Rain-Out, Blow-Out: Battery 5-0 Switchbacks

ain couldn’t stop the Battery—only supercharged them. In this episode, Granit and Ryan break down the 5-0 demolition of Colorado Springs Switchbacks, from Aaron Malloy’s bank-shot free-kick masterclass to VGO’s first professional goal. The Crüe relives the soaked-to-the-bone madness, celebrates Nate De Santos’ redemption arc, and debates the great U.S. playoff conundrum—should the best team really have to win twice?The guys also talk PK strategy, back-line chemistry, golden-boot drama between Cal & MD, and how one orange-clad Sasquatch keeper may never live down a night in Charleston.Wrap up your ponchos and your pint glasses—the Battery are storming toward the playoffs, and the Crüe are ready to shout it from the Regiment’s chili-dog-scented parking lot.