud buzzing noise and got a bunch of error messages all of a sudden and then it just shut itself off. We'll do it live. We'll probably want to look into that after the show. That's not something that's happened before.
Ian said it went, computers aren't supposed to make sounds internally. Okay, but we're back. Everything's good? It looks like we are back.
Okay, fantastic. Thank you, guys. Thank you for the quick work of the team there and if everyone could refresh, just spam refresh in the comments. People know, right, Eddie?
Right. Excuse me. So, anyway, what were we talking about? Oh, this lady.
Yeah, we were saying that she is a Tate, a Tate writer. A Tate writer. Tate taught. Kater taught.
It's a non-story. We called it from the beginning. Shut up. You shut up, idiot.
You're in prison, dork. Far more fun. Shut up, idiot. I have small degree.
I knew that. Here, just shake this out. Brutal. Brutal.
I was looking so fly in that outfit. I'm not all pink. I puffed out my chest. That's what they say you do when you want to present your alpha energy.
Puff out your chest. So, I was doing all the right things. It's just that the camera angle got you at the wrong angle. You probably didn't look that big.
It's just the side angle. I looked that big. I was that big. And your face didn't look that bad.
It looks exactly the same as it does in my mouth. Oh, thank you so much for saying that. You look young there. Thank you, thank you.
Wow. It's just the way the pants were holding you. The way the hat was and things like that. They're just trying to get an unflattering picture of you.
I do believe I did post that photo myself. Oh, you did? Okay. Let's see what she's saying.
Let's see what this genius has to say about topics. Let's see. We all get a little bit away. Weapons, matrix.
I'll be at home with kids. Okay, let's see how she's a subservient female. We love those. Tell me about how much forward is enough of me.
My ideal scenario is to meet a man that I can look up to and I can respect and I can keep the world and that would be amazing. The title is Leia on meeting a respectable alpha male. She's just part of the grip. She's like, she's just like a little parasite that hands on to the tape thing.
Where she's like, yeah, no, he's right, man. Women are fucking pathetic. We are just idiots to be used. Women be shopping, baby.
And there's a few women I've noticed that are doing this, hopping on this. Just pearly things. What is it? Pearl.
Pearl, yeah. But I love their perspective is really great. No, we suck. He's right.
What the fuck are you talking about? What is this premise? Nobody's mad about that. My wife?
My wife. What the fuck are you saying? No. This is like me being like, hey, I'm just going to say it.
It's okay to say I love my wife and I don't care what conservatives say. I smoke marijuana so I don't be my wife and children but I don't like my children. Would you say you're a white guy? My white guy?
A wife guy. I, no, being a wife guy is gay. That's what they would say. I say I love my wife and kids and I don't care if Republicans say that I shouldn't respect my wife.
I just respect her and I love her even though all Republicans say I should spit in her face and make her walk behind me. Never talk about my wife. People say you're totally a white guy. I'm sorry.
No, I am a white guy. I agree. What does that mean? I don't talk about my wife all the time.
Why are you worried about my wife? Because white guys are cheaters. Right, we established that with Ned. Yeah, Ned.
Ned Flanders. Who killed his wife, if I remember, on accident. Let's see. Didn't Ned kill his wife on accident?
She died, but I don't think he killed her. No, she got shot off the stands by a t-shirt cannon. Oh, it was a t-shirt cannon. Some Simpsons lore for everybody.
That bad word belongs. So thank you to her. I got my big red boots. My mom could not believe me that these cost $350 and that she was so freaking confused about this.
There's a video somewhere Hila took. So, do you like the boots? They're unwearable. Okay.
It's more like, I think they're a cool display piece, like an art piece. They look really cool. As a wearable shoe, it's not insane. I mean, I couldn't even walk down the stairs because I felt like I was going to trip.
It's really, there's a boot inside and then it's just covered with plastic. There's a boot on the bottom. I mean, it's constructed pretty well, to be fair to them. They did send me two left shoes.
Not that it matters, I guess, because I'm not going walking, but. Some people would prefer a left. They're right. You paid $350.
For two left seats? I did. Stupid Astro Boy looking shoes. Now, these are clothes.
Oh, don't say that about them. Shut up, Dad. What's wrong? You just upset you don't have them.
I bet. Oh, yeah, that's true. I'm jealous. By the way, Jimmy did a live.
And this man pays people to do that to him. Oh, my gosh. You see that hairline? Like, holy smokes, Jimbo.
Jimbo, my man. Yeah, I think they're cool. I like them, actually. I got to find that video of my mom, like, tripping out.
Oh, you did. Thank you. Hila posted a story. Oh, baby, no.
Oh. Instagram team are not putting on audio for me. You don't understand, Mom. YouTube does that, too, with their shorts.
Come on. I noticed that when you loaded that last video. My mom thought I was lying to her. That was Janky or Chane.
You don't understand, Mom. Right, I don't. Actually. Hila rocks it.
Mickey Mouse-ass looking. Aw. That shot of you and Bruce is so cute. Yeah, he's cute.
He crawled up to me on the stairs, and he's so sweet lately. He's just so sweet. Oh, he was really... Okay, he was up to something.
He's really up to something here. Since Renner got sick, we had to change his diet completely. Wow. And now he loves bell pepper.
Okay. And he loves watermelon. And before, when he was on his, like, all-meat diet being a little punk. God, this is so cute.
I love them so much. They, um... He wouldn't touch this stuff. He wouldn't dream of eating a bell pepper.
So he's... He's healthy. He's a healthy boy now. He's in there.
This picture? Yeah, he's so cute. Got a little bit of a camel fucking tough going on there. It's a little embarrassing.
We call that the Schwab now. The Schwab? Well, no, it's not that bad. No, no.
The Schwab is like a meat sandwich. Yeah, it's ultimate mousse clove. It's like saran-wrapped to hell. Yeah, Tally Nelly style shit, yeah.
What do you want to say, A.V.? Yeah, some people are still talking about it in chat. I just want to say that I found out last week that Matt Mercer, who voices Levi, is actually... His wife is in the Crater Clash with me.
Who is it? Marisha. Marisha? Yeah.