Rainbow Washing Reaches New Heights, Missing Pet Tortoise Reappears 30 Years Later, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Send us Fan MailThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:The Greatest American Hero!Welcome, New Jersey Friends!!Nude Richard Hatch!Trixie Mattel's Assistant, Brandon!Gorgeous Hair!Leonard!  It's His Birthday! He's 9!Leonard Puke!Paul Nearly Puked!Cats Like to Puke on Things!Sports Shirt from Philip DeFranco!Paul Knows A Homosexual Amount About Sports!Paul's GAY?!?!Multilingual Cocksucking!Sambuca Throw Up!Amber Heard Shit in the Bed!Burger King Doesn't Know the Mechanics of Gay Sex!Double Ended Dildos!Snakes!Poop Friendly Postmates Menu!"I Invented Post-Its"!Best Foods to Prevent Pooping on His Crotch!Manuela The Tortoise, Now Known as Manuel!Paul, The Science Guy!The January 6th Hearings Begin!Sorry, Dick!Dave's DOJ Prediction!No Changing the Trump Cultists! Get Off Your Asses, Moderates!Thoughts and Prayers, Folks!Jesus, Guns, Babies Candidate Not Giving Up!No 'Ironic Voting' in Georgia!Trump's Mushroom!Childhood Gay Sticker Fetish!Smelly Markers!Repeated Questions!Childhood Masturbation!Trigger Warning Dick Cheese Question!Chonky Hands!Dave Doesn't Know What a Snowball Is!Siri to the Rescue!Beating Blindfolded People!Communal Toilets!Our Patreon! IN CANADIAN FUNDS!Episode Links (In Order):"The Greatest American Hero" Theme!Trixie Mattel's Assistant, Brandon, Does Her Makeup!"Sports!" Shirt from Philip DeFranco!Burger King's Tops and Bottoms Burgers!Postmates 'Bottom-Friendly' Menu!"I Invented Post-Its"!Dr. Evan Goldstein!PNW Haunts & Homicides!Tortoise Lost for 30 Years Makes Surprising Comeback!Difference Between Turtles and Tortoises!Kandiss Taylor Not Giving Up Hope!"Kentucky Fried Movie" Theatre Scene!"Polyester" Odorama!Lisa Frank Stickers!Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!MUSIC CREDIT!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: https://audionautix.com/ Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: [email protected] To Find Us!:  Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!