Ranking Starter Pokemon And Legendary Favorites With Brutal Honesty

We had a plan, the audio had other ideas, so we do the only fair thing: rebuild the tier list and make the hot takes even louder. We’re back for episode five of Culture Cretins, and we start by redoing our starter Pokemon rankings, from the lines we’d protect with our lives to the evolutions we’d rather never see again. If you care about starter Pokemon, middle-stage glow-ups, and the “please don’t evolve” dilemma, this one is pure nostalgia plus judgment.Then we take the same exact energy and point it at something way more dangerous: a Gatorade flavor tier list. We sort classics, frost flavors, and the weird ones that taste like they were invented in a lab. The question isn’t just “what tastes best,” it’s what you’ll actually drink when you’re sick, dehydrated, or stuck with whatever the store has left.After that, we go big with a legendary and mythical Pokemon tier list that turns into a full-on debate about what makes a design feel “mythical,” what counts as iconic, and why some new legendaries hit hard while others feel like visual noise. We wrap by locking in our top three favorites and explaining the nostalgia, story, and pure vibe behind the picks.If you had a strong reaction to any of that, you’re our kind of listener. Subscribe, share the episode with a friend who argues about Pokemon, and leave a review with your S tier starter and your top legendary.