Ravnica 7/29/21

Tragically, two months of episodes were lost when our archive went down last year--but suffice to say, our heroes escaped Useless Island and have been roving the seas making a nuisance of themselves to every ravenous pirate, vampire conquistador and dinosaur-riding warrior on the ocean. Their latest misadventure brought them back into contact with Jerrick's missing kaiju. Due to time dilation, Pineapple had spent thousands of years apart from the group and had grown both in size and legend. They were now known as Matzatli the bride of Nezahal, an elder dinosaur who roamed the deep. The party managed to subdue Pineapple with the help of the Pirate queen Ripley Vance and her blasting cannons. Now, anchored offshore by Vance's stronghold, the party reveals their ulterior motive. Juzam, a scheming djinn who made a devil's bargain with the group back at his floating dockside emporium city, wants Pineapple captured for his own evil whims. The party intends to double cross Juzam and finally take down the greedy djinn. To that end, they've baited a trap and dressed up the shore to look like a welcoming party. But it'll be a dance of a different kind in no time at all... Alpha plays the fiddle, Vali uses sign language, and Ubbe sings a song in his head.