Raine on Your Parade: Stranger Things- The Flayed

It took the Scoops Troop and entire week to get to the bottom of this elevator shaft. Steve pees on the wall and it's gross. Erica thinks she's going to drink some green sludge like she thinks it will make her a ninja turtle instead of just killing her. Hopper almost blows Joyce up for speaking to any male in the world. And this Russian scientist is the second one in a week. Joyce you slut... Joyce's new bf Alexi finds a 7/11 where he finds out about slurpees and it's the cutest thing. Hopper steals a car from the Todd Father which, eww and tells him that the adorable man in the back seat is a child murderer. Underground in the elevator they finally find a way out but find themselves in the tunnels that are just about as long as the conclusions Hopper has been jumping to about Joyce. Nancy wakes up Jonathon and only he would reference Oliver Twist before 6am... In Mike's basement El is talking about Bad screams and Lucas questions what a good scream is and Max stops her from answering which is hilarious. Nancy and Jonathon join the kids and they compare notes and go investigate more. Steve finally wins a fight and they see the new gate Hopper and Joyce and Alexi go to be around yet another man and I hope Hopper's head doesn't explode like his bronco did. The rest of the cast is led to the hospital where they are again separated and El is extending grace to Mike who surprisingly doesn't mess it up. He LEARNED and LISTENED and reacted in a non problematic way... maybe he should teach Hopper some things... Jonathon has also learned that Nancy and every other female on this show is always right and why do they keep having to prove that? They get to stab their ex bosses and it probably is pretty satisfying until they melt into a flesh jello mold that joins together in one big gross flesh monster and credits...