£5,000,000 Toilet Paper Heist?! Plus a Globe for Greenland (No Snobs or Knobs) Ep 942 episode artwork

EPISODE · Feb 9, 2026 · 29 MIN

£5,000,000 Toilet Paper Heist?! Plus a Globe for Greenland (No Snobs or Knobs) Ep 942

from Two Old Farts Making Noises · host David and Steven The Two Old Farts

Send us Fan MailThis week on No Snobs or Knobs, the news gets so weird it practically files its own police report. We’ve got the Czech Prime Minister allegedly not knowing where Greenland is—so he buys a miniature globe like a man trying to cram geography into a shopping cart. Then we jump to Italy, where a football club wants people to snitch on their own fans (because nothing says “community spirit” like a hotline). After that: a Florida-man-style arrest… in Great Britain… tied to a jaw-dropping £5,000,000 toilet paper caper. And to finish it off, we dive into Toto—the legendary Japanese toilet—because apparently the future is bidets and buttons and we’re all living in the past. Plus plenty more madness you won’t hear anywhere else. If you like your headlines strange, fast, and hilarious, don’t miss this episode—only on No Snobs or Knobs.#NoSnobsOrKnobs #KnobyNews #WeirdNews #BizarreNews #CrazyNews #StrangeButTrue #WTFNews #ComedyCommentary #Satire #EuropeNews #ItalyFootball #FootballCulture #Greenland #CzechRepublic #FloridaMan #UKNews #TrueCrimeComedy #JapaneseToilet #TotoToilet #OddHeadlinesSupport the showOur Mediahttps://linktr.ee/tofentertainmentOur Merchhttps://2oldfarts.vip/

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Send us Fan Mail This week on No Snobs or Knobs, the news gets so weird it practically files its own police report. We’ve got the Czech Prime Minister allegedly not knowing where Greenland is—so he buys a miniature globe like a man trying to cram geography into a shopping cart. Then we jump to Italy, where a football club wants people to snitch on their own fans (because nothing says “community spirit” like a hotline). After that: a Florida-man-style arrest… in Great Britain… tied to a jaw-dr...

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