Public Spaces Are a Crime | Leave Me Alone (Ep. 3)

This week I made the fatal mistake of leaving my house. Again. From the Vinted drop-off that nearly broke me to Aldi’s demolition-derby car park, it’s been a wild ride. My toddler’s out here greeting strangers like he’s running for office while I’m just trying not to make eye contact.Back home, the dogs are auditioning for Downton Abbey, the kitten’s doing laps of the curtains, and Amazon’s single-handedly keeping me in a state of mild panic. Basically, it’s chaos.If you’ve ever waved at the wrong person, hidden from a delivery driver, or considered living in a bunker for the peace and quiet — welcome home.#antisocial #comedy #parentlife #lesbianpodcast #relatablechaos