R.J. Benetti presents Horrors of the Shopping Mall Ass Slasher

#ads Stream any unabridged audiobook of your choice with premium access by starting your trial on:https://booksreader.space/al-1985/Title: Horrors of the Shopping Mall Ass Slasher Author: R.J. Benetti Narrator: John Wayne Comunale Format: mp3 Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins Release date: 05-23-25 Ratings: 4.5 out of 5 stars, 3 ratings Genres: Humor & Satire Publisher's Summary: In the summer of 1987, StarBright Shopping Mall is the place to be—until a masked killer with a bizarre fixation on butts turns it into a slaughtering ground. As the booty count rises, panic spreads faster than parachute pants on an ironing board. With a mix of laugh-out-loud humor and spine-chilling terror, this book will keep you on the edge of your seat, wondering, “Why did anyone write this?” and “Is my butt truly safe?”