Radio War over, We Win! Heide craps on herself again.

Heide discussed her rendezvous across enemy lines, how she jinxed herself by telling a pant-crapping story, and Cris declares Lunatic Radio the losers of the Radio War. Heide’s story inspired Alix, Rhodian, and Cris to share their own urgent poop stories. We heard audio about Michael Vick jerseys being used to clean out dog kennels as details are released about his part in executing innocent lil’ doggies. Cris searched the internet for Herve Villechaize’s artsy black and white porno, but only came up with a ponderous video of one of the late little-man’s live singing performances. We invited our listeners to send fan mail to that wacky guy, Jonathan Lee Riches, who is currently bringing lawsuits against Michael Vick, Barry Bonds, Bud Selig…and Hank Aaron’s bat. Alix’s arch-nemesis, Bizarro, called in just to annoy Al. A smelly burping bum tries to hitch a ride with Rhodian, and Cris talks about his intolerance for homosexuality, pissing Heide off, as usual.