QOTD - WEIRD LAZY DISHES

A world-renowned Michelin-star chef admitted in a recent interview that after cooking gourmet truffles and wagyu beef all day, his favorite dinner is actually crushed-up crackers in a bowl of cold milk. This has sparked a global "Confess Your Meal" trend where people are admitting to the low-effort, slightly "shameful" food combinations they eat when they are alone and tired. What is the "lazy" or "weird" meal you make for yourself when you’re home alone that you would absolutely never serve to a guest?