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EPISODE · Nov 18, 2024 · 2 MIN

Psalm For A Mod

from Junkyard Sam · host Cyanide Lovesong

"Psalm for a Mod" Drunk again what a surprise Fountain pen inking my way out of these lies A late night squabble with a herd of sweaty fat guys On Reddit frantically typing their way to each others thighs It's OnlyFans for the blind Not my kind Paling in braille died alone like an orgasm in jail With a sad male moaning about failing out of Full Sail Incarcerated for selling his body to pay off the loan It's hell I'll never see eye to eye With dumb guys that advocate a fluoridated water supply Typing away with their fat spilling out of their seat Huffing and puffing in a mask in which they can barely breathe But I guess at least they'll never breed Incels masturbating to old images of Fauci From the 1980s when he made millions from HIV While killing thousands with his lies about AZT But he's a hero to every guy with a house That's owned by his parents who buy all the food that goes into his mouth A jabbed up fat loser slob Testing for monkeypox at his shit job as a Reddit mod And he's got the Covid again And he keeps on getting it over and over again And now he's confused about the repeat infection Was it from the jab or all those rides with multiple men

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