Rambo, Rome, and the End of Comedy as We Know It

Austin Anderson kicks off November with no rain, no grace, and a full-blown review of Rambo III—a movie so drenched in steroids it could bench-press your childhood. He breaks down why Stallone’s muscles should’ve won a Nobel Prize, reveals the topless truth about ancient Roman women gladiators, and dives into the Epstein email dump that proves the world is somehow dumber and darker than we thought.Then it’s a hard left into WhistlinDiesel’s Ferrari arrest, Jane Seymour claiming “70 is the new 50” (spoiler: it ain’t), and Eddie Murphy’s two-decade beef with SNL over one dumb David Spade joke. Austin closes it out with a heartfelt, cynical rant about how stand-up comedy got cheap, Trump’s weird obsession with getting into heaven, and why sometimes it feels like we’re all just Rambo cauterizing our own bullet wounds with gunpowder and denial. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.