PSA: Get a Bidet

"I saw an article about how reading is dead. Obviously I didn't read it. " - Bob This episode kicks off with a rundown of their recent dinner at Rolls Rice, where one host got a messy paneer naan taco he didn't enjoy while the others raved about chickpea masala and tandoori chicken bowls. Snack reviews follow fast and furious — the crew tears into Stuffed Puffs Gummy Fusions (turns out they dye your mouth blue), a returned McDonald's fried apple pie (solid, could use vanilla ice cream and a caramel sundae), and a cryptic second treat that the hosts debate eating mid-show. The episode takes a deeply chaotic detour into the Cyclospora outbreak making headlines (eve if they call Cryptosporidium every time!), complete with an extended, passionate endorsement of bidets as emergency preparedness tools, a pool incident story involving a baby that led to a hotel pool shutdown, and a pasta salad origin story where a piece of Impossible meat moved like a worm in the sink — and the host absolutely had to throw the whole thing away anyway. These stories are told with zero shame and maximum relatability. The hosts agree: sometimes you just cannot eat the food, even if you know it's fine. The back half of the episode gets into the hosts' favorite territory — grocery store lists. They rip through "best of" roundups from Aldi, Whole Foods, and Fresh Thyme, debating everything from Irish butter price differences to the Too Good To Go app's surprise bags, mochi ice cream refrigerator betrayals, and White Castle's new Southwest Veggie Slider. They wrap up with a peanut butter brand power ranking debate (Jif vs. Skippy is a whole thing), fresh podcast/music/TV recs, and an earnest plea for everyone to go watch Bodacious Humphrey Williams on TikTok immediately.